well that's weird
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:23 (four years ago) link
https://twitter.com/3rdParty_/status/1243884642312359936
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:24 (four years ago) link
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:24 (four years ago) link
https://www.twitter.com/3rdParty_/status/1243884642312359936
embeds got the rona
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:25 (four years ago) link
Doing some fact-checking for a piece, and just want to remind everyone that Stereophonics played a concert at a 5,000-capacity arena only two and a half weeks ago https://t.co/45cQZN97UZ— Dan Hancox (@danhancox) March 31, 2020
I wonder how many extra thousands will die because of these thick twats and of course them huge crowds of posh lager louts and stupid hats at Cheltenham around the same time. Never mind neighbours sneaking out for an extra run.
― calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:25 (four years ago) link
Loads on twitter, ilx is showing symptoms lol
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:25 (four years ago) link
self-isolation i can deal with but please, i'm begging you, don't stop me from annoying tom by posting tweets
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:26 (four years ago) link
full support in any/all annoying Tom efforts Cheltenham is going to be the Atalanta - Valencia March of these islands.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:28 (four years ago) link
Real DDR.― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:13 AM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
read this as "real dance dance revolution" initially and was p.confused
― ||||||||, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:33 (four years ago) link
Same!
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:38 (four years ago) link
I wonder how many extra thousands will die because of these thick twats
Was it you who posted the stats showing the disproportionate numbers of people who've died in Wales already?
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:38 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUYqFXEX0AMaJQB?format=jpg&name=largethey don’t need a fucking medal or applause, they need to be safe doing their jobs!
Lord protect me because this PPE definitely isn’t going too lmao pic.twitter.com/MZaq0VZQcY— . (@kp104_) March 29, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:39 (four years ago) link
xp
yep, much higher than Scotland with a 40% lower population. Sterophonics should be getting lined up for summary execution already!
― calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:41 (four years ago) link
PM and sport Tories join call for NHS honour. This is where clapping takes you.
I say we run outside and rona the country from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:41 (four years ago) link
what about a special nhs medal made of perspex and polythene with all the functional atributes of a visor and overalls?
― ymo sumac (NickB), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:47 (four years ago) link
The Mirror is such a pile of shit for doing Tory propaganda.
― calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:51 (four years ago) link
so it looks like Boris got the quickie Rona, that's possibly vmic. Well either that or he was lying which is also vmic.
― calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 10:02 (four years ago) link
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/30/covid-19-deaths-outside-hospitals-to-be-included-in-uk-tally-for-first-time
So basically the data we've been given is incomplete.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 10:49 (four years ago) link
Not to defend but this looks like its true of almost every country too.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 10:52 (four years ago) link
let's all clap the ONS
― calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 10:54 (four years ago) link
and the hard-working journalists who've questioned these figures
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 10:59 (four years ago) link
Lol even the FT chart is undergoing changes 👏👏👏
Lmao.@yet_so_far will appreciate this tweet by JBM which is clearly aimed at her. pic.twitter.com/Au6RzpgMWP— epiplexis (@epiplexis_) March 30, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 11:02 (four years ago) link
this is necessary and worth your signature: https://my.uplift.ie/petitions/allow-remote-abortion-provision-in-ni
― ogmor, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 11:39 (four years ago) link
👍
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 11:43 (four years ago) link
367 more deaths in england alone in the last 24 hrs :(
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 14:04 (four years ago) link
the only way is up iirc
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 14:04 (four years ago) link
why is the UK not reporting anyone as recovering btw? is it because there's no testing? if you look at the graph, as it stands 93% of completed cases result in death. seems like they just aren't reporting that anyone is getting better, they just stay permanently currently infected. other countries aren't doing this
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 14:35 (four years ago) link
i was gonna make a post a few days ago about what seems - to me - to be the difference between the way the Beeb in particular is reporting stats in the UK vs the way they're prepared to report Italy or Spain
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link
I make three main arguments. First, that the cost of the economic bailout Rishi Sunack has proposed is too high. Spending that kind of money to extend the lives of a few hundred thousand mostly elderly people with underlying health problems by one or two years is a mistake.— Toby Young (@toadmeister) March 31, 2020
― Number None, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 17:53 (four years ago) link
I am quite impressed how no one had bought this up till now.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
It popped up (like a Corden anxiety spike) on a Rona thread earlier
― calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link
I already regret it tbh
― Number None, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link
LOL the cunt can't even spell Rishi Sunak's name.
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link
god forbbid Toby Young dies in agony
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link
so who did we all vote for in the labour leadership contest, then
― the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link
starmer, obv
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link
obv you have to vote for the man for goodness sake!
― calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:23 (four years ago) link
Toby Young is always stanning for eugenics and Darwinism, such an ugly bald shortarse like him ought be careful for what he wishes for.
― calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
this should fix everything
Boris Johnson’s revamped communications strategy to combat coronavirus will be run like a “political campaign” after he drafted in a new team of advisers spearheaded by his Australian former elections chief, senior sources have said.Following criticism over mixed messages and selective briefings in recent weeks, the prime minister and his key adviser Dominic Cummings recruited Isaac Levido, 36, who ran the Tory general election campaign in December.Having already a “grid” of communications centred on the daily press conference, the government is now looking to bring in more experienced campaigners to sharpen the message – with the aim of boosting both public health and the prime minister’s standing.Downing Street is pushing the simple three-part message of “Stay Home, Protect the NHS, Save Lives” to the fore, in the same way that “Get Brexit Done” worked during the election and “Take Back Control” worked for Vote Leave.
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 19:15 (four years ago) link
One advantage of not going on public transport is that I don't have to hear that fuck-dumb "See it. Say it. Sorted!" bollocks any longer. Not looking forward to some new idiotic slogan blaring out at me in the supermarket (the only place anyone goes these days). Don't how they think “Stay Home, Protect the NHS, Save Lives” is going to work anyway, far too many syllables.
― threnody for the victims of alan shearer (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link
Back to Toby Young:
But if the Government does end the lockdown, and it turns out that by the time I require critical care the NHS cannot accommodate me, I won’t regret writing this
Imagine this cunt gratefully choking to death for the sake of the economy, he'll change his tune right enough mark my words.
― threnody for the victims of alan shearer (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
> "See it. Say it. Sorted!"
the worst thing about this is the way that the sentence before ends "we'll sort it" so the whole thing sounds like "Sort It, See It, Say It, Sorted."
― koogs, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 19:36 (four years ago) link
very brave and noble of Toby, but the odds are probably very much in his favour that he won't need critical care, at least not unless somebody pushes him in front of a bus or smashes him in the head with a steel lump hammer!
― calzino, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 19:40 (four years ago) link
At this difficult time I'm willing to sacrifice Toby Young for the greater good.
Also at other, less difficult times.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/o0zG77X7DW— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) March 31, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link
It’s back!
WORLD CUP OF STUPID CENTRIST HACKS - ROUND OF 16 - MATCH 1— World Cup of Stupid Centrist Hacks (@centristhacks) March 31, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link
feel like Lauea K is overrated tbh
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
Voted Cohen because he has the audacity to pretend he's on the left, plus he hijacks some actual problems of anti-semitism in the left and makes them All About Him. Kuenssberg is terrible but also not fooling anyone, imo.
xpost
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
there's a lot of debate about stupid vs montstrous in that whole competitiom tbf
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link