LOOOOOOOOL
― santa clause four (suzy), Sunday, 5 April 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
I don’t watch any of his videos but apparently he looked rough in the last one?
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link
looking rough is part of his #brand iirc
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
I've been sceptical about that myself and still am tbh .. never a trust a f/t tory bullshitter who says they have the rona until they are actually dead imo!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link
boris take the die-of-corona challenge
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link
He’ll be fine, they’re probably kicking a 20-year-old off a ventilator as we speak just in case boris’s sniffles worsen
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link
the tv networks are showing footage of boris, and at first i thought it was footage of him coming down with the rona, but i’ve just realised he always looks like like he’s coming down with something
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link
Last PM to die in office was Lord Palmerston, who died on 18 October 1865, aged 80 (two days before his 81st birthday), it's been quite a while, guess we're due one sooner or later.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link
Campbell-Bannerman got pretty close
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link
Thatcher too
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link
(xp) He actually died in 10 Downing Street!
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link
Wasn't Eden almost technically dead a few times in office? He was a fucking wreck!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
Braindead.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
thatcher was never alive in Downing Street tbf
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link
lads
Russia’s main state news agency claims it has a “source close to the leadership of the NHS” who says Boris Johnson is being put on a ventilator 🤔 https://t.co/24nAgenm5f— max seddon (@maxseddon) April 5, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link
Russians lovin' it.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link
what is dead may never diexxp, but also could be xp
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link
seems legit
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link
fuck maybe his sniffles worsened
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link
Is that the name of their dog?
Russia’s main state news agency claims it has a “source close to the leadership of the NHS” who says Boris Johnson is being put on a ventilator I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link
Are we sure it's not just a massive bong?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:25 (four years ago) link
This was the topic most full of cunts - https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Hope%20Boris%22&src=trend_click
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 bookmarkflaglink
Well yes I'm sure if you search it like that ofc you are going to get plenty of get well etc. But note the odd threats and aggression if you are not toeing the line.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:27 (four years ago) link
big ben MUST bong for boris
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:27 (four years ago) link
selfish bastard needs to stop taking up space if he's going to die soon anyway
― aaaaeeeeeeoooooooowwww (Left), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:29 (four years ago) link
beautiful pic.twitter.com/2bw2XwVTJO— NumberGoDown (@DownNumber) April 5, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/UBpCT1VBBh— Loki (@Lokinash06) April 5, 2020
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link
Can't spell Downing Street without DNR
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link
Guardian suggesting the 17.5m tests they’d bought to check whether people had previously had coronavirus might be about 50% accurate.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/law/2020/apr/05/retired-senior-judge-sir-john-laws-dies-after-contracting-coronavirus
John "Cummings' uncle" Laws down now, they're dropping like fucking flies!
― threnody for the victims of alan shearer (Matt #2), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link
(xp) Tough for working class anti-establishment figure Dominic Cummings to lose his uncle, retired senior judge, Sir John Laws.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:41 (four years ago) link
This could wipe out a generation of cunts, clearing space for more cunts to fill the gap
― threnody for the victims of alan shearer (Matt #2), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link
truly our most reliable renewable resource
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link
me rn
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/933394218323759104/fkdxldtq_400x400.jpg
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link
irl lol
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:48 (four years ago) link
the rona doesn't give a fuck about class lines or race, that's basically the only reason it's managed to bring the whole show down. When Cummings said if some pensioners die then too bad he didn't mean his uncle... ohh the humanity!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:50 (four years ago) link
Would this count as death by misadventure?
― ShariVari, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link
Pretty sure the rona is still disproportionately killing poorer people here and around the world tbh
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link
yeah i was thinking it might take out disproportionately many republicans in the US because of where they tend to get their news/who the governor of their state is, etc., and then i remembered how the world works.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link
Indeed, Boris very much letting the side down here.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link
xxp
I meant in terms of who it infects, of course posh bastards get better medical treatment and the finest bespoke ventilators!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:55 (four years ago) link
nah I knew what you meant bud just clarifying inequality under capitalism kills people
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link
everyone tweeting good wishes to boris johnson with a union jack in their name looks like this pic.twitter.com/4ptWIb5ckP— ▀▀▀▀▀▀ (@immolations) April 5, 2020
― calzino, Sunday, 5 April 2020 22:01 (four years ago) link
Not far off it. My sister posted that he was in hospital - on Facebook - just for news, not that she cares about Boris Johnson, and she had four of these hideous fat balding ex-mods she knows, who are all Rangers fans and voted Tory, posting crying emojis *boke*
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 April 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link
conspiracy theory: Johnson's already dead, but the announcement has been held back to avoid undue numbers of people partying in the park over the weekend
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2020 22:08 (four years ago) link
What’s the protocol on days of national ‘mourning’ here? Would be a shame if it overlapped with Easter.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 5 April 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
Shame on everyone, you might not personally like Boris Johnson but imagine his unborn child growing up without a fath-
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 5 April 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
tbf he would have died anyway
― plax (ico), Sunday, 5 April 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link
Scottish CMO has resigned
― stet, Sunday, 5 April 2020 22:21 (four years ago) link