POST HERE EVERY TIME YOU INADVERTENTLY TOUCH YOUR FACE

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Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 10:24 (four years ago) link

It would be incredibly helpful if this covid outbreak wasn't concomitant with the outbreak of whatever this disorder is that is making all of the nerve endings in my face fire pretty much constantly.

I have never been so aware of my face, or how much it longs for my sweet caress.

Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 13:32 (four years ago) link

I don't want
To cough and sneeze all day
But when I think about face
I touch my face

Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link

Covid-19
No we can't dance together
No we can't touch at all
Please take me along when you slide on down

Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 13:43 (four years ago) link

I have never been so aware of my face, or how much it longs for my sweet caress.

Tonight I need your sweet caress
Hold me in the darkness
Tonight you calm Old Lunch's face
You relieve the itchy face

Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link

it is happening again

ciderpress, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 13:49 (four years ago) link

^Me rn.

Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 14:01 (four years ago) link

I can't not touch my face but I also don't leave the house at all, so I think it kind of works out.

emil.y, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link

every time you touch your face
you take a piece of me with you

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link

how is that a 'zone' that is like the whole dang thing, total face

j., Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:24 (four years ago) link

Just a touch of your love is enough
To knock me off of my feet all week

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link

I just freeze
When I see your hand creeping
towards your schnozz, cause it's true:
It's not the flu

In too deep,
I'm touching my face weeping
as I whisper to you,
"...It's not the flu"

I can see,
Can see the symptoms
take awhile to accrue
But it's not the flu

On my knees,
Help me baby
tell me when you last flew?
Cause it's not the flu

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

Hey.

Hey.

HEY. Yeah, you.

C'mon. You seriously gonna just sit there and pretend that I don't itch? That I don't itch in several different places? That the itch isn't nagging, isn't driving you slowly to distraction?

C'mon. Just one little scratch. What'll it hurt? The first one's free.

C'mon. You know you want to.

C'mon.

C'mooooooooooooon.

Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link

The skin of the face is that which stays most naked, most destitute. . . . [T]here is an essential poverty in the face; the proof of this is that one tries to mask this poverty by putting on poses, by taking on a countenance. The face is exposed, menaced. . .

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link

Oh, how long can trusty Old Lunch hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to touch the face that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires? Can he withstand the temptation to touch the face that, even now, beckons his hand closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to infect himself with the covid? At the mere touch of a single face! The beautiful, shiny face! The jolly, candy-like face! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?

Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link

(Black-and-white star field fades to a white background)

(Rod Serling lights cigarette)

Behold Old Lunch. An ordinary ilxor in an extraordinary time.

He wants to touch his face, but yet he knows he should not, and cannot. But... can he?

We see a man faced with a painful choice. Touch the face he loves, or perish instantly in agony.

Because you see, his face isn't just a face. It's the onramp to a highway of destiny that is located in a burgeoning suburb of the greater metropolitan area known as... (Serling stubs out cigarette)

THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

(theme plays)

Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link

...

Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:11 (four years ago) link

Well, it seems so real
I can see it
And it seems so real
I can feel it
And it seems so real
I can taste it
And it seems so real
I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link

^this

Youโ€™re face
To face
With the man who touched the world

And ^this

Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link

Don't be
Shy shy
Touch touch
Face and eye

Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

Aargh, hate when that happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vhFnTjia_I

Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link

When I'm with you baby
I touch the front of my head
And I just can't get enough
And I just can't get enough

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESv-97oWkAUOlbF?format=jpg&name=small

calzino, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link

NSFW warning, sheesh

Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link

Already started fingering my face, look what you've done

Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link

My eyes have been itchy during the last few weeks and it's driving me crazy. Feels like allergies but it's a weird time of the year for that (although I was in the south for the last two weekends).

change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link

Inadvertently touching my face with a can of ale.

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link

My eye is really itchy

Maresn3st, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 22:26 (four years ago) link

decided to be a team player today and shave my beard for the first time in 6-8 mos at least. feels nice for a bit but then I realize that it fully reveals MY HIDEOUS FACE sigh

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 00:30 (four years ago) link

better dead than smooth

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 00:31 (four years ago) link

truly.

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 00:55 (four years ago) link

I think i touched it before i met it
I think i dreamed my face into life

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 00:56 (four years ago) link

Am I allowed to touch my face at home, after I've washed off all of the grime from the outside world? Because I've just been going to town over the last couple hours. Hope that's not too TMI. It's very sensual. Sensuous? It's a luxurious experience, at any rate.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link

There's not much I know about you
Fear will always make you blind
But the answer is in clear view
It's amazing what you'll find TOUCHING FACE

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 09:38 (four years ago) link

Rubbed my eye in line at the grocery store last night.

โ˜ฎ๏ธ (peace, man), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 11:59 (four years ago) link

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Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link

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Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link

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Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link

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Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link

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romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:18 (four years ago) link

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Garu you just posted flange (wins), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:22 (four years ago) link

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Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link


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