you know who else was a son, a father and a human being?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 10:17 (four years ago) link
This is the correct take:
why the fuck should that dissembling racist prick - the embodiment of posh English arrogance - use one of the ventilators or ICU beds that he's taken away from so many others? Stop with the sympathy, let the bastard splutter.— michael (@Sisyphusa) April 6, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 10:19 (four years ago) link
the old Trotsky quote about "papist Quaker babble" applies here I think!
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 10:19 (four years ago) link
this one goes out to my boy boris, get well soon kinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 10:27 (four years ago) link
That’s Daubeney’s quote. Ash stuck to empathising with Carrie Symonds.
― santa clause four (suzy), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link
Daubney does care more about men than women - boys especially tbf.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:25 (four years ago) link
Vardymir Putin?
― anvil, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:45 (four years ago) link
Tbh I have sympathy with Ash Sarkar considering the volumes of racist abuse and death threats she gets for saying anything critical. Not her hill to die on.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:47 (four years ago) link
All Lives Matter
― anvil, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:48 (four years ago) link
brb love bombing a racist
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:59 (four years ago) link
mods can we pls have an i love bombing a racist board
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 12:06 (four years ago) link
No 10 has provided an update on the prime minister’s condition, sent by St Thomas’ hospital. It said: “The PM remains clinically stable and is responding to treatment. He continues to be cared for in the intensive care unit of St Thomas’ hospital and is in good spirits.”
Day 2 of bozza hijacking an IC bed and care he doesn't need. Fuck that immensely fit fuck forever.
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 12:13 (four years ago) link
He is going to be in that bed for weeks.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 12:23 (four years ago) link
is anyone offering any odds on the outcome at the moment?
― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 12:24 (four years ago) link
Basically when Paddy Power pays out on him having died you know he's going to pull through.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 12:26 (four years ago) link
It's fifty-fifty, I guess
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 12:30 (four years ago) link
Assuming 100% he'll pull through, life just isn't this good.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 12:53 (four years ago) link
The rona comes on in waves every few days, he will get the next one soon enough - then we will find out whether he's going to make it or not.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 12:57 (four years ago) link
Your going home in an envolope!
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:01 (four years ago) link
if i were prime minister boris johnson infected with the novel virus covid-19 i would simply not get better
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link
If there was a choice I'd take my chances with the fictional version of civid 19 as well.
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:13 (four years ago) link
Lol prefer civ xi actually!
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:15 (four years ago) link
ok so of all my pals across the UK internet listening gloomily for any borisclapping last night, only one reported hearing anything at all, a pal in nhs admin in south london. Her description reminded me of this:
this is a sick country pic.twitter.com/jX8YbP5obC— boomsday prepper (@AliceAvizandum) April 8, 2020
When she saw it just now she said: "YES that's him! It's exactly what it sounded like."
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:24 (four years ago) link
Happy to report there was complete silence at 8 where I live, barring some karaoke action coming from a flat.
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:32 (four years ago) link
shirtless pan man boris fan still less deranged than this guy
Earlier this evening, I took part in the #ClapForBoris. I was joined up and down our United Kingdom by those who wanted to show their appreciation to our Prime Minister.His response to the #COVID19 pandemic has been nothing short of heroic! pic.twitter.com/VCL0lY7uOt— Jordan Jacobs (@jordanjacobs180) April 7, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:36 (four years ago) link
is his hair growing out of his brain
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:37 (four years ago) link
What brain?
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:41 (four years ago) link
Are they saying "boo" or "Boo-ris"?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link
Dressed like a cross between an amateur magician and a wine bar waiter who has had to provide his own tuxedo.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link
#clapforbots
This Govt is so inept it can’t even gaslight us without getting busted: pic.twitter.com/JuyUHKWEpU— Winston Smith (@2019_winston) April 8, 2020
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link
Sometimes I start to think that my perception is distorted by unexamined prejudice
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link
harder than ever to penetrate the fog of garbage but if this is true (ffs don't bother with the thread, merrick is famously terrible):
The World at One have just played @BorisJohnson’s favourite song, Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles, “in the hope that it might reach him”. A simple yet very moving moment of radio. #wato— Stop socialising = save lives (@janemerrick23) April 7, 2020
playing a favourite sonf is what you do with ppl in comas that you want to call away from The Light™ and back towards wakefulness.
plus "stable" and "comfortable" are also both perfectly compatible with coma, induced or otherwise. "in good spirits" less so if my mum's non-induced coma of 2004 is any guide -- lol i have never seen someone in such a snorting fighting temper while also unconscious, they never show THIS on the hospital soaps -- but it's not like they're all sat ministering at his side. a torrent of frightened jostling serpents tbrr
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:55 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_eIZ7tWhak
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:58 (four years ago) link
I don't care how unimpeachably-terrific he is, I'm not contracting the clap for any PM, sorry that's just how I feel
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:59 (four years ago) link
the tweets BG has put in other threads, i will never stop posting them here
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:03 (four years ago) link
why restrict yourself to just this thread
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:10 (four years ago) link
had to read 'stop socialism = save lives' a few times there
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:11 (four years ago) link
is he actually dying?
― treeship., Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link
why what have you heard
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:23 (four years ago) link
https://pics.onsizzle.com/Facebook-%C2%B7-3ef579.png
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link
not as good at reading between the lines of news reports of some people here. would like some primo ilx analysis. xp
― treeship., Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:25 (four years ago) link
ilx exclusive: he’s been dead since november
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link
force ghost bj
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link
thanks 4 new screen-name
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
His essence was squirted out into his innumerable offspring years ago, the devil child currently being incubated by the fragrant Carrie is the Final Programme of a centuries-long war between competing gangs of angels.
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
We need to be more careful about electing disheveled caricatures as world leaders when they can be so successfully replaced with crude, life-sized puppets without anyone noticing.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
what the hell is a blowgob
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
Life imitates Spitting Image.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
xpost
or was it
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:32 (four years ago) link
it's sad. he is a scene from ghostbusters now.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link