I, on the other hand, haven't met or talked to a neighbor in years, and haven't had issues, so I think you are correct.
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
I mean I did have some that did nothing but smoke weed and stink up the stairwell but i was more aggrieved they didn't share with me
we need to clarify that housemates are neighbors (or not)
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link
on the Sunday before the last one my Co2 alarm started doing a treble bleep in a 60 second cycle because the battery was dying. I chucked it out the front door for until i could be arsed getting out the lump hammer to kill it. Because it is a sealed pvc unit with no on/off switch, it seems you do have to smash the bleeping thing to shut it down. The noise of it was still travelling through the walls from outside and you'd almost be tempted to think it was still inside the house. I thought fuck this cursed thing. So that gave me the idea to chuck it into some briars behind this chump's house at the edge of the estate.
I've quarrelled with the chump numerous times and he's an absolute knave who has a snarling joyless pit-bull terrier and he has this habit of trying to blame other people's dogs as the guilty party that "started it" when his poorly socialised teeth on legs ugly bastard tries to bite them. Anyway I pass his house every morning on the way to the "mountains" (just a hill really but the locals call it the mountains!) and twelve nights later Co2 alarm is still going blip blip blip every 60 secs! Even with a dying battery, the recent deluge followed by frost - it is still going strong. I feel a bit guilty that some of his neighbours will have been suffering this every night as well, but war is hell. It's amazing how far the bleeping sound carries as well, you can hear it from almost quarter of mile away on the mountains. In the early morning it blends in neatly with the dawn chorus but it must seem loud at night when your house is only 20 yards from it.
― calzino, Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:18 (four years ago) link
One of my lasting regrets is that I didn't sneak a dying yet persistent smoke alarm into a very hidden place in the home of someone I despise.
Please know that you are living my dream.
― kinder, Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:22 (four years ago) link
under some floorboards would be best!
― calzino, Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link
ironically, i smashed up a similarly bleeping selfcontained snoke alarm in our place in 2004
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link
Ha I've been on the other side of that when my dickhead neighbour chucked his smoke alarm into a skip and the rain triggered it and my wife was trying to sleep. He wasn't in so I chucked everything out of the skip until I found the alarm and stomped the shit out of it until it stopped going off. The great thing about that was I left all the shit all over his front yard and they came and collected the skip the next day and left a load of crap including doors and other bulky shit all over the pavement and he had to dispose of that himself. Fuck that cunt anyway
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:30 (four years ago) link
This prick told us to stop complaining about noise because he's 60 and we should respect our elders. I don't think that applies to people in their 40s but I just need an excuse to punch that cunt in the face
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:33 (four years ago) link
He's a leather worker and does it in his house right next to ours and doesn't give a fuck what time it is or that he's next door to a dying woman
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link
Now I don't have to be nice because fuck it who gives a fuck my wife is dead I don't have to try not to get kicked out by the landlord
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:35 (four years ago) link
we have a bro infestation in our building now
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:37 (four years ago) link
I probably shouldn't post on ilx when I'm drunk, he says after mostly posting on ilx when he's drunk
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 6 March 2020 00:38 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdZRN1bs200&feature=youtu.be
15 days later and it is still beeping!
― calzino, Monday, 9 March 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link
essential 5 second youtube vid of beeping Co2 alarm
― calzino, Monday, 9 March 2020 14:47 (four years ago) link
Reminds me a the 2000s prank gadget the Annoy-a-Tron, versions of which seem to still be available on etsy. They are probably easier to hide than a full-fledged CO2 alarm, but excellent work calzino for your inventiveness in this situation.
https://www.etsy.com/search?q=annoy%20a%20tron
― ☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 9 March 2020 15:30 (four years ago) link
from the youtube demos I've seen of them I don't think they'd survive the days of torrential rainfall the seemingly indestructible built-by-SkyNet Co2 alarm has!
― calzino, Monday, 9 March 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
I can't even remember if Co2 alarms are supposed to have an IP rating in UK safety regs, but this one would get a high number for sure.
― calzino, Monday, 9 March 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link
last year for the 4th of July, my good friend P@m warned me about her neighbors. So I go to park, and where she lives there's nothing but street parking really, but there's like one space left when I get there. all of a sudden, I'm parking and I see this obnoxious sign on a stick next to a LEGAL parking space that says NO PARKING - I PAID FOR A LAKESIDE VIEW, NOT A CARSIDE VIEW.
nonetheless, I ignored it and left my car there.
― Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 01:16 (four years ago) link
was it a true lake or an orlando puddle lake?
― estela, Thursday, 23 July 2020 02:16 (four years ago) link
oh compleeeetely the latter
― Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 02:16 (four years ago) link
we have glorified retention ponds
― Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 02:17 (four years ago) link
lol i moved from volcanic new zealand to orlando and was dismayed by the lake designation standards
― estela, Thursday, 23 July 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link
One of my ILX neighbors keeps telling the same story.
not my neighbors, but I went to a house party on the Fourth of July in a tucked away lakeside community. I knew the friend's neighbors would be trouble when parking my car. there was a custom, illegally made No Parking sign in front of legitimate, community approved parking spaces because parking there would block the lakeside view, and the sign said "We paid for a LAKE view, not a CAR view". I deliberately parked in front of the sign as it was the only space left and my alternative was parking in the next legal spot two blocks away which..nope.
so keep in mind this is July 4th and it's not even particularly late, and our friends are setting off some mild fireworks, and once again, passive aggressive neighbor who is sitting outside with her husband walks by and mentions "shame you all have to do fireworks, my husband doesn't like it", and walks away before anybody can reply, then asshole husband starts screaming "knock it off" even though it's literally a holiday where fireworks go off and there's no reason for them to be sitting outside otherwise, because it's dark and mosquito-y.
we stopped because we were tired of their shit (I honestly don't care for fireworks anyway so I didn't care).
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Saturday, February 8, 2020 9:11 AM
― nickn, Thursday, 23 July 2020 04:09 (four years ago) link
the weirdest fucking thing about that is even that post wasn't from when it happened, but many months after, and I have no recollection of writing it.
jesus even used the same fuckin' wording!!!
― Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 04:19 (four years ago) link
the other fucked thing is there have been quite a few times where I've randomly written something on FB and then gone on Memories and see I wrote the same thing like 8 years ago on the same date
I've done it once or twice myself.
― nickn, Thursday, 23 July 2020 04:42 (four years ago) link
oh dear lads
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