67. Matt Bianco earworm
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:10 (four years ago) link
69. trouble with adhering to sequenced lists
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:13 (four years ago) link
68. Can’t suffer a gap
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link
70. Soccer tongue*
* (imago has this symptom)
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:17 (four years ago) link
71. recurring fits of 'agronomist's complaint'
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:17 (four years ago) link
72. trap in
― consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:23 (four years ago) link
73. soldiers' pay74. mosquitoes75. sartoris76. the sound77. the fury
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:25 (four years ago) link
78. feverish hot takes
― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:27 (four years ago) link
79. switching to instant coffee, but not for reasons of budgeting or supply
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:30 (four years ago) link
80. my eyes switched places
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:33 (four years ago) link
81. feet are exactly one foot long
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:36 (four years ago) link
82. uncaring hair
83. undiagnosed ability to juggle
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:38 (four years ago) link
84. every other toe is on fire85. heart on sleeve86. adequate knuckles
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:40 (four years ago) link
87. a sudden and demonstrated preference for spiral bound notebooks, specifically those ones where the wire spiral binding curls inwards slightly at the ends so it doesn’t get caught on your jumper
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:43 (four years ago) link
88. excessive and unexplained bleeding from hand after driving letter opener through hand
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:50 (four years ago) link
89. Speculative post mortem
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:51 (four years ago) link
90. ham fists, chicken legs
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:52 (four years ago) link
91. remembers the movie Short Circuit 2 with fondness
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:55 (four years ago) link
88. male menstruation
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:59 (four years ago) link
93. baker’s cough94. ears taped shut
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:11 (four years ago) link
95. reverse pooping
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:41 (four years ago) link
just realized 93 is actually a thing :(
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:46 (four years ago) link
Perhaps you meant 'banker's cough'?
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link
calz two contributions are possibly the best things to come out of this entire situation imo
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:52 (four years ago) link
Hadrian and OL brought the lols
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:56 (four years ago) link
96. vague, existential unease
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link
97. Feverish shitposting
― consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:17 (four years ago) link
98. Increased daytime access to food and booze, leading to excess eating and drinking.
― Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:19 (four years ago) link
Lol these are all song lyrics.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:32 (four years ago) link
99. pancreatic amnesia
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link
100. clear plastic golf trousers
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link
101. sudden ability to play the trumpet (as-yet-untested, tbf)
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:47 (four years ago) link
102. Black smoke belching from open mouth.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link
Okay, this one is 100% serious and mysterious and I wasn't sure where to share it before, but:
On my last day in the outside world, I left work and went on one last grocery run. Among the groceries I bought were four cans of soup, of a variety and brand that I regularly buy. These were the only canned goods I bought that day. I did self-checkout and bagged everything myself, so I know precisely what went in the bags. And I was mindful to not go hog wild on things like canned goods because I was going to be lugging all that shit on my shoulder all the way home and it adds up. The weight, I mean. So I get home, I put away my groceries, and because the cabinets were getting a little overfilled, I put a bag of less perishable stuff in another room. Namely, the four cans of soup and a loaf of bread. At that point, we were on lockdown, leaving basically only for walks and to like get the mail. No one else has been in the apartment. So like a week later, as we started to make some room in the cabinets, I thought: oh hey, guess I'll put away that loaf of bread and those four soup cans. So I went to the bag and...there were like ten soup cans in there, all but the four of a different variety and brand than I have ever bought. I...have no idea where they came from. No idea whatsoever. Literally the only way this could have happened via non-supernatural means is if someone slipped them into my shopping bag while my attention was diverted on the train home that day.
So:
103. mystery soup manifesting from the void
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link
soup cans be fuckin’
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:16 (four years ago) link
Have you considered changing your display name?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:28 (four years ago) link
104. Biden-esque speech patterns
― coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link
105. some psychosomatic symptoms, difficult to endure, involving the upper respiratory tract
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
106. Breathe the pressure / Come play my game, I'll test ya / Psychosomatic, addict, insane
― coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:35 (four years ago) link
107. literal frog in one's throat
― coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link
108. I'm dead109. I'm The Stranger
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link
110. felicitous, newly acquired ability to front a caverncore band
― coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:40 (four years ago) link
111. urge to trawl through YouTube for videos of oddballs giving lessons on etiquette
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link
112. Got a wicked case of the jimmy leg
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link
113. woke up inhabiting the body of Richard Kline (who portrayed Jack Tripper's friend Larry on the beloved sitcom Three's Company)
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:55 (four years ago) link
114. speaks only in V A G A R I E S
― coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:57 (four years ago) link
115. perpetual obliqueness
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link
116. smiling next to others in silent lucidity
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
117. Delayed choogling
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link