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― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:20 (four years ago) link
JUST IN: Queen Elizabeth last saw Boris Johnson March 11 and is following all appropriate advice with regards to her welfare, Buckingham Palace says pic.twitter.com/HQbhaPFK9K— Reuters (@Reuters) March 27, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:21 (four years ago) link
jesus that hat is a step more overtly shoggoth-presenting than she generally chooses
― mark s, Friday, 27 March 2020 12:26 (four years ago) link
typhoid boris
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:26 (four years ago) link
Let’s just see what some of the MPs are up to on inst... ah, nevermind pic.twitter.com/34QBUnH13c— Alain Tolhurst (@Alain_Tolhurst) March 27, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:29 (four years ago) link
Boris Johnson is lying 💯— Wiley (@W1L3Y) March 27, 2020
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:30 (four years ago) link
The Health Secretary Matt Hancock has also tested positive for Coronavirus after he developed symptoms on weds night - mild illness and he is working from home— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) March 27, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link
Dominic Cummings seen running from Downing Street #BorisJohnson #CoronaLockdown #IsolationLife pic.twitter.com/sYZnOL0fPe— Nicola Keaney (@NicKeaney) March 27, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:00 (four years ago) link
Pandemic delivers.
― Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:02 (four years ago) link
Looks like he needed a crap tbf
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:06 (four years ago) link
viri gonna virus
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:09 (four years ago) link
xp nothing can prevent me from thinking that he’s one of the unfortunates who only shit once a week
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:10 (four years ago) link
that's what a diet of soylent green and ket will do to you
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:14 (four years ago) link
say what you like about boris johnson, but at a moment like this you have to admit he is a racist— Gordon Maloney (@gordonmaloney) March 27, 2020
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link
Muslim Twitter has weighed in:
I am.... screaming pic.twitter.com/7tZEFPEAVS— Ruqaiya (@ruqaiya_h) March 27, 2020
― santa clause four (suzy), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:17 (four years ago) link
Dominic Goings
― Number None, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:24 (four years ago) link
Matt Hancock has it.
They all fall down.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:25 (four years ago) link
They’ll be fine
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:31 (four years ago) link
If Matt Hancock dies there will be a national day of yawning
― calzino, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link
they looked from the virus to the Hancock, and from the Hancock to the virus, but already yadda yadda yadda
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:41 (four years ago) link
matt hancock has an anthology of matt cartoons on his shelves
― ogmor, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link
jfc this deranged hack
@BethRigby54mQuite extraordinary in moment of national crisis both PM and his right hand man in this battle Matt Hancock have tested positive for #coronavirus. Obvious questions as to why those leading country weren’t better protected in order to ensure they were fighting fit to protect us
― nashwan, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link
maybe if the pm had properly washed his right hand he and hatt mancock wouldn’t be in this predicament
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link
Corporal Rigby is correct, but we must not panic
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link
Everyone's focusing on the "weren't better protected" bit but it's the "to protect us" bit that's real cloud cuckoo land.
― Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:16 (four years ago) link
Even when el presidente is asleep in bed at night I don't feel as safe and protected
― calzino, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
And you know for a fact that the feckless cunt hasn't followed any of the advice his government has been putting out - as we know from his breeding habits, Boris just doesn't do precautions.
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
Hang on now let's be fair, he might just have been following the advice from two weeks ago.
― Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link
Herd immunity begins at home.
― coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link
Remember this?
https://youtu.be/1IM9jd3XCF0
'I was at a hospital where there were a few coronavirus patients and I shook hands with everybody' says Boris Johnson
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link
staring at the eclipse level idiocy
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link
I haven't actually watched live footage of him in ages, and I get to seething very quickly.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 27 March 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link
I don't mean live, you know what I mean.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 27 March 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
live in the time of chorona
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link
greater glasgow and clyde still top of the local authority COVID-19 league tables. try glasgow less
― ||||||||, Friday, 27 March 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link
Chris Whitty's down! Who's left?
― akb23 (Matt #2), Friday, 27 March 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
it is the most populous council area in scotland tbf
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
er, xp
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link
fuck at this rate priti patel is gonna ascend to no 10 and declare herself dictator for life
Here's Matt Hancock, infected with CV-19, gloveless, helping to deliver PPE to front line medical staff.
Hancock unloading a small van with a few boxes of protective clothing. Is this being taken seriously? pic.twitter.com/57OMWm0iiv— 🇩️avid 🇲️organ (@AJobTracker) March 23, 2020
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 27 March 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link
Michael Gove, the Cabinet Office minister, will lead the daily coronavirus press conference shortly.
Corona fodder
― akb23 (Matt #2), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link
🤞
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:04 (four years ago) link
This is like one of those Sven Goran Eriksson-era England friendlies when so many players were taken off they just ended up passing the captain's armband to whoever was left on the pitch, so I assume Emile Heskey will be taking the daily coronavirus press conference before too long.
― Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link
YASS
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:13 (four years ago) link
Matty Taylor for president xp
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link
SYSTEMS THINKING will sort PLANK CORVID out!!!
― Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
upvote
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:18 (four years ago) link
never write off (current lol Chair of the Intelligence and Security Committee) Chris Grayling, he's a dour stayer is that lad!
― calzino, Friday, 27 March 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link
GOVID-19, a particularly hideous mutation.
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link
die boris
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:32 (four years ago) link