When I'm with you babyI touch the front of my headAnd I just can't get enoughAnd I just can't get enough
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESv-97oWkAUOlbF?format=jpg&name=small
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link
NSFW warning, sheesh
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link
Already started fingering my face, look what you've done
― Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link
My eyes have been itchy during the last few weeks and it's driving me crazy. Feels like allergies but it's a weird time of the year for that (although I was in the south for the last two weekends).
― change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link
Inadvertently touching my face with a can of ale.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link
My eye is really itchy
― Maresn3st, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 22:26 (four years ago) link
decided to be a team player today and shave my beard for the first time in 6-8 mos at least. feels nice for a bit but then I realize that it fully reveals MY HIDEOUS FACE sigh
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 00:30 (four years ago) link
better dead than smooth
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 00:31 (four years ago) link
truly.
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 00:55 (four years ago) link
I think i touched it before i met itI think i dreamed my face into life
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 00:56 (four years ago) link
Am I allowed to touch my face at home, after I've washed off all of the grime from the outside world? Because I've just been going to town over the last couple hours. Hope that's not too TMI. It's very sensual. Sensuous? It's a luxurious experience, at any rate.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link
There's not much I know about youFear will always make you blindBut the answer is in clear viewIt's amazing what you'll find TOUCHING FACE
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 09:38 (four years ago) link
Rubbed my eye in line at the grocery store last night.
― โฎ๏ธ (peace, man), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 11:59 (four years ago) link
๐
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link
๐ค
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๐โโ๏ธ
๐คฆโโ๏ธ
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:18 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/315svRQ.jpg
― Garu you just posted flange (wins), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:22 (four years ago) link
๐งค
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link
๐ฅ
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― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:27 (four years ago) link
https://img.autoplus.fr/news/2017/10/23/1521494/62c2d820299ee9ac964ca4eb-1350-900.jpg?r
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 13:51 (four years ago) link
i just did a full, aggressive eye rub
i'm done for, boys
nice knowing you
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link
RIP
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:03 (four years ago) link
The favorite, Coronavirus (real name Testus Terone), quits the race upon learning his co-driver cheated. Replaced by Julius Caesar, who almost wins but is immobilized by a pot-hole.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix_and_the_Chariot_Race
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:04 (four years ago) link
this thread has made me touch my face twice as much, I am holding everyone accountable.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:38 (four years ago) link
I canโt stop
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Thursday, 12 March 2020 03:16 (four years ago) link
not going to post here every time or I would be itt every 0.2 seconds, but apparently my default reaction when I catch a fingernail on something and might have chipped it is to stick it in my mouth
bad, wrong
― a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 12 March 2020 10:55 (four years ago) link
100% relatable post tbh.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 12 March 2020 10:56 (four years ago) link
I should probably go all in and touch ONLY my face then I can't catch anything from touching other surfaces.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Thursday, 12 March 2020 10:57 (four years ago) link
my shirt was clean on this morning but the cuffs got wet on the way in (1st rained on, and then caught in vigorous handwashing) and now they smell of wet dog, so I guess at least that'll alert me every time I raise my hands near my face
(no, I'm not sure a clean shirt which caught a few drops of rain and got damp with clean tapwater should smell of wet dog either. thanks, laundry detergent; might need to reconsider the terms of our contract)
― a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 12 March 2020 10:58 (four years ago) link
excellent approach, might work on this myself
do I have to stop typing entirely or type with my nose now?
― a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 12 March 2020 10:59 (four years ago) link
Very much in the same position re: touching my face. Can't stop won't stop. It's more easy and helpful for me to not touch anything else.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 March 2020 11:12 (four years ago) link
You need one of these
http://totallyabsurd.com/handnearmouthalarm.htm
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 12 March 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link
That looks pretty neat actually!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 March 2020 11:18 (four years ago) link
'Patently absurd' my ass.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 12 March 2020 11:18 (four years ago) link
Haha.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 March 2020 11:19 (four years ago) link
I'm distracting myself from touching me face by keeping my hands in my underpants
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link
This thread has actually been a very helpful reminder to not touch my face. I'm getting good at using my facial muscles to scrunch various parts of my face that are in need of a scratch or a tweak or a rub. I'm sure I look completely psychotic to anyone who happens to notice me doing this, but at least I'm not touching my face, amirite.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:12 (four years ago) link
That was the plan all along. Starting this thread has genuinely helped me fiddle with my face less.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link
My biggest worry now is that I'll break myself of the habit altogether and that, once this is all over, I'll forget to ever touch my face again.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so-L12LFRR8
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:44 (four years ago) link
I can't touch my face when I'm with meAnd I hate itAnd I hate it
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:13 (four years ago) link
ah fuck my eyes itch
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:17 (four years ago) link
Staircase wit in action: I can't believe I quoted the coronized version of 'The Man Who Sold the World' without the two preceding lines. Here, then, is the erratum:
Oh no, not meWe never lost controlYou're face to faceWith the man who touched the world
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link
I'll never take touching my face for granted again.
― jmm, Friday, 13 March 2020 04:22 (four years ago) link
I keep having these moments of, oh noes my face feels weird, am I getting sick? and oh noes, my neck hurts, am I getting sick? And then I realize that, no, my face feels weird because I'm not manually attending to every tiny signal flare of my facial nerve endings and, no, my neck hurts because I'm not constantly cracking it when it starts getting stiff. So I guess I've done a decent job of retraining myself in a relatively short span of time. Soon hope to stop touching any part of my body with my hands ever again.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 March 2020 14:23 (four years ago) link
Like if there was ever a time to tap into those latent telekinetic abilities buried down deep inside our brains, now is that time, my friends.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 March 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link