love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

Chris Whitty's down! Who's left?

it is the most populous council area in scotland tbf

er, xp

fuck at this rate priti patel is gonna ascend to no 10 and declare herself dictator for life

Here's Matt Hancock, infected with CV-19, gloveless, helping to deliver PPE to front line medical staff.

Hancock unloading a small van with a few boxes of protective clothing. Is this being taken seriously? pic.twitter.com/57OMWm0iiv

— 🇩️avid 🇲️organ (@AJobTracker) March 23, 2020

Michael Gove, the Cabinet Office minister, will lead the daily coronavirus press conference shortly.

Corona fodder

🤞

This is like one of those Sven Goran Eriksson-era England friendlies when so many players were taken off they just ended up passing the captain's armband to whoever was left on the pitch, so I assume Emile Heskey will be taking the daily coronavirus press conference before too long.

YASS

Matty Taylor for president xp

SYSTEMS THINKING will sort PLANK CORVID out!!!

upvote

never write off (current lol Chair of the Intelligence and Security Committee) Chris Grayling, he's a dour stayer is that lad!

Michael Gove, the Cabinet Office minister, will lead the daily coronavirus press conference shortly.

GOVID-19, a particularly hideous mutation.

die boris

England's Chief Medical Officer, Chris Whitty, is self-isolating at home with symptoms

Just need the CSO to confirm they've been having pre-conference huddles

Dominic Cummings doing a runner to the Benny Hill theme tune. 😂 pic.twitter.com/YPXgboYjA5

— Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK) March 27, 2020

I've been laughing to myself all afternoon whenever I think about that Benny Cummings / Dominic Hill clip. I was easily amused before cabin fever set in.

Italy has reported 919 new deaths from coronavirus, the highest number of fatalities any country has reported in the space of 24 hours since the outbreak began late last year.

and the national health institute are saying this is not even the anticipated peak yet. Huge surge in Spain as well - 769 deaths.

Deaths are up in Italy but new infections are down again. We won’t know for a bit but people take a long time to get through this. If new infections continue to fall, the deaths will follow too but the lag is because of how the disease is. The people who died could have been infected up to three weeks ago.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUJdwDoWkAA0GO5?format=jpg&name=900x900

never mind the grim inevitability of the locked in Rona tsunami of death, has Jess managed to get her pizza yet?

Thank you, I was just looking for a screenshot of that! Ridiculous person.

I think even most braindead tory of celebz would be wary about flexing their bluetick status @ food delivery companies in an era when pensioners and the disabled can't get a food delivery within the calendar month rn.

she's not braindead, she's #real

I mean lads. Fucking Pizza Hut.

Sorry to hear this. Please reach out to our friends @PizzaHutUK for further assistance. Thanks for your understanding.

— Pizza Hut (@pizzahut) March 27, 2020

she's speaking truth to bad pizzas

i have never met anybody in real life who's ordered a Pizza Hut delivery when any alternative takeaway, no matter how bad, was available

I bet there is no shortage of top quality takeaways in her constituency as well

you've got that right, bab

will be no salve at all that history will have proved JC right once again when this is over. a politician who had been banging on about the inherent fragility of people's situations and the risks inherent to how our economy has changed in the past decade. someone who was banging on about the deep-seated insecurity and precarity that characterises many people's lives, particularly with the rise in the gig economy and self-employment. aye good one, cassandra, look at the employment figures

Complaining about lateness in delivery in takeaways at this stage is absolutely rotten. Drivers are literally putting their lives at risk, dealing with highly inflated demand and more often than not they're undocumented and as such unprotected in this crisis. Fucking wait for your shitty pizza.

^

She’s an absolute master of bad looks. Impressive in its way

a bit of a character

Also, in the nu-lockdown era: what's the fucking rush?

Very critical that Phillips gets her early dinner, do you not know how important she is

Wahhh, where's my hasenpfeffer?!?

I'm not saying they would ever stoop to such lows, but this seems like a bad time to provoke the fine employees of pizza hut UK into flobbing on your thincrust

Looks like JP deleted the tweet?

Bad look indeed.

it'll make a great episode for her sitcom

NHS working with Peter Thiel's Palantir company to mine data in response to the current crisis.

If JP were a pizza she would definitely be a nothing with left beef

NHS working with Peter Thiel's Palantir company to mine data in response to the current crisis.

Meanwhile it appears a government spokesperson confirmed they knew about the EU ventilator email on live TV *before* the government claimed it had somehow been lost.

We're literally all gonna die because of the government's obsession with handling the politics of Brexit in a pandemic. And while things like that medicines report in the Guardian from a couple of weeks elicited an eye roll and a fuck off at the time - this sort of stuff is a concrete example of why it really matters, beyond blue face paint FBPE hobbyhorsing.

A lot of the fiasco surrounding the ventilators will be totally due to the likes of Bodger and his covid-positive cronies seizing the controls of the procurement process like they're fucking Errol Flynn, and phoning round their business mates to cut a deal instead of just letting the people that do it as their actual job just get on with it

Yes that's another infuriating aspect to this.

Also for all the headline talk about ventilators, there are doctors and nurses with a shortage of basic protective wear.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/28/chaos-and-panic-lancet-editor-says-nhs-was-left-unprepared-for-covid-19

Today we donated our entire stock of disposable scrubs to an NHS hospital. It was just a few sets, because we don't carry large stocks, but they were desperate, so we sent them free of charge.
We don't usually do politics on Twitter, but here's a short thread. [1/5] pic.twitter.com/Z4ygmGr99M

— MedFetUK (@MedFet_UK) March 27, 2020

they should have been working on the PPE shortages weeks ago, total lack of planning here from the govt and NHS Trust bosses by the sound of it.