^Me rn.
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 14:01 (four years ago) link
https://www.inquirer.com/resizer/V7Aw_Pf_0iyt-eNZO1KF5eGSmzY=/1400x932/smart/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-pmn.s3.amazonaws.com/public/N6SAFRLYZ5BIRN5X2NCCCV7K4Y.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 14:47 (four years ago) link
I can't not touch my face but I also don't leave the house at all, so I think it kind of works out.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link
every time you touch your faceyou take a piece of me with you
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link
how is that a 'zone' that is like the whole dang thing, total face
― j., Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:24 (four years ago) link
Just a touch of your love is enoughTo knock me off of my feet all week
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
I just freezeWhen I see your hand creepingtowards your schnozz, cause it's true:It's not the flu
In too deep,I'm touching my face weepingas I whisper to you,"...It's not the flu"
I can see,Can see the symptomstake awhile to accrueBut it's not the flu
On my knees,Help me babytell me when you last flew?Cause it's not the flu
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link
Hey.
HEY. Yeah, you.
C'mon. You seriously gonna just sit there and pretend that I don't itch? That I don't itch in several different places? That the itch isn't nagging, isn't driving you slowly to distraction?
C'mon. Just one little scratch. What'll it hurt? The first one's free.
C'mon. You know you want to.
C'mon.
C'mooooooooooooon.
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link
The skin of the face is that which stays most naked, most destitute. . . . [T]here is an essential poverty in the face; the proof of this is that one tries to mask this poverty by putting on poses, by taking on a countenance. The face is exposed, menaced. . .
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link
Oh, how long can trusty Old Lunch hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to touch the face that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires? Can he withstand the temptation to touch the face that, even now, beckons his hand closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to infect himself with the covid? At the mere touch of a single face! The beautiful, shiny face! The jolly, candy-like face! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link
https://metrograph.com/uploads/films/creepshow-stephen-king-1504287802-726x388.jpg
Holy ollllld ... Jayzus!
― crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link
(Black-and-white star field fades to a white background)
(Rod Serling lights cigarette)
Behold Old Lunch. An ordinary ilxor in an extraordinary time.
He wants to touch his face, but yet he knows he should not, and cannot. But... can he?
We see a man faced with a painful choice. Touch the face he loves, or perish instantly in agony.
Because you see, his face isn't just a face. It's the onramp to a highway of destiny that is located in a burgeoning suburb of the greater metropolitan area known as... (Serling stubs out cigarette)
THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
(theme plays)
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link
...
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:11 (four years ago) link
Well, it seems so realI can see itAnd it seems so realI can feel itAnd it seems so realI can taste itAnd it seems so realI can hear itSo why can't I touch it?So why can't I touch it?
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link
^this
Youโre faceTo faceWith the man who touched the world
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqW-eO3jTVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWr_F4Gg8sY
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link
Don't beShy shyTouch touchFace and eye
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link
Aargh, hate when that happens.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vhFnTjia_I
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1btg3mpEOc
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link
When I'm with you babyI touch the front of my headAnd I just can't get enoughAnd I just can't get enough
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESv-97oWkAUOlbF?format=jpg&name=small
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link
NSFW warning, sheesh
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link
Already started fingering my face, look what you've done
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link
My eyes have been itchy during the last few weeks and it's driving me crazy. Feels like allergies but it's a weird time of the year for that (although I was in the south for the last two weekends).
― change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link
Inadvertently touching my face with a can of ale.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link
My eye is really itchy
― Maresn3st, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 22:26 (four years ago) link
decided to be a team player today and shave my beard for the first time in 6-8 mos at least. feels nice for a bit but then I realize that it fully reveals MY HIDEOUS FACE sigh
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 00:30 (four years ago) link
better dead than smooth
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 00:31 (four years ago) link
truly.
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 00:55 (four years ago) link
I think i touched it before i met itI think i dreamed my face into life
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 00:56 (four years ago) link
Am I allowed to touch my face at home, after I've washed off all of the grime from the outside world? Because I've just been going to town over the last couple hours. Hope that's not too TMI. It's very sensual. Sensuous? It's a luxurious experience, at any rate.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link
There's not much I know about youFear will always make you blindBut the answer is in clear viewIt's amazing what you'll find TOUCHING FACE
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 09:38 (four years ago) link
Rubbed my eye in line at the grocery store last night.
― โฎ๏ธ (peace, man), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 11:59 (four years ago) link
๐
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link
๐ค
๐
๐ค
๐โโ๏ธ
๐คฆโโ๏ธ
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:18 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/315svRQ.jpg
― Garu you just posted flange (wins), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:22 (four years ago) link
๐งค
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link
๐ฅ
๐ฆพ
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:27 (four years ago) link
https://img.autoplus.fr/news/2017/10/23/1521494/62c2d820299ee9ac964ca4eb-1350-900.jpg?r
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:51 (four years ago) link
i just did a full, aggressive eye rub
i'm done for, boys
nice knowing you
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link
RIP
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:03 (four years ago) link
The favorite, Coronavirus (real name Testus Terone), quits the race upon learning his co-driver cheated. Replaced by Julius Caesar, who almost wins but is immobilized by a pot-hole.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix_and_the_Chariot_Race
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:04 (four years ago) link
this thread has made me touch my face twice as much, I am holding everyone accountable.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:38 (four years ago) link
I canโt stop
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Thursday, 12 March 2020 03:16 (four years ago) link