love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

other countries like Taiwan for example took command of their industries quite fast to get what they needed in time, without worrying about the disruption to the economy.

Edward Argar - junior health minister - tells Today programme there are 8,000 ventilators on order. Yet the Guardian suggested 61,000. When is an order not an order? Why is there such lack of clarity? Why is noone got a straight story?

— David Edgerton (@DEHEdgerton) April 8, 2020

they've been pulling figures out of their arseholes for weeks now, how is the public supposed to trust these slippery pieces of shit on anything?

But Boris is willing to die for us, DO YOU SEE?

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-britain-path-speci-idUSKBN21P1VF

Dunno if this has been shared, Reuters journalists doing the good work that serious political commentators like John Rentoul think is unnecessary.

speaking of which, hatt mancock is set to issue an emotional appeal for help, definitely not weeks after he should have gotten his fucking arse in gear

The health secretary, Matt Hancock, will ask industry leaders to help the UK find an antibody test that works.

Hancock will issue the plea on a conference call on Wednesday, echoing his call for help on ventilators, after the government conceded that none of the antibody tests it has are good enough for mass usage.

Biotech companies will be asked to help identify and mass-produce a fingerprick test that is accurate enough to offer to the general population to see if they have had coronavirus.

At the moment the UK is relying on laboratory tests to show whether a patient currently has coronavirus, and there is capacity to test 14,000 people a day – typically those in hospital, care homes or prisons, or NHS workers.

The government is targeting 100,000 tests a day by the end of the month, with both types – lab tests and fingerprick tests – making up the total. But it looks increasingly unlikely that an antibody test will be ready in time.

But Boris is willing to die for us, DO YOU SEE?

yes reuters piece is good. Tbf on Rentoul in his formative years you got impaled on a spike for the merest criticism of Vlad.

Yes, that's good reporting. Damning, too.

xp to Matt

Diagnostics is a major private medicine cash cow down here you can’t leave the doctors without having blood drawn or an x-ray done. Most doctors seem to have private pathology collection centres embedded in them. There is nothing medical that can’t be turned into a profit centre.

It does seem to help when there is a crisis, but it’s only this week that private labs have come online for corona testing because none of them had invested in the bio security to do testing this dangerous, until the government gave them a bung to do it.

As ever private medicine creams off the cheap profitable stuff.

yes reuters piece is good. Tbf on Rentoul in his formative years you got impaled on a spike for the merest criticism of Vlad.

LOL

Friends in Cornwall reporting the arrival of second home owners for the Easter break. Like angels of death riding Chelsea tractors.

— Linda Grant (@lindasgrant) April 8, 2020

Researchers believe the coronavirus lockdown is working as data from a tracker app suggests that the number of people aged 20-69 who are reporting Covid-19 symptoms has fallen from 1.9 million to 1.4 million across the UK.

The drop, by around 500,000 people since 1 April, is indicated in analysis of data from the Covid Symptom Tracker app, which is used by more than two million people.

nobody's shared this one yet? uplifting stuff

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/07/uk-will-be-europes-worst-hit-by-coronavirus-study-predicts

football's coming home!

hey look now, most of those people would've died of austerity anyway

good job everyone the tories definitely won’t dismantle the bbc now

The World at One have just played @BorisJohnson’s favourite song, Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles, “in the hope that it might reach him”. A simple yet very moving moment of radio. #wato

— Stop socialising = save lives (@janemerrick23) April 7, 2020

So how'd that clap for boris thing go? Obviously zero interest in Stoke Newington, but I'd be delighted to hear it failed in less politically obvious places, too.

this is a sick country pic.twitter.com/jX8YbP5obC

— boomsday prepper (@AliceAvizandum) April 8, 2020

Jane Merrick:

This line that’s being peddled here - and by Richard Burgon yesterday - that media portrayals of Corbyn lost Labour support is incredibly patronising to voters - particularly when you think about who switched from Labour to Tory in the north https://t.co/bTuUKa26bj

— Stop socialising = save lives (@janemerrick23) December 14, 2019

she should stop socialising her tweets

Can we not link to fringe channels

Yes!!!

A great Prime Minister died seven years ago today.

A handful sang.

Decent people didn't.

Today a handful wish death upon a very sick Boris Johnson, somebody with the potential to become another great Prime Minister.

But once again, decent people don't. #GetWellBoris

— Rob Roberts MP (@RobDelyn) April 8, 2020

What's his position in the Shadow Cabinet?

Keir's best friend without portfolio!

936 people who are not Boris Johnson dead in the last 24hrs.

and if one green bottle should accidentally fall...

Bastards.

If you visit our Parks, you'll notice we've taped off benches 🚧 to protect people & make sure they keep safe & know how to prevent catching & spreading #coronavirus (Covid-19).

Parks should only be used for daily exercise. #StayAtHomeSaveLives#LondonTogether #BrockwellPark pic.twitter.com/CajowdMMHN

— Lambeth Council (@lambeth_council) April 8, 2020

They taped up the benches in Lisbon last week

lol there was some hazard tape "blocking" the exit of a ginnel leading out on to the tops the other day. I just tore it down presuming it was probably just kids pissing about!

As I said no-one was sitting on the untaped benches when I saw there on Saturday. But it seems like they never explicitly say 'do not sit down' in their guidelines (the bastardish part is this abdication of responsibility in its persistent vagueness).

I think they are hedging on situations where somebody is in the park but might need to sit for health reasons as being edge cases for some sort of crowdsourced adjudication. Or just hoping that anyone who feels like they might need to sit between walking will just have to avoid the park.

hey guess what going outside for a sit down in the sun is also good for people's health

yeah i saw the taped up benches on brockwell park at lunch (not all of them, mind). i just think there is no reason why “your daily exercise” doesn’t need to be “going out for some fresh air”. i mean i’ll use the “weak argument” that older people may want to rest, but i really mean anyone.

speaking of which an older lady went past a yong man reading on one of the untaped benches and i thought she was going to finger wag but she just said she was pleased to see him taking it easy on one of the free benches <3

congrats to lambeth council on finding shelter for local homeless people before taping off their benches, they deserve full credit for their humanity

unless...

it's almost as if as a society we have a stupidly normative and ablist idea of what constitutes fitness, health and exercise.

Just working class people being killed by bosses.

Fuck capitalism. Bus driver killed by coronavirus 'told his pay would be cut if he missed work' https://t.co/snrLaVeeuw

— Charles Britton 🏳️‍🌈 (@LUBOttom) April 8, 2020

Fucking scum

Some bus companies also intervened cause drivers were not charging fares - saving themselves too much contact with potentially infectious passengers and also helping out presumably essential workers heading to their jobs

Hope bad things happen to the people behind these decisions obv

that's awful, they are probably children and mothers and fathers and lovers and human beings

Rishi Sunak saying that Boris is sitting up in bed and 'engaging positively' with the nursing staff

first time for everything

Can’t believe our nhs has become so overstretched that nurses don’t even have time to hold a pillow down for 2 minutes

Suggests that prior to today he wasn’t sitting upright or able to engage with staff, despite ‘being in good spirits’.

tbf if he had been he probably wouldn't have been in ICU

Rishi Sunak saying that Boris is sitting up in bed and 'engaging positively' with the nursing staff

Code for leching.

possibly code for unable to speak

gurgling positively

He looks like he’s going to gorge himself with toblerone and drive to Dundee in his bare feet pic.twitter.com/3AKYqFJjua

— Owen Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) April 8, 2020

Need to bring back hanging for landlords only:

3 junior doctors working at St George’s Hospital in Tooting. Landlord not happy to let us stay and tenancy runs out start of May. Does anyone know of any 3 beds in the tooting area to rent? #nhs #tooting @piersmorgan @Carra23 @GNev2

— Alexander Cairns (@AlexanderCairn6) April 8, 2020

scum of the earth.

"woke maitlis"

emily maitlis,,,, welcome to the #resistance

Emily @maitlis summing up our current situation perfectly pic.twitter.com/6MzcSAAsuo

— Tim Burgess (@Tim_Burgess) April 9, 2020