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― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 21 March 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link
This guy was fucking flying round Morrisons like it was Rainbow Road, he nearly ran me over in front of the fish counter, I had to jump out the way and he didn't acknowledge me at all. When he left all he had bought was bottled water and scratchcards. pic.twitter.com/gzshh3hlgK— Baby Etrigan (@aboynamedposh) March 28, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
What’ve I just seen . pic.twitter.com/wZl7xEUBRM— Owen Hallworth (@HallworthOwen) April 5, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 09:53 (four years ago) link
thinking about thos beans!
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 09:56 (four years ago) link
jesus god
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:02 (four years ago) link
no wonder there were no tins of beans & sausages in Aldi last time i went
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:07 (four years ago) link
Pictured behind the toast: customer's detachable lower jaw.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:10 (four years ago) link
Brilliant Message from Derbyshire police on Normanton Rd last night that’s the language people speak & understand round here Its a Rap, stay safe & STAY @ HOME, PC Mcginley your an absolute legend 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/EZ47tzIqps— Ajit Singh Atwal (@AtwalAjit) April 5, 2020
― soref, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link
driven inside by the cringe
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link
i can't click that video it will kill me
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:49 (four years ago) link
just looking at those beans again, there's 8 sausages in a tin so that's more than one tin on the plate, wtf is wrong with people?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:50 (four years ago) link
bloke just called 5live and genuinely said the army should be on the streets and should shoot people "not kill them, just shoot them in the hand or foot" for a variety of offences incl "disrespecting the Queen", "running around sunbathing" and my favourite, "being outrageous".— the Devil has many bollocks, my friend (@LeonardEctric1) April 6, 2020
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
fuck, those are my three favourite things
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link
Bad news for Showbiz Kids
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link
just looking at those beans again, there's 8 sausages in a tin so that's more than one tin on the plate, wtf is wrong with people?― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, April 6, 2020 1:50 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, April 6, 2020 1:50 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
I reckon it's two tins with sausages and two without, I take no pleasure in reporting this.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
irl lool bg
― donald failson (sic), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
xpthere is still too much sauce on the plate to support that theory!
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link
You know how you need to heat the beans for a while so the sauce reduces? his nan hasn't done that.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
I think she's filtered some of the sauce out of a third can of beans which has been put in the fridge for later, because she equates sauce with love!
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link
You know how you need to heat the beans for a while so the sauce reduces?
― kinder, Monday, 6 April 2020 21:30 (four years ago) link
i have never taken an instruction less seriously
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link
#ClapForBoris Sending our best wishes @BorisJohnson Get well soon and carry on the great job!!! pic.twitter.com/h26TUtZFF3— Glenn Aston (@GlennAston1) April 7, 2020
― anvil, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link
Efficient reducer from Tom in the responses
"Hope you snuff it like boris will soon"
― anvil, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link
This guy 😂👏🏼👏🏼#ClapForBoris pic.twitter.com/mIHrnEhWrO— Kevin Basham (@KevinBasham) April 7, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link
xp this one is always a classic
pic.twitter.com/ZYmUXFusj7— ויסקונט לייטון (@ViscountLe8ton) April 7, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link
#ClapForBoris Sending our best wishes @BorisJohnson Get well soon and carry on the great job!!!
Typical Wolves fan.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:02 (four years ago) link
Oh the shame
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link
LOL. soz NV
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:09 (four years ago) link
Football fans, what ya gonna do?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link
nowt more English than racism and porn https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52243209
― piscesx, Friday, 10 April 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link
feel bad for lolling so hard
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link
The scene from Westminster bridge #ClapForCarers pic.twitter.com/JpzM0YBjgH— Damir Rafi (@d_rafi1) April 16, 2020
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:30 (four years ago) link
That seems like a lot of people quite close together
― où sont les threads d'antan? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 April 2020 02:35 (four years ago) link
I trained a neural network to produce UK government style petitions, trained on @jonty's excellent petitions dataset. It's just as awful as you might expect: https://t.co/jZ6hkLE65D pic.twitter.com/zDCPKVMaRn— Mike Sheldon (@mikesheldon) April 17, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 17 April 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link
https://imgur.com/a/z518nDp
At a farm up the road. Mental. My fat fingers included for added authenticity.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 17 April 2020 20:09 (four years ago) link
One last go...
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 17 April 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link
I'll have a gohttps://i.imgur.com/mfE40mc.jpg
― kinder, Friday, 17 April 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link
Thank you! What was I doing wrong?
There's even a hidden Churchill there - above the Go Forward Together slogan. Ffs.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 17 April 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link
Can't spell NHS without spelling Nation
― clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 April 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link
British police say they are keen to speak to a person who has been dressing as a 17th century plague doctor for walks during the coronavirus lockdown.
The unidentified individual has been spotted in the Norwich suburb of Hellesdon wearing a long black cloak, hat and pointed beak-like mask in recent weeks.
People posting on a community Facebook page said the outfit could frighten children, with Norfolk Police saying they wanted to give "words of advice" to the person.
Jade Gosbell, 21, took a photograph of the person walking across a recreation ground in Hellesdon.
"It was like 20 degrees, he was wearing a full black suit, it just looked ridiculous," she said.
"It's clearly for attention or something like that, because normal people just wouldn't do that."
She said: "I was sitting there and I was getting angry myself as my mum has a phobia of masks.
"I know that even in daylight if she was to go round the corner and bump into him she would be so scared.
"Kids would be frightened, my mum would be frightened, however some people really don't think it's that deep, they just think that he's having a laugh, he's just trying to find something to do with himself during isolation and lockdown."
― The multiplying villainies of nature / Do swarm upon him (Vast Halo), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 12:57 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fts7bj-so
― clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 13:33 (four years ago) link
Toilet-dwelling lizard inconveniences Bristol man https://t.co/cxY4X8Zr2q— BBC News England (@BBCEngland) April 29, 2020
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link
I'd also like to speak to them, maybe go for a pint when this is over, feel like they'd have some good patter
― Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link
I'm afraid I have some bad news...
― nashwan, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link
A shot of Lincolnshire’s Balloon version of @captaintommoore arriving in Bedfordshire. Made by Craig Cash in Horncastle & Delivered by Andrew White from near Boston. Excellent to see communities coming together to put a smile on people’s faces. #MakeADifference pic.twitter.com/UoVYwkwI8W— BBC Radio Lincolnshire 🌈 (@BBCRadioLincs) April 30, 2020
An incredible (and edible!) tribute to #CaptainTomMoore on his 100th birthday by local baker Leanne Harry.Support and see more of her creations here: https://t.co/VDhohwcYyl pic.twitter.com/xfUA0HHbc0— IndependentLiverpool (@IndpndtLiv) April 30, 2020
The country’s off the rails.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 30 April 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link
you’ve seen him walking for the nhs, you’ve chipped in some cash to his campaign, now eat his fucking face EAT IT
― julian sprinkles (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 April 2020 15:15 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfQwHb1pWPE
― clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 April 2020 15:15 (four years ago) link
The horrific cake head of Captain Tom Moore with the hair of Steve McClaren. pic.twitter.com/DCcvjxvGrp— Football Manager Hair on Politicians (@visualsatire) April 30, 2020
― calzino, Thursday, 30 April 2020 15:16 (four years ago) link
a Soviet Bus Stops/Yugoslav Memorials-style coffee table book of shitty Millennium municipal features in British towns and villages— Ben (@cinemashoebox) May 2, 2020
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXFgSWvWAAAbqZA?format=jpg&name=medium
― devvvine, Sunday, 3 May 2020 10:43 (four years ago) link
unfair, that seems pretty enough
― clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 May 2020 10:46 (four years ago) link