Also if the timeline in that report is correct then Cummings realised he'd fucked up within 24hrs of the herd immunity statement and then continued with the approach for days afterwards?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 March 2020 10:29 (four years ago) link
Right, woken up to this Cummings thing, all I'm going to say is don't focus on the oddball adviser. Focus on the elected people who are meant to be accountable to us, who hired the oddball. Don't be satisfied if they throw him under the bus when this is all done with.— Sinan Kose (@TheSinanKose) March 22, 2020
― some of you are enjoying this (gyac), Sunday, 22 March 2020 10:32 (four years ago) link
I bet when it comes to self-preservation he's strictly locus communis*
*sorry for biting on yr style Pom!
― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 10:41 (four years ago) link
probably got it wrong anyway but I meant received wisdom!
― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 10:43 (four years ago) link
I bet Cummings would go down much easier than Ras.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 10:44 (four years ago) link
When you work as a paramedic for the NHS and you get evicted over a text by your land lady. Because of this I now won't be able to work my 12hr night shift tomorrow, so that means one less paramedic on the road. At these unprecedented times we need our NHS demand more than ever. pic.twitter.com/gfxbIykElq— Joseph Hoar (@joseph_hoar) March 21, 2020
what safety measures against landlords?
― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 10:48 (four years ago) link
Surely that's illegal even under pre-crisis laws?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 March 2020 11:03 (four years ago) link
The "if pensioners have to die so be it" is being attributed to Cummings but it was absolutely the government strategy that was coming out of Johnson's mouth only days ago (and was called out for what it was on twitter). That piece is clearly setting up the fall guy for when the worst hits.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2020 11:05 (four years ago) link
yes, cummings is toast and there will be lynch mobs after him. yeah I can see it now ..Johnson will be blameless.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 11:08 (four years ago) link
Also the government announced a blanket ban on evictions days ago. The passive aggressive "I'm sure you'll understand" tone is peak landlord speak though.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 March 2020 11:08 (four years ago) link
From replies it appears unclear whether this person is a tenant or a lodger? I think the latter are getting fucked over
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 11:15 (four years ago) link
"Sorry I never normally do this" is that a Dr H Shipman quote?
― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link
yes, cummings is toast and there will be lynch mobs after him
Oh Domniepaws. The grudging admiration people had for this utter cunt because he sacked some old school Tories and rattled the Sir Humphreys in the Civil Service was always bullshit.
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 March 2020 11:27 (four years ago) link
Johnson was already the least popular incoming PM in modern times. I know he has most of the media on his side but expecting him to evade blame when people's parents and grandparents start dying in their thousands is massively overestimating the credulity of the electorate.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 March 2020 11:30 (four years ago) link
AF going full xyzzzzz is it? We do love to see it.
I was, a while ago, considering posting "scientists now speculate that we may be entering what they call the 'xyzzzz_ timeline', where a natural disaster forces the adoption of widespread socialism" - and then Italy did some of that and he posted a tweet about it, so the moment passed.
I think of exhortations to violence against politicians as being more calzino and NV's department, to be honest?
― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 22 March 2020 11:45 (four years ago) link
me = regretfully, calz = gleefully
― I can't pay no doctor bill, but Whitey's on the McAloon (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:00 (four years ago) link
History has shown asking corrupt pols who are invested in the status quo and its policies of violence don't respond to being asked nicely, but I wouldn't really kill anybody. But I will predict wishing death on pols will be the height of fashion in April.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:02 (four years ago) link
That eviction tweet - there is a hypothetical but not unlikely scenario where health workers are lodging with vulnerable, at risk people who are now being told to isolate themselves and for very good reason. Who knows if that applies in this case though?
― ymo sumac (NickB), Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:07 (four years ago) link
Still shitty obv
Johnson issuing what I assume to be a strongly worded plea for people to not visit their parents today, from behind the Telegraph paywall.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:14 (four years ago) link
The Sunday Times paywall, in fact.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:15 (four years ago) link
Got to look after Times readers.
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:17 (four years ago) link
"Don't kill my voters" -- Boris Johnson
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:24 (four years ago) link
"and then Italy did some of that and he posted a tweet about it, so the moment passed."
Spain nationalising hospitals and California using empty hotels to house the homeless too. Quietly observing like I normally do..
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:28 (four years ago) link
For all the hardman bullshit politicians spout about preparedness for war, the importance of having a nuclear deterrent and the psychotic button-pushing macho posturing, we seemingly have no plan in place for actually protecting ourselves against a biological attack, which is essentially what this is, albeit one without an adversary
― ymo sumac (NickB), Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:39 (four years ago) link
the fucking state of the UK govt. Taiwan's vice president has previous experience as an epidemiologist and they have experience with SARS, hmm how come they never tried Herd Immunity?
― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:43 (four years ago) link
Be my guest!
― coco vide (pomenitul), Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:55 (four years ago) link
Superbrain Dom knows better than any epidemologist.
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link
much too late now for me to outpace NV or calz i guess but:
i am face-to-face kind but also i have lulled myself to sleep by thinking of guillotines and tumbrils and calamitous sinkholes under the mighty for several years now― mark s, Friday, 20 March 2020 10:16 (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― mark s, Friday, 20 March 2020 10:16 (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
i talked abt this recently with my sister (also face-to-face kind). we discussed how routinely we now both call on images of heads on spikes and piles of skulls these days. i'm glad for many reasons that my mum and dad aren't around for all this but honestly this is one of them
― mark s, Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link
get one sense of perspective you bootlicking fuck
"You led the party to the worst defeat in 85 years..." - @SophyRidgeSky.Labour leader @jeremycorbyn says they had "unprecedented attacks made against" them in the 2019 election.Follow #Ridge live: https://t.co/aIQJkNaOWE pic.twitter.com/D57rL84BN6— Sophy Ridge on Sunday (@RidgeOnSunday) March 22, 2020
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 22 March 2020 13:15 (four years ago) link
Because its sunny there is bumper turnout at the local graveyard this aft, nice mix of elderly and children in there as well. Social distancing? Nope it was like a fricking Stanley Spencer painting.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link
There’ll be bumper turnout at a lot of local graveyards soon enough iykwim
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link
Tbf at least there won't be any tiresome funerals to avoid when they start an industrial corpse incineration program!
― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link
Gonna need extra big coffins to space the bearers properly
― I can't pay no doctor bill, but Whitey's on the McAloon (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 March 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link
lol i've seen this a lot. i'm surprised that markets are still on. went for a bike ride yesterday, and while the centre of London was dead, Brixton was heaving, bougie farm food 'market' Barley and Sage in Battersea was rammed inside and out with people with their kids chatting and having coffees. Market at Oval was v busy. Some cafes still open. High streets in Chiswick and Ealing v busy, likewise market in Shepherd's Bush.
And today the market in Herne Hill is quite busy, though a lot of traders have stayed away thank god - I can understand if it were fresh produce, but these one day markets are often processed food and knick-knacks and just draw lots of people to them in one go (rather than the fixed shops).
― Fizzles, Sunday, 22 March 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link
that was an xpost to calz.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 22 March 2020 13:53 (four years ago) link
herne hill market is so fn grim
went for a walk in the city today to look at st mary woolnoth and the plaques around smithfield and to enjoy the eeriness of the quiet. my dog took a shit in paternoster square.
― plax (ico), Sunday, 22 March 2020 14:17 (four years ago) link
Yes, probably both a good and bad time for the sun to come out. I certainly enjoyed my long walk today but I’m sure too many people are planning bbq parties
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 14:18 (four years ago) link
I went for a bike ride through the lanes of North Herts yesterday and at one point was on a bridleway in the middle of a field, miles from even the nearest village, when a pack of 10 sweaty lycraed mountain bikers thundered past me. Can't even get my post apocalyptic rural horror vibes in solitude :(
― Stevie T, Sunday, 22 March 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link
my dog took a shit in paternoster square.
The less heralded follow up to "A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square" iirc.
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 March 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link
A man has appeared in court accused of making fake coronavirus test kits and attempting to send them across the world, police said.Frank Ludlow, 59, of West Sussex, was arrested at a Post Office near his home on Friday after 60 Covid-19 treatment kits were seized by police in the US.The kits, which were intercepted by Customs and Border Protection Agency officers in Los Angles on Wednesday, were labelled as “Anti-Pathogenic treatment” and had been sent from the UK, City of London Police said.They allegedly contained chemicals which are “extremely harmful” when the user is instructed to wash and rinse their mouth with them, police said.Police believe some of the kits could still be in circulation and urged people not to use them.
Frank Ludlow, 59, of West Sussex, was arrested at a Post Office near his home on Friday after 60 Covid-19 treatment kits were seized by police in the US.
The kits, which were intercepted by Customs and Border Protection Agency officers in Los Angles on Wednesday, were labelled as “Anti-Pathogenic treatment” and had been sent from the UK, City of London Police said.
They allegedly contained chemicals which are “extremely harmful” when the user is instructed to wash and rinse their mouth with them, police said.
Police believe some of the kits could still be in circulation and urged people not to use them.
― ymo sumac (NickB), Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link
wtf, what is wrong with people
― a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
More worryingly, Yarls Wood have had their first case
― ymo sumac (NickB), Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
i mean their first case of c19, not hooky test kits
― ymo sumac (NickB), Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link
oh, that could be v bad. ugh
― a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link
Oh fuck.
Talked to a friend who'd been in detention and he said "Daniel, just imagine if I was still there, the place is gonna be total chaos".
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:09 (four years ago) link
horrified by the thought of what level of care the inept and abusive people running it will be providing
― ymo sumac (NickB), Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:13 (four years ago) link
UK: NHS staff and Doctors buying makeshift PPE from B+QTaiwan: Govt had a count + ramped up PPE production weeks ago when they realised there would be shortages at a critical stage.
you could go on forever on the stark contrasts between the two responses. They've been paying people to lock-down for weeks in Taiwan, with the threat of heavy fines for disease spreading renegades.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
All of which saves money in the long run!
― akb23 (Matt #2), Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link
Just come back from Hollies. Some people practising social distancing others not. It would really help if people walked single file on paths. Even if you’re not concerned think of others.I did get a lovely stash of Wild Garlic though! pic.twitter.com/WNORrUhsBa— ((( Alex Sobel MP ))) (@alexsobel) March 22, 2020
Alex otm, some people even when there is plenty of space for distance have to get right in yr face. And also starting to luv Alex dearly just for being so Alex!
― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link