Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

How Lossl never managed to usurp Pickford might be some form of nominative determinism

alli benched

p sure that goal will stand

Terrible defending but great finish l

yup. 5 at the back beaten by one pass.

stream skipped what all fucking cunts should i blame

back five is pointless if nobody ever moves

jesus chelsea are making this look like a small pitch

seen the goal. rotten flatfoot reactive arah fuckit defending

"oh thats brilliant"

fuck off. thats an entire club generation of full backs who dont think they ever have to look at defending their flank

fuckin gutless lazy stuff everywhere you look

jesus youd pay to play us if your team was in a sticky patch

eccentric Pepe

I think I’m resigned to never understanding the handball rule. Does protecting your face count as a ‘natural position’?

Signature Palace result today, ground out undeserved 1-0 against fellow strugglers c u next season d00ds lol

Crap start for Wolves....until that Jota goal.

Great sequence.

Jota en fuego lately Jesus

nice to go in front first for once

Yeah. Fairly unremarkable match other than those but can't ask for better on your second match in a week.

Also basically can rotate a bit for second leg of Espanyol, long as they don't lose 5-0

Three!!! Raul back on the sheet.

But man Jota almost had his second hattie in a week

couldn't believe that hitting the post. great counter attack.

need this win today, it's fucking unseemly being behind Burnley

boy we've missed Jota

If only Watford can draw Man U

the superstitious part of me wishes these commentators would stop doing Norwich's obituary for the moment

lol yeah.

Man U up 2.

Watford lost a goal due to VAR.

damn

absolute magic from Martial

(ftr I'm not rooting against Man U to be a dick, purely for table positioning lol)

⚽️ Manchester United vs Watford | Anthony Martial (GOAL!!!) 58' #MUNWAT pic.twitter.com/v5WEuuzGam

— D9INE (@D9INE_ENGLAND) February 23, 2020

lol that was so casual

that's football Neanderthal!

WHY didn't we sign Bruno in the summer

just a class footballer

i was gonna say 5 mins ago "let's sub Jota off and wrap him back up in padded foam now pls"

really nice control from Martial there

Coady deserved that kick in the face, real dick tackle

lol i missed it while watching Number None's video

i thought he was gonna get sent off for a minute

ahh Traore coming in to protect our fragile lead.

every full back wants to see Traore coming off the bench at them after 70 minutes

Greenwood will be the best striker in the league in a couple of seasons

lol how did that not go in.

o well, will have to settle for this 3-0 draw

yeah was just gonna say, throw some soil on 'em

no goals conceded since 1/23.

shame that this coincided with the longest Wolves goal drought of the season but still, promising!

well we also missed Boly a lot

yeah so glad to have him back.

two points behind United, five behind Chelsea, that'll do for now

so many diff ways the Top 5 can go with all these teams within points of each other.

makes up for the anticlimactic Premiership "race"

this game is a fine antidote to the reverse fixture

Cool shot from earlier

https://i.ibb.co/r48sB1g/FB-IMG-1582482633169.jpg

Love that little skip of Fernandes's on the penalty :D

they couldn't...could they?