Gove apparently self-isolating.
I'm beginning to think there is a God after all.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:08 (four years ago) link
dan S, don't read this
agent COVID-19, pls get sarah vine
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:15 (four years ago) link
thoughts and prayers
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:21 (four years ago) link
One of John Cale's best songs that, "Dying on the Vine".
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:22 (four years ago) link
welp
Labour has just released a statement about a video meeting that its new leader, Sir Keir Starmer, and his deputy, Angela Rayner, had earlier with representatives of the UK Jewish community from the Board of Deputies of British Jews, the Jewish Leadership Council, the Community Security Trust and the Jewish Labour Movement.After it was over Starmer said that he had used the meeting to stress his commitment to setting up an independent complaints process for the party, cooperating fully with the Equality and Human Rights Commission’s inquiry into Labour and getting reports on all outstanding cases sent to him personally on a weekly basis. He added:Over the last few years, we have failed the Jewish community on antisemitism. Labour is a proudly anti-racist party and, going forward, it will not be enough to ‘pass the test’ on antisemitism. We need to set new standards for best practice.In a joint statement after the meeting Board of Deputies president Marie van der Zyl, JLC chair Jonathan Goldstein, CST chair Gerald Ronson and JLM chair Mike Katz,said:While we would have fully understood the need to focus entirely on coronavirus at this time, Keir Starmer has already achieved in four days more than his predecessor in four years in addressing antisemitism within the Labour party.
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:30 (four years ago) link
Gove has a family member with symptoms.
VINE VINE VINE please VINE
― santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:43 (four years ago) link
She's three steps ahead of Coronavirus already:
I don't trust WHO on this. If 6k actual doctors say #Hydroxychloroquine works, I'll take that over the opinion of an organisation that at every stage of this contagion has been at best sclerotic, at worst incompetent. https://t.co/ABdIZtOhwT— Sarah Vine (@WestminsterWAG) April 3, 2020
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:45 (four years ago) link
nor sure how mouthwash is supposed to help
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:49 (four years ago) link
i for one encourage sarah vine to purchase and consume large quantities of hydroxychloroquine, for science
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:52 (four years ago) link
30 compromised polycules
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:55 (four years ago) link
Didier Raoult, the French physician who's one of the original sources of Trump's dubious hydroxychloroquine #Covid19 "cure"... damn, just who IS it he reminds me of? pic.twitter.com/4KKGC0kpT5— Ian Penman (@pawboy2) April 7, 2020
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:02 (four years ago) link
trump only trusts doctors with a very specific lookhttps://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2018-05/harold-bornstein-facebook_650x400_61525239277.jpg
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:05 (four years ago) link
sarah vine for medical attention
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:14 (four years ago) link
lol, well-played vladimir
Vladimir Putin's telegram to Boris Johnson:"I am sure that your energy, optimism, and sense of humour will help you defeat the illness." https://t.co/PlNfJNNfZA pic.twitter.com/OzjspRfaHl— Roland Oliphant (@RolandOliphant) April 7, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link
fuck sake drago himself wouldve stopped at optimism
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:21 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/UJNT7sMaHM— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) April 7, 2020
flippin' 'eck Tucker Covid 19!
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:42 (four years ago) link
Sarah Vine struggling with her sums, thinking 37% of 6.2k is 6k.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:01 (four years ago) link
shhh don’t dissuade her from exploring this very promising avenue of scientific inquiry
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:04 (four years ago) link
huge if true
Boris is 100% going to hell - "I took a moment to sanitize my hands and when I turned back around there were bloody hoof prints leading all the way up to the prime minister's bed" pic.twitter.com/rffhqoROZP— eustachio r. d. wo (@phlespp) April 6, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:09 (four years ago) link
there is no. fucking. way.
Britons demand #ClapForBoris as voters rally support for PM: "We need him more than ever." Tonight, 8pm. Spread the word! https://t.co/iN0n19YnDY— Leave.EU (@LeaveEUOfficial) April 7, 2020
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:29 (four years ago) link
he does seem to have the same emotional appeal to Tories as Thatcher tho, if he had her work ethic it would be terrifying
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:30 (four years ago) link
I'm sure he's had the clap before, on numerous occasions.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:31 (four years ago) link
I see the BBC have dug up two of Bojo's friends to talk about the current situation: David Cameron and Ruth Davidson. Can you believe people once thought Ruth Davidson was something? Terrible woman.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:40 (four years ago) link
fresh off her success of pinpointing the home address of the new head of mi5 on twitter, great job ruth
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:44 (four years ago) link
#fapforboris
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:52 (four years ago) link
DON'T RUIN FAPPING FOR ME
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:53 (four years ago) link
#makebabiesforboris, it’s what he would want
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 12:53 (four years ago) link
The clapping is lame enough but when you get the very PM that's bungled this crisis from the start piggybacking himself onto what is supposed be for support for crucial front line workers, it's just extremely wrong.
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:08 (four years ago) link
That tweet was obviously written by Dominic Cummings and fuck giving it precious oxygen right now.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:10 (four years ago) link
All for denying these ppl precious oxygen
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:11 (four years ago) link
I'd engage with the clapping if it was followed by a minute's booing for this shit shower of a govt.
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:14 (four years ago) link
broke: #clapforboriswoke: #orangemarchforboris
The head of Scotland’s Orange Lodge has called for a special march through Glasgow honouring the Conservative government’s response to the Coronavirus pandemic to be held later this year.Jim McHarg, Grand Master of the Grand Orange Lodge of Scotland, said Boris Johnson’s government had stepped up to provide a “package of support unlike anything we have ever seen before”.
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:15 (four years ago) link
I don’t even get it on a basic level - what does clapping mean here, congratulations for getting sick?
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link
Me at a loved ones death bed: bravo!
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:18 (four years ago) link
Do we still clap if he dies before 8pm?
― I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:18 (four years ago) link
‘thank u based boris for putting your moist, undulating corpus on the line for us, the poor undeserving sinners of this united kingdom’ is basically how i break it down to an extent
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:19 (four years ago) link
A round of applause for your pancreatic cancer, dear uncle!
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
if he goes after the shops shut and i can't run out for a bottle of fizz i'll be peeved
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
the most bizarre and inappropriate responses so far have come from literal tory mps. absolutely bananas https://t.co/H2hozyHLzf— tristandross (@tristandross) April 7, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
definitely blasting stephan f across the street if this gets traction
(it won't in hackney tho)
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:23 (four years ago) link
not remotely surprised that there's a bunch of Bufton-Tufton backbenchers in a constant state of arousal at the possibility of a real war
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:25 (four years ago) link
all of them still itching to nuke corbyn on his veg patch
― ymo sumac (NickB), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:37 (four years ago) link
https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/07/uk-workers-economic-coronavirus-guarantee-universal-basic-income?
Good piece with a nice but on the clap at the end 👏👏👏
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link
I think that "pillock in Iran" might be a bit too preoccupied with their own problems to be harbouring dastardly plans to land occupying artesh forces in Jersey!
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:50 (four years ago) link
854 new deaths seems bad
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link
yeah it's one short
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 14:17 (four years ago) link
Cmon lads, we can take Italy's record. Less clapping more dying!
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link
ok a "clap for boris" meme just went up in the homerton mutual aid whatsapp, stoked for the response
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link
I'm dreading the horror when this lying racist amoral cunt recovers and gets out of hospital - as we all know he will. He's going to be Churchill and post-Brighton Bombing Thatcher all rolled into one, we are NEVER going to hear the end of this. It'll be like the Winter of Discontent, still be banging on about 50 years later.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link