its pascals wager in reverse, loving boris dying isnt going to determine at all whether you get it or not so as well to get yr lols in first
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
xp harsh on bg there simon
damn what a way to find out i'm on simon's shitlist
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
Yes, that didn't quite read right.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
If I’m dying because of the virus boris spread I will not take any time to feel bad at the time I laughed at boris dying because of the virus boris spread
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
you know I heart you bizz xps
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link
I thought he was referring to Pep's mum xp
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link
heh
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link
in other news, i'm enjoying ian duncan smith's quiet disapproval of boris' failure to bootstrap his way out of the 'rona
I know him very well so I am deeply saddened really that it should come to this. He has obviously worked like mad to try and get through this but it’s not good enough so far.
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link
didnt want it enough where was pogba
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link
Fucks sake Keir, now isn’t the time https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EU8QfzTXYAEtLvl?format=jpg&name=large
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link
Lol
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
let's all take a moment to remember boris in happier times
This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain. pic.twitter.com/dLQUVauCKg— Boris Johnson #StayHomeSaveLives (@BorisJohnson) January 2, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link
tbf he looks ill there
― mark s, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
find me a picture where he doesn’t look ill tbf
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:59 (four years ago) link
He literally always looks like he’s just rolled out of bed after a week long bender but still damn.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link
Without checking I feel I can guarantee Julia HB right now is pantomime rage tweeting about Corbyn not asking everyone to PRAY4BOJO
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link
borexit?
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link
Top irony that someone so chronically workshy wouldn’t put down the red boxes and concentrate fully on his own recovery.
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link
IDS just declared Boris fit for work.— Woland (@MrOMFGWTAF) April 6, 2020
― groovypanda, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link
lmao
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link
Flip a coin on whether Raab is fucking loving this.
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link
make it a double-headed doin because there’s no way that boxy-headed prick isn’t absolutely delighted
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link
It is a dark time for the Empire.
@WorstBlobby12mMAESTRO: FIRE UP THAT DICK WAND AND FEED BLOBY A TUNE
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link
Raab looked rattled, unlike a lot of them he seems to be aware of how incompetent he is, this doesn't make him less shit obvs.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
really wanna know what theresa may makes of this alarming turn of events
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
What incredibly strange wording from IDS here pic.twitter.com/JF1cKQB1BD— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) April 6, 2020
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
First para reads like a leadership challenge.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
IDS is thick as fuck tbfttl
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
make it a double-headed doin
steady the fuck on there lad
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link
Writing a letter to the 1922 he is disgusted
― stet, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link
i said what i said and i stand by it xp
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link
told you, serial evader. whatever it takes.
― Fizzles, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link
Reading between the lines of that IDS quote and, given that they've lied about his condition all the way along, I reckon Bozzer's a goner.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
hey hopefully he’s in the best hands
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link
stop, stop, it's the hope that kills you
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link
Oh shit, ‘The Queen is being kept informed of BJ’s condition.’
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
If he dies do we do another clap for the NHS?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
The sound of one hand clapping.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
https://e2.365dm.com/16/04/1600x900/kevin-keegan-rant-alex-ferguson_3455702.jpg
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
Boris Johnson Released From Hospital After Defunding It, Shutting It Down https://t.co/Y5GPgGurNS pic.twitter.com/aeNhTEKyDN— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 6, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link
Some context as UK PM Boris Johnson is admitted to intensive care:A new report from @ICNARC found that of 690 UK covid patients admitted to ICU with a reported final outcome, 50% died and 50% lived https://t.co/W9Rg0z68Jf pic.twitter.com/kRSXCwZmz2— John Burn-Murdoch (@jburnmurdoch) April 6, 2020
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link
following in Churchill's footsteps by dying
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
So how likely is it that he was infected by Nadine Dorries?
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link
How many of the 690 were only admitted as a precaution tho statsboy
― stet, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
insisting on shaking the hands of coronavirus patients a few weeks ago probably didn’t help tbf
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
Many with #COVID19 are felled by fatigue/temperature and use isolation to sleep+recover. Boris has risked his health & worked every day on our behalf to lead the battle against this vile virusLets do our bit for him and @carriesymonds now. Send them our love #getwellsoonboris— Nadine Dorries 🇬🇧 (@NadineDorries) April 6, 2020
Dorries is actually angry at the virus itself
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link
The Guilties Of Guilty Lane
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link
(xxp) He was just following the advice of his own government at the time - go out and infect yourself for Britain.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link