100% the other two are sitting by the phone getting increasingly irate.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link
I wonder how well Starmer and the Right. Hon. Member for McDonalds get on, given the former's legal history.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link
Isn't Creasy on maternity leave in any case?
Yep, otherwise I reckon she'd be in. Although she didn't back Starmer - I think she went for Nandy.
― The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link
đŚ[Reckon we are still waiting for @wesstreetingđ¸ and @jessphillipsđ¸ @stellacreasyđ¸ Whatâs happening there ..?â emily m (@maitlis) April 6, 2020đ¸]đŚ
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:22 (four years ago) link
jess phillips has demanded to speak to the manager of the labour party— ryan đŠ (@ryxnf) April 6, 2020
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 15:23 (four years ago) link
TBF she's done excellent work holding Pizza Hut to account.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link
If Starmer's concerns are primarily presentation then why would he want either of those eejits within a thousand miles of an important job?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link
in Wes's likes lmao pic.twitter.com/02nZU13DAO— Charlie (@vampiretraums) April 6, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link
They're absolutely useless at the one thing their fans say they have going for them, wtf is wrong with people??
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
!
If you fancy some light relief at home this evening, join in @IanMurrayMPâs pub quiz tonight. He does good questions, entertaining music and some gags that are even quite funny. Register here on Zoom: https://t.co/6pWy47sOSD pic.twitter.com/8sI5FhANSr— Wes Streeting MP (@wesstreeting) April 6, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link
god forbid one should sign up and abuse the opportunity to interact directly with a political talent of the magnitude of ian murray
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link
Do these fucks never learn?
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link
Is it called Egghead?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link
remove bookmark from this thread
― ogmor, Monday, 6 April 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link
The member from Birmingham yardley not going quietly
Canvassing opinion on the new shadow cabinet. Asked for thoughts, one Labour MP simply replies: "Would have been better with me in it". I mean, fair enough.— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) April 6, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/apr/06/hospital-admission-puts-new-focus-on-boris-johnsons-health
Purnell says the hospital admission will be difficult for Johnson who, like his father, rarely admits to illness or notices it in others. âWhen I worked with him as his deputy [in the Daily Telegraphâs Brussels bureau], he was certainly very, very intolerant of illness in others, and considered it as sort of a weakness.â
I mean of course he thinks like this, a lethal combination of blitheness and bullying.
― la lĂŠgende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 17:28 (four years ago) link
No real surprise that he's one of *those* bosses.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
At least ten TFL staff have now died, including eight that worked on buses.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link
If only Bob Crow was still with us.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link
boris is more of a jim crow man
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 18:14 (four years ago) link
Raab hasnât spoken to Johnson since Saturday?
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
The Prime Minister has been taken to intensive care— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) April 6, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link
hwfg
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
thoughts and prayers
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:19 (four years ago) link
Holy shit.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:19 (four years ago) link
Iâm fully behind his speedy recovery if it means avoiding Raab or Patel as PM.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link
So the charade that he was a-ok just a precaution lasted exactly 23 hours.
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link
Boris Johnson dying while the Ghanaian pallbearer meme is big would be the closest Britain has ever gotten to giving reparations— Masaiism-Lowryism (@Cam_Oflage) April 6, 2020
― mark s, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link
Iâm sure heâs still leading from the front
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link
lol xp
Graun still asleep it seems.
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link
Crikey.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
He couldn't...could he?
― la lĂŠgende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link
Feeling bad about my fake "PM IN INTENSIVE CARE" article I sent round the family group chat as an April Fool.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:28 (four years ago) link
until cunt is rolled onto a bag for zipping im calling it a pr stunt so the country pulls behind the cunt after his brave recovery
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link
I think he could. Is Michael Rosen OK btw?
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link
â ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, April 6, 2020 9:29 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
Feeling this tbh
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
shurely even he couldn't game the system like that?
PRAY FOR RONA
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
out of hospital and recovering iirc, thank fuck xp
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
Tom D - yes Rosen is making a recovery
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
Yep, until I see a cadaver this didn't happen.
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link
Yeah Iâd say heâs really unwell going by how Downing St has informed us of his condition to date.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link
we all ready to get tutted at by the usuals if this cunt dies?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link
Via a tweet đ
Hello: Michael continues to receive excellent care from great @NHSuk He is still poorly but has remained stable this week with some positive signs of improvement. It's a long, hard process for Michael but he knows he has ALL our love & support. Emma x @underthecranes @J0e_R0sen— Michael Rosen (@MichaelRosenYes) April 5, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link
Operation Last Gasp...
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link
moved "as a precaution" apparently
― Number None, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link
idk am i one of yer usuals or not because ill post a cake to the slack within an hour of confirmation
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
next stage has to be cremated as a precaution
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
NOT A BORIS FAN BUT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THE COMIC TIMING OF HIS GENERIC âSTAY INDOORS OR WEâRE ALL FUCKEDâ LETTER TODAY OF ALL DAYS— Hadley Freeman-on-the-land (@wariotifo) April 6, 2020
THIS COULD NOW CONCEIVABLY LAND ON PEOPLES DOORMATS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. WHAT A FUCKING WORLD— Hadley Freeman-on-the-land (@wariotifo) April 6, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
nah say what you like darragh but you've never wagged the finger at people cruelly celebrating a celeb death
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link
A whole cascade of precautionary measures being taken here
― la lĂŠgende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link