Isn't Creasy on maternity leave in any case?
Yep, otherwise I reckon she'd be in. Although she didn't back Starmer - I think she went for Nandy.
― The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link
đŚ[Reckon we are still waiting for @wesstreetingđ¸ and @jessphillipsđ¸ @stellacreasyđ¸ Whatâs happening there ..?â emily m (@maitlis) April 6, 2020đ¸]đŚ
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:22 (four years ago) link
jess phillips has demanded to speak to the manager of the labour party— ryan đŠ (@ryxnf) April 6, 2020
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 15:23 (four years ago) link
TBF she's done excellent work holding Pizza Hut to account.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link
If Starmer's concerns are primarily presentation then why would he want either of those eejits within a thousand miles of an important job?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link
in Wes's likes lmao pic.twitter.com/02nZU13DAO— Charlie (@vampiretraums) April 6, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link
They're absolutely useless at the one thing their fans say they have going for them, wtf is wrong with people??
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
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If you fancy some light relief at home this evening, join in @IanMurrayMPâs pub quiz tonight. He does good questions, entertaining music and some gags that are even quite funny. Register here on Zoom: https://t.co/6pWy47sOSD pic.twitter.com/8sI5FhANSr— Wes Streeting MP (@wesstreeting) April 6, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link
god forbid one should sign up and abuse the opportunity to interact directly with a political talent of the magnitude of ian murray
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link
Do these fucks never learn?
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link
Is it called Egghead?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link
remove bookmark from this thread
― ogmor, Monday, 6 April 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link
The member from Birmingham yardley not going quietly
Canvassing opinion on the new shadow cabinet. Asked for thoughts, one Labour MP simply replies: "Would have been better with me in it". I mean, fair enough.— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) April 6, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/apr/06/hospital-admission-puts-new-focus-on-boris-johnsons-health
Purnell says the hospital admission will be difficult for Johnson who, like his father, rarely admits to illness or notices it in others. âWhen I worked with him as his deputy [in the Daily Telegraphâs Brussels bureau], he was certainly very, very intolerant of illness in others, and considered it as sort of a weakness.â
I mean of course he thinks like this, a lethal combination of blitheness and bullying.
― la lĂŠgende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 17:28 (four years ago) link
No real surprise that he's one of *those* bosses.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
At least ten TFL staff have now died, including eight that worked on buses.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link
If only Bob Crow was still with us.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link
boris is more of a jim crow man
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 18:14 (four years ago) link
Raab hasnât spoken to Johnson since Saturday?
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
The Prime Minister has been taken to intensive care— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) April 6, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link
hwfg
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
thoughts and prayers
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:19 (four years ago) link
Holy shit.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:19 (four years ago) link
Iâm fully behind his speedy recovery if it means avoiding Raab or Patel as PM.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link
So the charade that he was a-ok just a precaution lasted exactly 23 hours.
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link
Boris Johnson dying while the Ghanaian pallbearer meme is big would be the closest Britain has ever gotten to giving reparations— Masaiism-Lowryism (@Cam_Oflage) April 6, 2020
― mark s, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link
Iâm sure heâs still leading from the front
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link
lol xp
Graun still asleep it seems.
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link
Crikey.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
He couldn't...could he?
― la lĂŠgende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link
Feeling bad about my fake "PM IN INTENSIVE CARE" article I sent round the family group chat as an April Fool.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:28 (four years ago) link
until cunt is rolled onto a bag for zipping im calling it a pr stunt so the country pulls behind the cunt after his brave recovery
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link
I think he could. Is Michael Rosen OK btw?
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link
â ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, April 6, 2020 9:29 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
Feeling this tbh
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
shurely even he couldn't game the system like that?
PRAY FOR RONA
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
out of hospital and recovering iirc, thank fuck xp
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
Tom D - yes Rosen is making a recovery
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
Yep, until I see a cadaver this didn't happen.
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link
Yeah Iâd say heâs really unwell going by how Downing St has informed us of his condition to date.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link
we all ready to get tutted at by the usuals if this cunt dies?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link
Via a tweet đ
Hello: Michael continues to receive excellent care from great @NHSuk He is still poorly but has remained stable this week with some positive signs of improvement. It's a long, hard process for Michael but he knows he has ALL our love & support. Emma x @underthecranes @J0e_R0sen— Michael Rosen (@MichaelRosenYes) April 5, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link
Operation Last Gasp...
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link
moved "as a precaution" apparently
― Number None, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link
idk am i one of yer usuals or not because ill post a cake to the slack within an hour of confirmation
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
next stage has to be cremated as a precaution
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
NOT A BORIS FAN BUT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THE COMIC TIMING OF HIS GENERIC âSTAY INDOORS OR WEâRE ALL FUCKEDâ LETTER TODAY OF ALL DAYS— Hadley Freeman-on-the-land (@wariotifo) April 6, 2020
THIS COULD NOW CONCEIVABLY LAND ON PEOPLES DOORMATS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. WHAT A FUCKING WORLD— Hadley Freeman-on-the-land (@wariotifo) April 6, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
nah say what you like darragh but you've never wagged the finger at people cruelly celebrating a celeb death
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link
A whole cascade of precautionary measures being taken here
― la lĂŠgende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link
12m agoIt is understood Johnson was moved to the intensive care unit just short of an hour and a half ago.The decision was made by his medical team after his condition worsened over the course of Monday. The prime minister is understood to be conscious and to have been moved as a precaution in case he needs ventilation.
It is understood Johnson was moved to the intensive care unit just short of an hour and a half ago.
The decision was made by his medical team after his condition worsened over the course of Monday. The prime minister is understood to be conscious and to have been moved as a precaution in case he needs ventilation.
Tomorrow he'll pick his coffin and lie in it, as a precaution in case he dies.
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link