US Politics, April 2020 -- Where's the Vax Returns?

own the libs, kill the gullible, #tiredofwinning!

Yeah, there's basically no angle or explanation that could possibly vindicate him here. He either has the intelligence of a half-dead carp or he's an evil fuck who thinks joking about people poisoning themselves while in the midst of a pandemic is all in good fun (surprise, he's both!).

It’s definitely the former, and we shouldn’t even entertain the possibility that it was a joke

i just said it so that you would report the thing i said. who has egg on their face now

president i'm rubber and you're glue

Oh, to be clear, I don't think anyone with a functioning brain ever thought or will think it's a joke.

You can use that as your metric for brain function going forward, btw.

there's basically no angle or explanation that could possibly vindicate him here

Narrator:...

anyone with a functioning brain

Yes that's the trouble tho

I mean, yes, come on guys, we all know the territory very well by now. Trump eats a child, Trump gets called out, Trump says he was super hungry and only ate the kid as a goof, the kid's MAGA parents eagerly parrot Trump's excuse for devouring their son, lather rinse repeat. And the fourteen people who still retain some tattered remnant of a conscience scream THIS ISN'T OKAAAAAAY and nothing changes except that Trump maybe only eats part of the next kid's arm.

remember when trump wanted to buy greenland, but that also turned out to be a 'joek'? those were the days

he's a funny guy that Trump

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I would support buying Greenland, installing Trump as king, and renaming it Trumpland. Everyone who loves him goes there to live under his benevolent and genius leaderness. So many problems solved.

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not sure why drinking the bleach is getting so much attention when putting the sunshine inside of the body is exponentially funnier

— Rich Lather (@allahliker) April 24, 2020

drawing and quartering myself to own the libs

At the end of her news conference, PELOSI: "No money for the Post Office. Instead inject Lysol into your lungs."

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) April 24, 2020

Probably getting talked about more because while a hilarious image, a bunch of chuds aiming their gaping maws and assholes at the morning sun won't end up in as many deaths.

Lots sunburned taints tho!

truth stranger than fiction:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/josh-brolin-tried-butthole-sunburn-perineum-sunning

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4xj6R9hU6A/

So he took no questions after today's actually brief briefing? Guess we're all finally learning our lesson.

that'll show em

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― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 24 April 2020 20:12 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

^^^ gifs you can hear

Oh look everyone in the media's talking about his bleach thing instead of the fact 50,000 people are dead in the US, wonder why he said that

apparently Fox News dragged out a neuroradiologist who shared his expert opinion that the isolation from Coronavirus should end.

they're just dragging out people with Dr in their name as long as they'll say we shouldn't self-isolate.

I know I'm the "oh stop the Eeyore shit" itt but that's when it comes to beating Trump in November, something we have at least some semblance of influence over.

after seeing the mass gathering in Michigan where no social distancing was observed, I'm pretty convinced we're going to get millions of people killed by reopening too early because politicians and governors in some states start kowtowing to these assholes.

if these idiots were the ones who would die for their stupidity, i wouldn't care, but. ...ughhh

just ordered booze.

this whole thing is fucking stupid but I have to say this may be the first time I've seen CNN use "Trump lies" in a headline

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/24/politics/fact-check-trump-disinfectant-sarcastic/index.html

I was surprised by that. Especially since this lie was way less certifiable than hundreds of others he's told.

has he recently said we should do what Sweden is doing or anything like that

In this rural Pennsylvania town, bleach offers hope for some, fear for others
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— nuanced opinion guy (@charles_kinbote) April 25, 2020

lol

Oh look everyone in the media's talking about his bleach thing instead of the fact 50,000 people are dead in the US, wonder why he said that

p sure the media is talking a lot about the 50,000 dead in the media considering the moment we crossed 50k I heard about it everywhere

the media is talking about it in the media cos in the media they're in the media y'know, christ wtf 'Thal

"Suppose you can bring the light inside the body"

for May thread title

Oh look everyone in the media's talking about his bleach thing instead of the fact 50,000 people are dead in the US, wonder why he said that

lol no way did he 'plan' this news cycle, he'd much much rather the media talk about dead Americans than him being a dumbass

it's a headfake, also he was behind BAlloon Boy

also Air Force one has a pred ship inside it

actually drinking bleach DOES cure coronavirus but he doesn't want the public to know so he's making everybody think it's a crazy thing to do so that we all get stuck inside, the economy tanks, he loses the election and can get back to making The Apprentice the #1 show in america; circles inside circles INSIDE circles

wait a second, you mean to tell me this wasn't just some stupid idea that percolated up in Trump's brain? there's actually people trying to push him to talk about this cure!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/24/revealed-leader-group-peddling-bleach-cure-lobbied-trump-coronavirus

i only post truth

i hear you but i honestly don't think this guy can even play 1-d chess

Some anti-vaxxers are citing that since the manufacturers are saying not to take 'disinfectants', and since certain 'disinfectants' are used in vaccines, they are rationalizing that Trump said what he said to coax the companies into saying you shouldn't take vaccines.

Basically any dimensional chess is the base building favorable narratives for their personal causes out of Two-Scoops' brainfart one-liners.

I'll wait until I see the latest intelligence from Q-Anon before I decide what form of brilliance is deeply hidden in Trump's disinfectant and UV light message. It was probably a coded warning against some evil machination of the Deep State.

Imagine at sporting events or concerts. To enter you have to first go through a far-UVC light portal like an airport metal detector.

Kills any viruses on you.

Also, in bathrooms, add a far-UVC light to the hand dryer. As you dry your hands, it kills viruses.

Just ideas.

— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) April 24, 2020

I have a feeling far-UVC lights are about to be in high demand.

— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) April 24, 2020

Suppose you can bring the light inside the body.

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Bill Mitchell has a touching confidence in the medical value of his "just ideas".

he's just spitballing; your pessimism is anti-american

What could go wrong?

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lol remember like two weeks ago when Aimless told me to drink bleach

i missed this detail from later in the infamous briefing (the last one where the fucker will talk? for at least a few days? goddamn):

Later in the briefing, Phil Rucker, a reporter for The Washington Post, asked the president why he had had that discussion because “people tuning into these briefings, they want to get information and guidance and want to know what to do — they’re not looking for a rumor.”

“Hey, Phil,” he responded. “I’m the president, and you’re fake news.”

what an asshole