Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

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tired: Biden wouldn't be a significant change from trump
wired: Bernie wouldn't have been a significant change from trump

get on my level

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link

Warren endorsed Biden so I'm in

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link

What will you do if polls show a close race in Texas, Milo?

― symsymsym,Thursday, April 16, 2020 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol they do, they actually fucking do

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/Texas.html

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link

Its desperate stuff, take a break.

I've posted once today. You can't stop finding rakes to tread on.

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:31 (four years ago) link

Trump will have at least $750 million to play with in addition to free media. If he has to spend a chunk of it in Texas to hold it I won't be upset, but I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for Texas to jump over to Biden. Just by fulfilling his promise to name a woman as his veep, I expect Biden would slip back some in Texas.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:35 (four years ago) link

Except that once is sometimes enough, Stevie.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link

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let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link

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let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

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xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

Did anybody post on this thread today? It’s popped up on my bookmarks but I can’t tell

El Tomboto, Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link

posting, not posting, existing, not existing, killing a man in cold blood with a tire iron versus giving that same all of your possessions and promising to protect him from afar
what's the difference, really, it's all the same

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:43 (four years ago) link

apparently there have been multiple classic meltdowns on here today and i missed all of them and i have no idea what's going on, age is finally catching up to me i guess

— Rich Lather (@allahliker) April 16, 2020

xyzzzz__, Friday, 17 April 2020 06:46 (four years ago) link

It's still quite curious that Americans argue about US politics with XYZ, who, like me, can't vote in the US.

the pinefox, Friday, 17 April 2020 12:27 (four years ago) link

I meant to watch him on CNN's weekly coronavirus "town hall" (sounds weird) last night but just caught the tail end. He seemed a little blustery.

clemenza, Friday, 17 April 2020 12:37 (four years ago) link

kind of impressive how well his posting style translates for the camera

Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 April 2020 14:01 (four years ago) link

did not know he was a felon

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 17 April 2020 21:50 (four years ago) link

that's the first thing about joe biden that has made him sound cooler that i have ever heard

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 April 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link

shit, i thought we were talking about xyz

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 18 April 2020 01:31 (four years ago) link

Weren't all the old ONION versions of Biden making him seem somewhat cool in an old-school, uncool way?

the pinefox, Saturday, 18 April 2020 10:13 (four years ago) link

Weren't all the old ONION versions of Biden making him seem somewhat cool in an old-school, uncool way?
Diamond Joe

ncxkd, Saturday, 18 April 2020 12:00 (four years ago) link

maybe what joe biden needs for this campaign is for a smarter, far more talented man to stand next to him and occasionally interject "-Joe. No. Joe..."

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 April 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link

Obama has other things to do.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 April 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link

Oh. Hi, everyone.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 April 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link

hi alfred!

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 April 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link

Good morning.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 April 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link

BIDEN: "Um, you know, there's a, uh, during World War II, uh, you know, where Roosevelt came up with a thing, uh, that, uh, you know, was totally different than a- than the- it's called, he called it, the, you know, the World War II, he had the war- the the War Production Board." pic.twitter.com/CwFSW2UITD

— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) April 17, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 April 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDafkrLWI-s

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 18 April 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link

"...one of the least attentive and most divisive presidents..."

yes, drag him Joe, least attentive

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 18 April 2020 17:33 (four years ago) link

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/493276-biden-assembling-white-house-transition-team

Biden also said he would consider Republicans for some top level positions within his administration.

“One advantage of being around a long time is you get to know an awful lot of people. In the private sector, in the public sector, people who are committed — first and foremost — are thoroughly honorable,” he said.

“I have had literally several hundred serious, serious players who have been held positions in every department in the federal government who have said, including some Republicans, who have said if you win, I want to come back. I’m ready to serve,” he added.

John Bolton, NSA

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 18 April 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link

why are you recommending Bolton to Biden?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 18 April 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link

The average American just has no conception of the cruelty and greed of the Republican Party. I think far more people consider republicans to be basically good-faith actors who just happen to disagree with democrats. Unfortunately, I don’t think anyone, let alone Joe Biden, is going to disabuse them of this notion by November.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Saturday, 18 April 2020 18:20 (four years ago) link

jfc he is so bad

Donald Trump says he’s a wartime president — it’s time for him to act like one.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) April 18, 2020

frogbs, Saturday, 18 April 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link

what if he meant Jefferson Davis though?

dip to dup (rob), Saturday, 18 April 2020 19:44 (four years ago) link

Perhaps the average American doesn’t grasp the evil of the GOP because people like Joe Biden keep working to rehabilitate their image and stature among non-psychopaths?

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link

Stevie and myself aren't the only Brits doing this.

This cycle of journalists and politicians screaming “Fuck you all swine, your views are worthless” at members of the public then wondering why those people don’t want to help them out is not going to end until we’re all guarding our vegetable patches with shotguns. pic.twitter.com/cfBdU7cXSC

— Flying_Rodent (@flying_rodent) April 18, 2020

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link

ha -- I know Dorian.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link

And those people quoted are gross.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link

Yeah, former ilx, some of his views on Brit politics aren't so hot either.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link

There was an active Brit contributor to Ask A Drunk for several years in the early 2000s whose handle was Lynskey. Same?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link

Sources in the story said they're considering voting for Trump. Fuck them and their stupidity.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link

good to see there are still people willing to pay roulette with their privilege

genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link

Aimless - don't know about that, not a reg on Ask A Drunk

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link

good to see there are still people willing to pay roulette with their privilege

People interviewed with any sort of details about them:
31 year old woman, nursing studen
24 year old black man
rural railroad worker, head of his union local
Dominican-American manual laborer

Only one person indicates that they'll vote for Trump, from what I can see - a middle-aged guy with diabetes who, for rather obvious reasons, is pretty deadset for M4A.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 18 April 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link

Non-voters are, of course, poorer and less likely to be white than voters. The absolute height of privilege.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 18 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link

i'm talking about Dorian Lynskey, dummy

genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 April 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link

Donald Trump left our country unprepared and unprotected for the worst public health and economic crisis in our lifetime — and now we're paying the price. pic.twitter.com/aCxcqQqUqw

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) April 18, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 18 April 2020 23:44 (four years ago) link

THIS is the line of attack?

wtf

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 19 April 2020 02:03 (four years ago) link

Don't pay attention to what Biden is tweeting. No one else is. He could tweet his 12 step plan to turn the world into the Garden of Eden and no one would notice right now. His account tweeting anything is just pro forma at the moment.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 19 April 2020 02:08 (four years ago) link

maybe he should try doing pro forma better

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 19 April 2020 02:20 (four years ago) link

it's a campaign ad

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 19 April 2020 02:20 (four years ago) link


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