i only post truth
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 25 April 2020 01:54 (four years ago) link
i hear you but i honestly don't think this guy can even play 1-d chess
Some anti-vaxxers are citing that since the manufacturers are saying not to take 'disinfectants', and since certain 'disinfectants' are used in vaccines, they are rationalizing that Trump said what he said to coax the companies into saying you shouldn't take vaccines.
Basically any dimensional chess is the base building favorable narratives for their personal causes out of Two-Scoops' brainfart one-liners.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 25 April 2020 01:59 (four years ago) link
I'll wait until I see the latest intelligence from Q-Anon before I decide what form of brilliance is deeply hidden in Trump's disinfectant and UV light message. It was probably a coded warning against some evil machination of the Deep State.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 25 April 2020 03:11 (four years ago) link
Imagine at sporting events or concerts. To enter you have to first go through a far-UVC light portal like an airport metal detector.Kills any viruses on you.Also, in bathrooms, add a far-UVC light to the hand dryer. As you dry your hands, it kills viruses.Just ideas.— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) April 24, 2020
I have a feeling far-UVC lights are about to be in high demand.— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) April 24, 2020
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 April 2020 03:28 (four years ago) link
Suppose you can bring the light inside the body.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAX-J45UMAAJ410.jpg
― crüt, Saturday, 25 April 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link
Bill Mitchell has a touching confidence in the medical value of his "just ideas".
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 25 April 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link
he's just spitballing; your pessimism is anti-american
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 April 2020 03:39 (four years ago) link
What could go wrong?
https://66.media.tumblr.com/c226662c014a8fd9eb25ba200ca14c0c/tumblr_p5rjn8Bjgy1sqf5tdo1_400.gifv
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 25 April 2020 03:42 (four years ago) link
lol remember like two weeks ago when Aimless told me to drink bleach
― silby, Saturday, 25 April 2020 04:23 (four years ago) link
i missed this detail from later in the infamous briefing (the last one where the fucker will talk? for at least a few days? goddamn):
Later in the briefing, Phil Rucker, a reporter for The Washington Post, asked the president why he had had that discussion because “people tuning into these briefings, they want to get information and guidance and want to know what to do — they’re not looking for a rumor.”“Hey, Phil,” he responded. “I’m the president, and you’re fake news.”
“Hey, Phil,” he responded. “I’m the president, and you’re fake news.”
what an asshole
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 April 2020 04:24 (four years ago) link
i find it remarkable that the various reporters *never* snap back. as our president would suggest, what do they have to lose?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 April 2020 04:33 (four years ago) link
In an ever-changing, incomprehensible world the masses had reached the point where they would, at the same time, believe everything and nothing, think that everything was possible and that nothing was true. … Mass propaganda discovered that its audience was ready at all times to believe the worst, no matter how absurd, and did not particularly object to being deceived because it held every statement to be a lie anyhow. The totalitarian mass leaders based their propaganda on the correct psychological assumption that, under such conditions, one could make people believe the most fantastic statements one day, and trust that if the next day they were given irrefutable proof of their falsehood, they would take refuge in cynicism; instead of deserting the leaders who had lied to them, they would protest that they had known all along that the statement was a lie and would admire the leaders for their superior tactical cleverness.
the old hannah arendt quote, via https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2020/04/i-meant-to-do-that
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 April 2020 04:55 (four years ago) link
If everyone starts wearing TRUMP 2020 masks, I bet they tell us to STOP wearing them!— Sandy Schneider (@sandyaschneider) April 23, 2020
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 25 April 2020 06:26 (four years ago) link
The byline's a warning, but now we got some people on the record.
Republicans were taken aback this past week by the results of a 17-state survey commissioned by the Republican National Committee. It found the president struggling in the Electoral College battlegrounds and likely to lose without signs of an economic rebound this fall, according to a party strategist outside the R.N.C. who is familiar with the poll’s results.
The Trump campaign’s own surveys have also shown an erosion of support, according to four people familiar with the data, as the coronavirus remains the No. 1 issue worrying voters.
Polling this early is, of course, not determinative: In 2016 Hillary Clinton also enjoyed a wide advantage in many states well before November.
Yet Mr. Trump’s best hope to win a state he lost in 2016, Minnesota, also seems increasingly challenging. A Democratic survey taken by Senator Tina Smith showed the president trailing by 10 percentage points there, according to a Democratic strategist who viewed the poll.
The private data of the two parties is largely mirrored by public surveys. Just last week, three Pennsylvania polls and two Michigan surveys were released showing Mr. Trump losing outside the margin of error. And a pair of Florida polls were released that showed Mr. Biden enjoying a slim advantage in a state that is all but essential for Republicans to retain the presidency.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 25 April 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link
Biden's last email
"fwd: I'm running for president"
good going, make it sound like a chain email, bring back that 90s authenticity
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 April 2020 14:28 (four years ago) link
https://images.app.goo.gl/237gTvMecz53Pz9s5
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 25 April 2020 14:33 (four years ago) link
fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: hI it's JOe
― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 26 April 2020 08:26 (four years ago) link
noble committee strikes again
― mookieproof, Sunday, 26 April 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
The date.
The fact that there are warnings like "Do not drink" on bottles of bleach makes me realise that Donald Trump can become president.— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) March 6, 2016
― speaking moistly (Sanpaku), Sunday, 26 April 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrumpDoes anybody get the meaning of what a so-called Noble (not Nobel) Prize is, especially as it pertains to Reporters and Journalists? Noble is defined as, “having or showing fine personal qualities or high moral principles and ideals.” Does sarcasm ever work?
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link
smdh
Parscale/Scavino flop sweat pouring off fingers into two distanced phones, one deleting the moronic tweet while the other one insists it was a trick and you’re dumb for falling for it
― donald failson (sic), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:09 (four years ago) link
The Least Funny Man In The World Wonders Why People Don't Realize He's Being Funny
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:11 (four years ago) link
no, sarcasm neeeever works, i don't see it working all the time, no one understands it
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:15 (four years ago) link
(shits pants) Sarcasm!
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 April 2020 04:15 (four years ago) link
Completely incoherent, total lack of urgency. Rambling, defensive, bloodless. We’re on week 7 of this and Pelosi is just now getting around to perhaps, maybe sorta considering a basic income—e.g. the only policy that can meaningfully counter the GOP’s “open the economy” narrative https://t.co/vQsjZL6HSY— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 27, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 April 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link
it's not sarcasm it's a fucking play on words you pathetic sack of horseshit
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
That tweet is just a bunch of name calling and arrogant overconfidence in his own strategic brilliance. Adam Johnson can bite Pelosi's ass.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 27 April 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link
Adam Johnson's photo makes me think he bathes in dumpster water. It does not inspire confidence in his strategy prescriptions.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 27 April 2020 18:23 (four years ago) link
Grancy look like she smells like my grandma, who was buried 41 years ago
just getting down to your level DNCers
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 April 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link
I'm considering it a personal victory that I didn't for even a second think the briefings were actually going to end
― dip to dup (rob), Monday, 27 April 2020 18:36 (four years ago) link
that Adam Johnson tweet is so bizarre
"I agree with the position Sen. Pelosi's wishes to regard, but she is late in arriving at it & I fuckin hate her, and she did not sound mad enough when she made her statement. Only by yelling like me can we establish your bona fides"
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 27 April 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link
His browser history must be a fucking horrorshow...
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 27 April 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
WaPo’s headline over the weekend was “House Dems sideline themselves” or something like that
― silby, Monday, 27 April 2020 19:28 (four years ago) link
JCLC you know very well that Pelosi will have to be dragged into supporting BMI
the Dems are drifting and I've seen this movie before, just not as an apocalyptic horror matinee
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 April 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
the Dems aren't meeting your standards??? well this is the 1st we're hearing of it!
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 19:39 (four years ago) link
I sense he’s pretty hated around here but Adam Johnson’s podcast is pretty damn good. I’m a just world those guys would be in NPR.Nancy is a disgrace and needs to be primaried.
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 27 April 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link
*In a just
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 27 April 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link
FTR "Grancy" is ALMOST as clever as "Obummer" so, points for that.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link
well I think *** **** wd get me banned
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link
hen...faps?
― dip to dup (rob), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:08 (four years ago) link
"I sense he’s pretty hated around here but Adam Johnson’s podcast is pretty damn good." maybe, but like almost every other leftist pundit he's fucking smug and annoying on Twitter.
― akm, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/494901-arizona-gop-chair-tells-those-protesting-coronavirus-lockdown-to-dress?fbclid=IwAR0t21ceg93f4PZQCfScKXVL7p12CUK0mroHpR2BAjqQfNDoEOjIaheTi-0
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 April 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link
San Juan Mayor Says 'No One' in Puerto Rico Has Received a COVID-19 Stimulus Check
https://time.com/5827679/puerto-rico-stimulus-checks-mayor-coronavirus/
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 00:03 (four years ago) link
good job keeping your eye in the ball there chuckhttps://thehill.com/homenews/senate/494764-schumer-to-introduce-no-pr-act-to-stop-trump-from-placing-name-on-stimulus
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 00:06 (four years ago) link
Granny Dainger, are they meeting YOUR standards?
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 00:08 (four years ago) link
My mom got a letter today from Trump telling her about the stimulus check he sent her?
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 00:08 (four years ago) link
Guessing that’s the campaign’s way of getting his signature in front of people who got direct deposits.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 00:09 (four years ago) link
like a kid telling his mom about the turd he left in the toilet
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 00:11 (four years ago) link
hen...faps?― dip to dup (rob), Monday, April 27, 2020 4:08 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― dip to dup (rob), Monday, April 27, 2020 4:08 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
lollllll
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 00:43 (four years ago) link