If your butt feels sour, use that internal power
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link
even a watched clock never boils
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Monday, 6 July 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link
A swallowed turd does not coprophagia make.
― pomenitul, Monday, 6 July 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link
Where there’s a will, there’s a corpse
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link
clean arsehole, clean mind
― calzino, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
two wrongs don't make a right; but two rights send you into oncoming traffic
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
the mintier the julep, the prettier the baby.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link