Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

this game is a fine antidote to the reverse fixture

Cool shot from earlier

https://i.ibb.co/r48sB1g/FB-IMG-1582482633169.jpg

Love that little skip of Fernandes's on the penalty :D

they couldn't...could they?

lol i was just about to post "not like this, please god"

oof that's grim

Worst performance of the season yields another 3 points. That's my headline

That Jimenez goal reminds me of hitting full power bar in FIFA from <1 yard out. Mané scored one like that earlier in the season

Can I just

Not sure they’ll stop at three. Sarr is on fire.

Hatred for Watford currently tempered because they own this

Checking in just in case I am having an insanely lucid dream

Fucking typical

tf was going on w van dijk??

How can anyone hate Watford?

You missed a 'not' from that sentence.

with tom on this one

Ugly bunch of shitkickers managed by Sgt Major shitkicker

de Gea out

fuckin state of these fucking cunts

how a cunt among that defence faces a fuckin mirror

Gift wrapped!

five men in a row fail at the minimum of their job

its just incredible

Bruno is going to single-handedly save our season

so about this aurier chap, deems

one swallow maketh not a summer i know but

i can write you a chapter if you like

i have a particular hate for a player that has an important, basic set of duties and anything else that he does is offered as an apology for his neglect of same

hes a proper athlete, very very good at a face-off, but absolutely feckless about position or tracking and his delivery and passing are usually delayed, poorly chosen or poorly executed.

lovely touch, and every now and again a cross or a hit like that.

worth at least fifteen goals against us in a full season, and you cant even begin to account for the other effects a player like that has on a team because you cant rely on him in any phase of his game

so fuckim tbh. nice goal tho.

expected wolves to be better in defence than us tbh

took a few years for dele alli to turn into exactly the player opposition fans always claimed him to be didn't it

see, no better than us in defence

Jota!!!

whose the big lad in yr defence that doesnt see red for elbows nor yellow for two footed swipes

pls nobody tell me that is a good goal

id fuckin quit fat bastard over 40 football if two players walked through six of my team like that

dogshit

ref is a cunt tbh

saiss should be twice off

idk what VAR is seeing in the Everton winner that was chalked off that the ref couldn’t.

im just going to support whatever club lo celso moves to, im done with this

hi guys :D

ILX derby.

helluva match. fought sleeplessness to watch it.

better than eleven cunts i could name

idk what VAR is seeing in the Everton winner that was chalked off that the ref couldn’t.

i think a player sitting in the six-yard box might just be interfering with play a tiny bit

Lol Adama for the second goal, like a tank with a jet engine

Xp, it’s not as though the ref and linesman missed him. It just looks like the subjective opinion of the VAR referee overruled the subjective opinion of the on-field officials as to whether he was interfering or not, but idk.

Yeah, one of the stupidest features of the current implementation.

Lol at Raul killing Tanganga for the third.

imagine he's standing up in that position and he dummies the ball - would you consider it offside then?

it seems absurdly obvious to me, but I think the rules about interference are too soft if anything

i just happened to be distracted and looked up when Raul had he ball, cut in, dribbled and fired.

was so pleased to see what a brilliant pass had set it up on the replay.

i look brilliant when im playing against idiots

it seems absurdly obvious to me, but I think the rules about interference are too soft if anything

Absolutely bang on. The most recent rewrite of the offside law makes what counts as interfering with the game far too lenient. Siggurdsson was obviously "interfering" with the game in an actual sense of the word, but he wasn't obscuring De Gea's vision, movement, or motion to kick the ball or kick the ball. The law as written doesn't account for De Gea's thought process, and let's be honest, he was never saving it anyway.

Then you get to how the decision was made. Who called it? I heard Sounness say something like "if he had to get out of the way of the ball, he's interfering with play" but there's been goals given like that this season where a striker has to jump out of the way of his own player's shot in an offside position (I think it was Sterling) — albeit with the goalkeeper entirely out of the picture.

Today’s the 30th anniversary of The Greatest Goal Of The 90s.

Forget Bergkamp, Yeboah, and Di Canio. Instead I give you Gary Crosby for Forest vs City.

You sly little shithouse.pic.twitter.com/AMqJIs4LSh

— Proper Football (@sid_lambert) March 3, 2020