Linda: “The time is 7:59 and the robot polls are now opening. And robot votes are now in. Nixon has won.” Morbo: “Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.”
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Bender: Game's over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Hahah and I love how he's saying that when all thats left of him is his head.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Bender: That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink. Dr. Zoidberg: Bender, you said 'wink, wink' out loud. Bender: No I didn't. Raise middle finger.
― C. Grisso/McCain, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:49 (sixteen years ago) link
And of course, Bender's catalogue of dick jokes...
Fry: Look, normally I'm the first guy to toot his own lower horn... Bender: I'll say. Whooooo! Fry: But in this case, I just don't think it's going to work. Bender: That's what she said. Whooooo!
Lrrr: Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked. Bender: It's used to it. Woooo!
Lrrr: This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small... Bender: In this case, small. Woooo!
Fry: I didn't think I'd get away with my doodle, but I pulled it off. Bender: Like you did at the theater. Wooo!
Leela: Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn. Bender: As usual. Woooo!
― C. Grisso/McCain, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Zapp Brannigan: Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet. But I can't go in alone. That's why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air.
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Leela: I don't get it. Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. Fry: Oh. What's it called now? Farnsworth: Urectum.
Farnsworth: Goodbye cruel world! Goodbye cruel lamp! Goodbye cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some kind of cruel muslin, with the cute little pom-pom curtain pulls, cruel though they may be...
Also, frequently heard around my house as an excuse for not doing something: "Well, I am already in my pajamas . . ."
― Phil D., Wednesday, 4 July 2007 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Mom: Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
[while talking to the Beastie Boys] Fry: Back in the 20th century, I had all five of your albums. Adam Horovitz: That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven. Fry: Cool. Can I borrow the new ones? And a couple of blank tapes?
― C. Grisso/McCain, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm constantly shouting "DAMN THIS DSL!" like Mom does when she's the wicked witch.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link
WHAT SMELLS LIK FREAKIN PORPOISE HORK?
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Mom is awesome :D
"Jam a squirrel in it, you BASTARDS!"
― Trayce, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Beck: Thank you. That song doesn't usually last three hours, but we got into a serious thing ... and then I forgot how it ended.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:20 (sixteen years ago) link
...sweet, sweet candy. Bam.
― Leee, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Farnsworth [on phone]: Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?...To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up?...To shreds, you say.
― reddening, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 06:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Cubert: Anyway I heard beer makes you stupid. Fry: No I'm..... doesn't.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 06:55 (sixteen years ago) link
CRAM A BASTARD IN IT YOU CRAP
― electricsound, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link
get a life
― hstencil, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Shut the hell up!
― Trayce, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:33 (sixteen years ago) link
(see what I did there etc)
Trayce, you missed an opportunity to shout, "NO YOU SHUT UP", which is the best thing to say in response to any statement at all :)
― tissp, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:34 (sixteen years ago) link
doh! o wait wrong show.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:49 (sixteen years ago) link
"second..."
― blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/MP3Sounds/hermessong.mp3
Y'all realise that's the greatest song ever written, right?
"When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea."
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link
LINK BORKEN BOO.
Someone posted a ten-minute preview of the upcoming Family Guy Star Wars special and I've spent all day wondering why Bender wasn't in it :/
― ledge, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
You don't think McFarlane has stolen enough from my cousin Matt G.?
PS - I LOVE symposia!
― Leee, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
cut n pase to make link go
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
what they redirect to 404 if they don't like the referrer? jesus.
What I should have said was:
Fry: Fix it. Fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it.
― ledge, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
What do we want? FRY'S DOG! When do we want it? FRY'S DOG!
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe they're just sniffy about deep links. Anyhoo:
http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/MP3Sounds/
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://photos6.flickr.com/9637290_0074ad4fe8_m.jpg
― django, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Favourite so far - one of the aliens watching Friends: "Why doesn't Ross, the largest friend, simply eat the other five?"
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Farnsworth: I knew I should have shown him Electro Gonhorrhea: The Noisy Killer.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
No lols, but the scene where Fry drinks his 100th cup of coffee and saves everyone in slo-mo is exquisite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yax1qk2MD9A&mode=related&search=
― ledge, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Farnsworth, after being pushed into his man-eating anteater pit by Leela: Oh, you've killed me! You've killed me. Leela: Oh my god what have I done?! Farnsworth: I just told you! You've killed me!
― Trayce, Thursday, 5 July 2007 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh and:
Hermes: What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!
― Trayce, Thursday, 5 July 2007 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link
NIXON'S BACK
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 July 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat. And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Muhuhahahaha!
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 July 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I remember my body. Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis - a good republican body. God, I loved it.
Atlanta was a city, landlocked, Hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean, Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism, That they moved offshore, becoming an island, And an even bigger Delta hub,
[On the screen, helicopters lift the city and land it in the ocean. The scene changes to years later. The island is packed with buildings.] Until the city over-developed and it started to sink, Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away, Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the guy who invented Coca-Cola, The magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends, Though Gods they were, And also Jane Fonda was there.
[A boat with the people on pulls away and the city sinks.] The others chose to remain behind, On their porches with their rifles, and one day evolve into mermaids, And sing and dance and ring in the new.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Nixon: Who's pushing who around now???
― Neil S, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
GRUNKA LUNKAS (singing) Grunka Lunka dunkity dingredient, You should not ask about the secret ingredient.
BENDER: OK, OK, we get the point.
LEELA: I was just curious because of the armed guards.
GRUNKA LUNKAS: (singing) Grunka Lunka dunkity darmed guards--
BENDER: (shouting) Shut the hell up!
― Trayce, Thursday, 12 July 2007 10:05 (sixteen years ago) link
wizzle wam wam wozzle!
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahaha "dunkity dingredient" gets me every time.
Animatronic Jackie Gleason: "One of these days, Alice... Bang! Zoom! Straight to the Moon!" Fry: "That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife."
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Farnsworth: Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property! Waterfall Jr.: You can't own property, man! Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link
One... JILLION dollars!
― Leee, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:42 (sixteen years ago) link
This man has overgasped!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:48 (sixteen years ago) link
SILENCE!
Blue Elder: Silence! It is time to put the humans to death! Fry: But the judge already sentenced us at the trial! Yellow Elder: Silence! That was just a show for the public. We are the true rulers of this planet, hand carved from meteorites by the Robot Founders, four centuries ago. Blue Elder: Silence! Come forward Bender. You will have the honour of executing the prisoners. Green Elder: Silence! I concur!
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 07:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha I love those guys.
Fry: Stand back, or I'll.... breathe fire on you! Elder: Can they really do that, or did we make that up? Elder 2:I don't know, maybe it was just in that movie that... hey! They're getting away!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link
PREACHERBOT We are gathered here today to deliver brother Bender from the cold, steel grip of the Robot Devil unto the cold, steel bosom of our congregation. ROBOT #2 Tell it, Preacher!
ROBOT #3 That equals true.
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 10:40 (sixteen years ago) link