love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

nobody's shared this one yet? uplifting stuff

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/07/uk-will-be-europes-worst-hit-by-coronavirus-study-predicts

football's coming home!

hey look now, most of those people would've died of austerity anyway

good job everyone the tories definitely won’t dismantle the bbc now

The World at One have just played @BorisJohnson’s favourite song, Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles, “in the hope that it might reach him”. A simple yet very moving moment of radio. #wato

— Stop socialising = save lives (@janemerrick23) April 7, 2020

So how'd that clap for boris thing go? Obviously zero interest in Stoke Newington, but I'd be delighted to hear it failed in less politically obvious places, too.

this is a sick country pic.twitter.com/jX8YbP5obC

— boomsday prepper (@AliceAvizandum) April 8, 2020

Jane Merrick:

This line that’s being peddled here - and by Richard Burgon yesterday - that media portrayals of Corbyn lost Labour support is incredibly patronising to voters - particularly when you think about who switched from Labour to Tory in the north https://t.co/bTuUKa26bj

— Stop socialising = save lives (@janemerrick23) December 14, 2019

she should stop socialising her tweets

Can we not link to fringe channels

Yes!!!

A great Prime Minister died seven years ago today.

A handful sang.

Decent people didn't.

Today a handful wish death upon a very sick Boris Johnson, somebody with the potential to become another great Prime Minister.

But once again, decent people don't. #GetWellBoris

— Rob Roberts MP (@RobDelyn) April 8, 2020

What's his position in the Shadow Cabinet?

Keir's best friend without portfolio!

936 people who are not Boris Johnson dead in the last 24hrs.

and if one green bottle should accidentally fall...

Bastards.

If you visit our Parks, you'll notice we've taped off benches 🚧 to protect people & make sure they keep safe & know how to prevent catching & spreading #coronavirus (Covid-19).

Parks should only be used for daily exercise. #StayAtHomeSaveLives#LondonTogether #BrockwellPark pic.twitter.com/CajowdMMHN

— Lambeth Council (@lambeth_council) April 8, 2020

They taped up the benches in Lisbon last week

lol there was some hazard tape "blocking" the exit of a ginnel leading out on to the tops the other day. I just tore it down presuming it was probably just kids pissing about!

As I said no-one was sitting on the untaped benches when I saw there on Saturday. But it seems like they never explicitly say 'do not sit down' in their guidelines (the bastardish part is this abdication of responsibility in its persistent vagueness).

I think they are hedging on situations where somebody is in the park but might need to sit for health reasons as being edge cases for some sort of crowdsourced adjudication. Or just hoping that anyone who feels like they might need to sit between walking will just have to avoid the park.

hey guess what going outside for a sit down in the sun is also good for people's health

yeah i saw the taped up benches on brockwell park at lunch (not all of them, mind). i just think there is no reason why “your daily exercise” doesn’t need to be “going out for some fresh air”. i mean i’ll use the “weak argument” that older people may want to rest, but i really mean anyone.

speaking of which an older lady went past a yong man reading on one of the untaped benches and i thought she was going to finger wag but she just said she was pleased to see him taking it easy on one of the free benches <3

congrats to lambeth council on finding shelter for local homeless people before taping off their benches, they deserve full credit for their humanity

unless...

it's almost as if as a society we have a stupidly normative and ablist idea of what constitutes fitness, health and exercise.

Just working class people being killed by bosses.

Fuck capitalism. Bus driver killed by coronavirus 'told his pay would be cut if he missed work' https://t.co/snrLaVeeuw

— Charles Britton 🏳️‍🌈 (@LUBOttom) April 8, 2020

Fucking scum

Some bus companies also intervened cause drivers were not charging fares - saving themselves too much contact with potentially infectious passengers and also helping out presumably essential workers heading to their jobs

Hope bad things happen to the people behind these decisions obv

that's awful, they are probably children and mothers and fathers and lovers and human beings

Rishi Sunak saying that Boris is sitting up in bed and 'engaging positively' with the nursing staff

first time for everything

Can’t believe our nhs has become so overstretched that nurses don’t even have time to hold a pillow down for 2 minutes

Suggests that prior to today he wasn’t sitting upright or able to engage with staff, despite ‘being in good spirits’.

tbf if he had been he probably wouldn't have been in ICU

Rishi Sunak saying that Boris is sitting up in bed and 'engaging positively' with the nursing staff

Code for leching.

possibly code for unable to speak

gurgling positively

He looks like he’s going to gorge himself with toblerone and drive to Dundee in his bare feet pic.twitter.com/3AKYqFJjua

— Owen Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) April 8, 2020

Need to bring back hanging for landlords only:

3 junior doctors working at St George’s Hospital in Tooting. Landlord not happy to let us stay and tenancy runs out start of May. Does anyone know of any 3 beds in the tooting area to rent? #nhs #tooting @piersmorgan @Carra23 @GNev2

— Alexander Cairns (@AlexanderCairn6) April 8, 2020

scum of the earth.

"woke maitlis"

emily maitlis,,,, welcome to the #resistance

Emily @maitlis summing up our current situation perfectly pic.twitter.com/6MzcSAAsuo

— Tim Burgess (@Tim_Burgess) April 9, 2020

more like stirred in her sleep Maitlis

"woke maitlis"

scum of the earth.

Maitlis hasn't been sleeping, she's been aggressively pushing back against the only elements within British politics willing to seriously address any of these issues. Now that they've been neutralised, she needs someone else to sneer at.

Yeah but there's no play on "woke" there 😂

lol, sorry, blinded by my loathing of her and Newsnight in general.

It's an introduction to a wider discussion that would have been determined by a broader editorial group and while it's factually largely accurate it's not as if it represents Maitlis going daringly off-script at some people on social media seem to be suggesting. Do Newsnight presenters write their own links/introductions?

Jason Harewood, 27, pleaded guilty to contravening the requirement as to the restriction of movement during the emergency period and drug related offences, after he was caught distributing drugs on his pedal bike in Islington with no reason to be outside.

I mean.... the reason's right there...

the man’s an essential frontline worker ffs

Maitlis had borderline Corbyn derangement syndrome for 5 years and has a pathological hatred of the left, and now she's a big hero because the LOTO is so fucking milquetoast even the bbc political dept can conduct more pointed criticism of the govt than the opposition leader + milk a bit of lame applause from easily impressed melts!

i feel like maitlis is the ultimate disciple of the paxman school of journalism whereby one feigns scrutiny by grimacing and appearing annoyed. i would say it replaces journalism with spectacle if it weren't so fucking boring.

lots of FBPE/spiders/flags/melt crew whatever the fuck that lot are mutating into now, they are so easily impressed by empty rhetoric, but they virulently despise anyone who actually represents change. They are the lamest fucking cunts in this country.

It took me a good couple of minutes to remember what the spider thing was and I wish I hadn’t