wow, my eyes just rolled so hard it broke my brain
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 23:05 (four years ago) link
Anyway the say it’s bad news if you do more than 3-4 days in ICU. This is day 4. If they don’t announce a discharge you can safely assume they’re lying about his condition— Your Mum (@judeinlondon2) April 9, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2020 11:42 (four years ago) link
boris has historically tried to keep his discharges quiet tbf
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 11:45 (four years ago) link
No cadaver no cred. He needs dragging off that bed if he isn't dead by the end of the day.
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 11:52 (four years ago) link
Debatable re ICU - thereve been people walking out of there after two weeks. Though he will likely not be ready to work if/when he emerges.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 9 April 2020 11:58 (four years ago) link
I don't debate what Jude says here because I'm a Boris is faking it truther to the death now!
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 12:02 (four years ago) link
PM 'accessible' and 'mentally able to make decisions' from hospital https://t.co/vDLFghBZbV— Sky News Politics (@SkyNewsPolitics) April 9, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 9 April 2020 12:03 (four years ago) link
I mean that’s a change too - you have to be really sick to reach the stage where it has to be stated you’re “mentally capable” of making decisions.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 9 April 2020 12:04 (four years ago) link
What if he's discharged but then just has a heart attack on the toilet next day.
― nashwan, Thursday, 9 April 2020 12:09 (four years ago) link
Look we're all trying to stay optimistic
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 April 2020 12:40 (four years ago) link
Though he will likely not be ready to work if/when he emerges.
He'll just do what he's done his entire life, get someone else to do the work for him.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 April 2020 12:51 (four years ago) link
Big fan of Dominic Raab completely destroying the government's PR cause he's too dumb to lie properly https://t.co/03DyCLFs3F— Loki (@Lokinash06) April 9, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:51 (four years ago) link
ya that stuck out like a sore thumb to me in the guardian liveblog too - that does not... seem good
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link
define "not good"
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
I'm torn between yay he's toast! and grr! drag that malingering posh cunt out of that bed by his fucking ear.
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link
Boris at his return to work interview pic.twitter.com/iYhgCkJUCG— Guybrush Tweetgood (@Gordopolitz) April 9, 2020
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link
Dig deep, friends.
Even worse than the proposed ‘whip round’ for Dominic Grieve pic.twitter.com/ZCpYVQDu7s— Sophia (@final__girl) April 9, 2020
― roxymuzak otm (gyac), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link
yes now more than ever what we must do is spend four figures on some fucking cufflinks
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
Starting a rival one to see if we can raise six grand for Dignitas.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link
irl lol
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link
same
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link
He dead yet?
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link
Apparently he was engaging positively with his scrotum yesterday whilst gargling blood and shitting his kecks
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:33 (four years ago) link
Either he's much worse than is being claimed OR he thinks that Dominic Raab is too stupid and unreliable to be running the country properly in his absence and therefore the less he knows the better.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link
He is now out of ICU and will almost certainly live to tell the tale.
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link
"get up yer bastard, there's nowt wrong with thee!"
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link
RIP
UPDATE: British PM Johnson has been moved out of ICU."The Prime Minister has been moved this evening from intensive care back to the ward, where he will receive close monitoring during the early phase of his recovery,” Downing Street says.— NBC News (@NBCNews) April 9, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link
You win some, you lose some.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link
can’t believe they misspelled ‘morgue’ as ‘ward’ ffs
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link
There's still tomorrow, you never know.
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link
great revive
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link
ffs
― ShariVari, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
I suspect the enforced mourning will be prolonged indefinitely regardless
― aaaaeeeeeeoooooooowwww (Left), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link
These threads never work I blame shakey
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link
nothing good comes from putting the death cart before the horse. When will you ppl learn!
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link
shakey is a psy op
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
Was he actually ill or was it aristocratic japes and tomfoolery?
― anvil, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link
i don’t believe shakey was ill, no
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
Ey I cannae believe that they put him in some brandy barrels. He must really be worse Dan I say . https://t.co/fOwMQOdVL2— RobertoPesto (@PestoRoberto) April 9, 2020
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
Johnson never had the ronamerely 5g morgellons
― nashwan, Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link
hoping for a reverse Jesus this weekend
― boxedjoy, Friday, 10 April 2020 06:09 (four years ago) link
I don't believe it's the case at all, but it would really be something if he ducked out of the spotlight for a week or so to avoid scrutiny, ended up being taken to hospital and having to play along, then had to spend several days surrounded by poor bastards dying on ventilators while inevitably picking up the virus for real himself.
― The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 10 April 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link
I mean he looked pretty fucking ill before they hauled him in, not that he doesn't usually mind. Still time for a relapse by the way folks #fatchance
― sonatas and interludes for prepaid nando's (Matt #2), Friday, 10 April 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link
‘It Was, For, Uh, Medical Reasons,’ Says Doctor To Boris Johnson, Explaining Why They Had To Give Him Haircut https://t.co/WzKHHwqENf pic.twitter.com/DIj9lAkN6q— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 9, 2020
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 10 April 2020 23:37 (four years ago) link
The fat fuck is not only not dead he is out and posting video messages.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link
At least his forthcoming child will get to know his father, unusually
― quartet for the endocrine (Matt #2), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link
I've got to say for a guy who was supposedly at death's door a few days ago he's bearing up well.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
who thinks he wasn't ill enough to be hospitalized and this was some sort of scheme from cummings?
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link
i really wanna think that but shurely there's no way?
― où sont les threads d'antan? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link
I absolutely subscribe to that theory. I mean it isn't exactly Icke territory, he's a born liar and has a history of hiding when the going gets tough.
― calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link