ted looking for any excuse to keep plumbing the depths of pornhub’s milf section
― shosple colupis (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 March 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
Calling human beings facing the risk of death in the middle of a global pandemic "CONSUMERS" is some dark, dystopian shit. pic.twitter.com/ubntmRaiOV— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) March 13, 2020
― calzino, Friday, 13 March 2020 20:38 (four years ago) link
earlier they said that the cruise line companies are "america's cherished industry"
― Karl Malone, Friday, 13 March 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link
which i take exception to. america has so many industries that i cherish, i can't pick just one
― Karl Malone, Friday, 13 March 2020 20:40 (four years ago) link
nothing more american than sequestering people with disposable incomes in environmentally disastrous spaces devoted to enforced fun and very small portions of carefully controlled exposure to other cultures
― shosple colupis (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 March 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link
ships flying flags of convenience, with crews largely composed of people from other countries
hmm, yeah, they kind of are the most american of industries
― mh, Friday, 13 March 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
cruise ships are americas sweetheart
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link
if we can't goodbye lenin ted cruz into staying self-quarantined for years after a vaccine is found w're not trying
― mark s, Friday, 13 March 2020 21:13 (four years ago) link
just have the same man in a different mustache and tie standing outside his door when the fourteen days are up and shake his hand again
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link
The Love BoatSoon will be making another runThe Love BatPromises something for everyone
Only 80s kids will understand
― Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:16 (four years ago) link
i loved the graphic where the characters wld pop up in the life preserver
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link
Orlando just became the latest to ban gatherings of 250 or more.
I actually didn't know we hadn't already done that
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link
Wait, Ted’s quarantine was like 3 days long wasn’t it? That’s not a quarantine!
― honky wonk badonkadonk (crüt), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link
in pornhub years it's 12 days.
― Yerac, Friday, 13 March 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link
Lol
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link
4 score and 7 leers ago
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link
ahahahha
― micah, Friday, 13 March 2020 21:50 (four years ago) link
it might only be three days to you and me but ted has died a thousand little deaths in that time
― shosple colupis (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:50 (four years ago) link
"pandemic" (2020) on netflix. lovely stuff, lads
― ||||||||, Friday, 13 March 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
I know Gladwell has lots of haters (and Bill Simmons too), but I learned stuff from this conversation.
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 13 March 2020 22:35 (four years ago) link
It’s not possible to learn things from Malcom Gladwell.
― silby, Friday, 13 March 2020 22:42 (four years ago) link
so the adult establishments in Cocoa are not only still open but advertising like nothing is happening.
think that's one place where you definitely can't minimize "social contact" and that would be a 'bad' thing....esp considering the average age of the people that go to them.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2020 22:52 (four years ago) link
i have a friend whose bar just closed down because Charles Barkley drank there a few days ago.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 March 2020 22:55 (four years ago) link
oof.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link
You can bet that some idiots, having internalized years of apocalyptic movie behaviour, will make sure to live out apocalyptic movie behaviour.
http://www.blogto.com/city/2020/03/gun-reportedly-drawn-fight-toronto-grocery-store-amid-coronavirus-panic-shopping/
(Not blaming the movies, to be clear.)
― clemenza, Friday, 13 March 2020 23:13 (four years ago) link
One of the funny aspects of there being a global authoritarian movement but in fact no international leftwing solidarity is that right-wing politicians are all giving each other #coronavirus but leftwing politicians remain isolated, ineffective, and healthy.— Matt Stoller (@matthewstoller) March 13, 2020
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 14 March 2020 00:29 (four years ago) link
President Donald Trump announced Friday that the US government’s coronavirus testing apparatus, which has lagged badly behind other developed nations, would soon get an assist from Google. The search and advertising giant will create a website, Trump said, that would help Americans figure out if they need a test for the virus, and if so where they can find one.The only problem: There is no nationwide site like the one Trump described. And Google had no idea the president was going to mention one.
The only problem: There is no nationwide site like the one Trump described. And Google had no idea the president was going to mention one.
https://www.wired.com/story/coronavirus-donald-trump-google-website/
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 14 March 2020 00:31 (four years ago) link
The only problem
― silby, Saturday, 14 March 2020 00:32 (four years ago) link
Well they better get cracking, then!
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 March 2020 00:45 (four years ago) link
shit if yr gonna distort that much, why not say "google's making an anti-coronavirus wand that makes you infection free but in order for it to work you have to use it then stay in your house for two months"
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 March 2020 00:45 (four years ago) link
by Sunday we’ll, uh, have a timeframe for when that wand will be available
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 14 March 2020 00:47 (four years ago) link
i am tired of every corporation that has my email address emailing me to tell me about their plans for coronavirus
― forensic plumber (harbl), Saturday, 14 March 2020 00:57 (four years ago) link
"pandemic" (2020) on netflix. lovely stuff, lads― ||||||||, Friday, March 13, 2020 3:12 PM (two hours ago)
― ||||||||, Friday, March 13, 2020 3:12 PM (two hours ago)
also Outbreak which is absolutely terrible.
no Contagion... yet.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 14 March 2020 01:02 (four years ago) link
xpost needs a thread. I realized how many shitty lists I got on just through this alone
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 March 2020 01:16 (four years ago) link
i'd rather watch Testament. not adjacent enough to make me queasy.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 March 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link
i have an account at pentagon federal credit union (lol) because they owned the realtor that was my buying agent when i bought my house 7 years ago and there was some fee they would waive if you join, and they would even give you $10 to put in the account to open it. they sent me a letter long ago that my account would be closed soon due to inactivity. guess not. lol. so i get to hear A message to PenFed members regarding COVID-19. thanks!
― forensic plumber (harbl), Saturday, 14 March 2020 01:30 (four years ago) link
The people will surviveIn their environmentThe dirt, scarcity, and the emptiness of our southThe injustice of our greedThe practice we inherit
The dirt, scarcity and the emptiness of our southThere on the beachI could see it in her eyesI only had a CoronaFive cent deposit
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 13, 2020 1:24 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
this song has spent at least an hour every day of the last 3 weeks in my head
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, 14 March 2020 01:34 (four years ago) link
Exploited vocalist Wattie Buchan isn’t backing down so easily, however, giving a quote to Australian tour promoters DRW Entertainment. "Fuck coronavirus!” the punk singer begins. “I have had 5 heart attacks a quad heart bypass and a heart pacemaker fitted. Cancel gigs for a virus? We ain’t fucking Green Day piss - We are the real deal. No danger will we be cancelling our upcoming gigs. Punks Not Dead!"
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 14 March 2020 01:39 (four years ago) link
not yet
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 March 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link
so when they're not allowed inside the building, are they just gonna do outdoor concerts on the front porch?
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 March 2020 02:04 (four years ago) link
Punk is about ENDANGERING YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY !
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 March 2020 02:05 (four years ago) link
This Is The End would be worth watching now as timely but not horrifying.
― ... (Eazy), Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:33 (four years ago) link
I know this was posted up above, but this photo is just so perfect.
#coronavirus chart pic.twitter.com/d9yR7lAl7C— Howard Mortman (@HowardMortman) March 13, 2020
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:57 (four years ago) link
at this point I hope there's not an afterlife because I'm pretty sure wherever I go there will be Republicans and they will start running the afterlife as a business
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:58 (four years ago) link
Worse, they'll run it like management consultants.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:59 (four years ago) link
is there an after-afterlife?
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:00 (four years ago) link
It’s a startup
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:05 (four years ago) link
as a consumer of coronavirus, i'm loving my options!!
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:07 (four years ago) link
oh no... pic.twitter.com/ExGqPySmyk— weston (@west_on) March 13, 2020
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:49 (four years ago) link
It's going to take more than a worldwide pandemic to make me watch a fucking James Franco movie
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 14 March 2020 08:22 (four years ago) link