Your going home in an envolope!
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:01 (four years ago) link
if i were prime minister boris johnson infected with the novel virus covid-19 i would simply not get better
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link
If there was a choice I'd take my chances with the fictional version of civid 19 as well.
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:13 (four years ago) link
Lol prefer civ xi actually!
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:15 (four years ago) link
ok so of all my pals across the UK internet listening gloomily for any borisclapping last night, only one reported hearing anything at all, a pal in nhs admin in south london. Her description reminded me of this:
this is a sick country pic.twitter.com/jX8YbP5obC— boomsday prepper (@AliceAvizandum) April 8, 2020
When she saw it just now she said: "YES that's him! It's exactly what it sounded like."
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:24 (four years ago) link
Happy to report there was complete silence at 8 where I live, barring some karaoke action coming from a flat.
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:32 (four years ago) link
shirtless pan man boris fan still less deranged than this guy
Earlier this evening, I took part in the #ClapForBoris. I was joined up and down our United Kingdom by those who wanted to show their appreciation to our Prime Minister.His response to the #COVID19 pandemic has been nothing short of heroic! pic.twitter.com/VCL0lY7uOt— Jordan Jacobs (@jordanjacobs180) April 7, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:36 (four years ago) link
is his hair growing out of his brain
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:37 (four years ago) link
What brain?
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:41 (four years ago) link
Are they saying "boo" or "Boo-ris"?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link
Dressed like a cross between an amateur magician and a wine bar waiter who has had to provide his own tuxedo.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link
#clapforbots
This Govt is so inept it can’t even gaslight us without getting busted: pic.twitter.com/JuyUHKWEpU— Winston Smith (@2019_winston) April 8, 2020
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link
Sometimes I start to think that my perception is distorted by unexamined prejudice
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link
harder than ever to penetrate the fog of garbage but if this is true (ffs don't bother with the thread, merrick is famously terrible):
The World at One have just played @BorisJohnson’s favourite song, Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles, “in the hope that it might reach him”. A simple yet very moving moment of radio. #wato— Stop socialising = save lives (@janemerrick23) April 7, 2020
playing a favourite sonf is what you do with ppl in comas that you want to call away from The Light™ and back towards wakefulness.
plus "stable" and "comfortable" are also both perfectly compatible with coma, induced or otherwise. "in good spirits" less so if my mum's non-induced coma of 2004 is any guide -- lol i have never seen someone in such a snorting fighting temper while also unconscious, they never show THIS on the hospital soaps -- but it's not like they're all sat ministering at his side. a torrent of frightened jostling serpents tbrr
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:55 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_eIZ7tWhak
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:58 (four years ago) link
I don't care how unimpeachably-terrific he is, I'm not contracting the clap for any PM, sorry that's just how I feel
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 13:59 (four years ago) link
the tweets BG has put in other threads, i will never stop posting them here
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:03 (four years ago) link
why restrict yourself to just this thread
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:10 (four years ago) link
had to read 'stop socialism = save lives' a few times there
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:11 (four years ago) link
is he actually dying?
― treeship., Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link
why what have you heard
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:23 (four years ago) link
https://pics.onsizzle.com/Facebook-%C2%B7-3ef579.png
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link
not as good at reading between the lines of news reports of some people here. would like some primo ilx analysis. xp
― treeship., Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:25 (four years ago) link
ilx exclusive: he’s been dead since november
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link
force ghost bj
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link
thanks 4 new screen-name
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
His essence was squirted out into his innumerable offspring years ago, the devil child currently being incubated by the fragrant Carrie is the Final Programme of a centuries-long war between competing gangs of angels.
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
We need to be more careful about electing disheveled caricatures as world leaders when they can be so successfully replaced with crude, life-sized puppets without anyone noticing.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
what the hell is a blowgob
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
Life imitates Spitting Image.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
xpost
or was it
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:32 (four years ago) link
it's sad. he is a scene from ghostbusters now.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link
he’s been slimer for a long time tbf
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link
If the British Prime Minister dies of coronavirus, war with China is inevitable. Let’s pray he recovers. https://t.co/RB8oBZo7hJ— Zachary Miller (@_ZacharyMiller) April 6, 2020
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link
whos this some maga
― aaaaeeeeeeoooooooowwww (Left), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link
Oh cool, this guy is from Waco.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link
that tweet has one like, is there a reason i have to see it
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link
If we all work together, we can take it viral
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link
There should be a thread for Zachary Miller tweets
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
I judge people who claim we’re living in 1984 rather than Brave New World harshly— Zachary Miller (@_ZacharyMiller) April 6, 2020
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link
send Zachary Miller thread to dead Boris!
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link
I’m going to delete the original tweet, because the first part of it was wrong and I shouldn’t have said it.— Zachary Miller (@_ZacharyMiller) April 8, 2020
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link
"...doctors have described his condition as 'satisfactory'.the funeral will be held tomorrow at blah blah blah blah"
― doo rag, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link
Trump says Boris Johnson is doing "much better...at least better...he seems to be doing better, and that's good, and we send our regards to Boris and his family and his friends...He's become a very popular -- before this happened...very popular..."— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 8, 2020
― donald failson (sic), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link
What a stupid person. Though I do love the hedge on "much better." Did I say "much better?" I mean, "better." That is, he *seems* to be doing better. Wait, did I say better? I meant to say "dead."
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link
much deader
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link
Daniel Dale must be exhausted. He seems to spend half his life reporting everything Trump says and the other half explaining how each thing is a lie/exaggeration/wrong.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 22:19 (four years ago) link
Is there a 'last famous person you were not surprised to discover was actually still alive' thread we can stick Boris on?
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 22:24 (four years ago) link
whatever daniel dale thinks he's doing (fact checking?) is part of the problem IMO
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 22:31 (four years ago) link
Quoting?
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 22:37 (four years ago) link