yes now more than ever what we must do is spend four figures on some fucking cufflinks
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
Starting a rival one to see if we can raise six grand for Dignitas.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link
irl lol
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link
same
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link
He dead yet?
― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link
Apparently he was engaging positively with his scrotum yesterday whilst gargling blood and shitting his kecks
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:33 (four years ago) link
Either he's much worse than is being claimed OR he thinks that Dominic Raab is too stupid and unreliable to be running the country properly in his absence and therefore the less he knows the better.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link
He is now out of ICU and will almost certainly live to tell the tale.
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link
"get up yer bastard, there's nowt wrong with thee!"
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link
RIP
UPDATE: British PM Johnson has been moved out of ICU."The Prime Minister has been moved this evening from intensive care back to the ward, where he will receive close monitoring during the early phase of his recovery,” Downing Street says.— NBC News (@NBCNews) April 9, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link
You win some, you lose some.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link
can’t believe they misspelled ‘morgue’ as ‘ward’ ffs
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link
There's still tomorrow, you never know.
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link
great revive
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link
ffs
― ShariVari, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
I suspect the enforced mourning will be prolonged indefinitely regardless
― aaaaeeeeeeoooooooowwww (Left), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link
These threads never work I blame shakey
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link
nothing good comes from putting the death cart before the horse. When will you ppl learn!
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link
shakey is a psy op
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
Was he actually ill or was it aristocratic japes and tomfoolery?
― anvil, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link
i don’t believe shakey was ill, no
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
Ey I cannae believe that they put him in some brandy barrels. He must really be worse Dan I say . https://t.co/fOwMQOdVL2— RobertoPesto (@PestoRoberto) April 9, 2020
― calzino, Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
Johnson never had the ronamerely 5g morgellons
― nashwan, Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link
hoping for a reverse Jesus this weekend
― boxedjoy, Friday, 10 April 2020 06:09 (four years ago) link
I don't believe it's the case at all, but it would really be something if he ducked out of the spotlight for a week or so to avoid scrutiny, ended up being taken to hospital and having to play along, then had to spend several days surrounded by poor bastards dying on ventilators while inevitably picking up the virus for real himself.
― The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 10 April 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link
I mean he looked pretty fucking ill before they hauled him in, not that he doesn't usually mind. Still time for a relapse by the way folks #fatchance
― sonatas and interludes for prepaid nando's (Matt #2), Friday, 10 April 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link
‘It Was, For, Uh, Medical Reasons,’ Says Doctor To Boris Johnson, Explaining Why They Had To Give Him Haircut https://t.co/WzKHHwqENf pic.twitter.com/DIj9lAkN6q— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 9, 2020
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 10 April 2020 23:37 (four years ago) link
The fat fuck is not only not dead he is out and posting video messages.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link
At least his forthcoming child will get to know his father, unusually
― quartet for the endocrine (Matt #2), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link
I've got to say for a guy who was supposedly at death's door a few days ago he's bearing up well.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
who thinks he wasn't ill enough to be hospitalized and this was some sort of scheme from cummings?
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link
i really wanna think that but shurely there's no way?
― où sont les threads d'antan? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link
I absolutely subscribe to that theory. I mean it isn't exactly Icke territory, he's a born liar and has a history of hiding when the going gets tough.
― calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link
doesn't take a lot of subterfuge, just need him to say he's feeling worse, the hospital isn't going to refuse to admit the prime minister.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link
i think they could tell if he was breathing properly or not
― où sont les threads d'antan? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link
I could imagine him bullshitting that it would be good theatre to show the seriousness of the situation blah blah and give him the opp to evade scrutiny.
― calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link
Death would've been the ultimate evasion of scrutiny.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link
I think there are plenty of people who have some minor breathing difficulties and aren't admitted to hospital right now. the grim tone of the way they announced it was the main sleight of hand here.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link
Surely there's a lower bar for hospitalization when it's the PM, deserved or not.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link
this is all shakey’s fault
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link
otm, turns out all he needed was to rest peacefully for a stretch
― dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link
he's probably dead, video was recorded years ago along with thousands of others in the event that he somehow became PM and came down with something called covid-19
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
there's other videos where he survives being murdered by the ghost of blackbeard, falling into a pit of spikes and losing all his coins, etc
he's actually been replaced by Paul McCartney in a mask
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 April 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link
I blame myself for not pushing him into traffic when he cycled past me c.2009
― reality disliker (Left), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link
I am a Boris truther AMA
― anvil, Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link
He was nearly admitted several times before he was actually admitted, but the ICU admittance was down to extra caution because of his position. I know this for absolute fact, but can’t say how.
― mike t-diva, Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link
RIP Boris Johnson
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:44 (four years ago) link
mike t-gove morelike xp
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link
i knew it!
― calzino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link