writing a book called '98 Not Out' aged 98 seems a surefire way of ensuring you'll miss the ton tbh
― imago, Sunday, 26 April 2020 09:10 (four years ago) link
The public have made great sacrifices to make lockdown work. They deserve to be part of an adult conversation about what comes next. We are engaging constructively to protect our country and, to that end, I offer a series of considerations for the Prime Minister in my letter. pic.twitter.com/n8ubsUGT8M— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) April 26, 2020
Talking of disinterred and desecrated corpses...
"They deserve to be part of an adult conversation"
Ah one from the bottom shelf from the spineless melt-rectum repository of centrist cliches ...so forensic I'm probably never going to register to vote again in my life!
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 09:16 (four years ago) link
In Brockway's science fiction novel, Purple Plague (1935), a sea liner is quarantined for a decade as a result of a plague. An egalitarian society emerges.[11]
― gyac, Sunday, 26 April 2020 09:20 (four years ago) link
is keir inviting us to partake in phone sex
― He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 April 2020 09:53 (four years ago) link
not read Dunty's erotic piece on him yet, but no doubt phone sex with him would be ... earth shattering!
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 09:57 (four years ago) link
that voice has been known to induce orgasms at Muppet Movie conventions!
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:01 (four years ago) link
unkind to the muppets and unacceptable
― mark s, Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:16 (four years ago) link
http://www.gmhousingaction.com/labour-covid19-renters/
little bit here on him being owned by the landlord lobbies and (shock horror!) watering down Labour's covid 19 landlord policy from rent suspension to rent deferment. hate this creep more and more every day and am developing not very kharmer derangement syndrome.. but all is good!
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:22 (four years ago) link
― gyac, Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:22 (four years ago) link
oh no
― He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:29 (four years ago) link
Ministers have ordered production of up to 50 million new immunity tests as part of what experts hope will be a 'game-changing' development in the battle against Covid-19.A breakthrough by a team of top British scientists means that, by June, people could be able to reliably test whether they have developed immunity to the virus – and then be allowed to return to work and socialise as normal.
― He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:34 (four years ago) link
people could be able to reliably test whether they have developed immunity to the virus – and then be allowed to return to work and socialise as normal.
i don't think that's... how it works
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:36 (four years ago) link
look it’s in the daily mail it must be true
― He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:39 (four years ago) link
History will record it as the "August Spike"
― (don't fear) the starmer (Matt #2), Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:40 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWhQsdeWsAAhtCR?format=jpg&name=small
some are saying the man with the mace won't be a shadow minister for long now the labour party is sensible again.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:40 (four years ago) link
"we need to draw a line under this type of behaviour and have a more respectful public debate"
sir kier is playing the evidence-based bingo game every day
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:49 (four years ago) link
ah yes, the old rheotorical tactic of saying someone ‘claimed’ something outrageous, like 100,000 people were killed by austerity, as a way of deflecting that the figure is actually 130,000 and it comes from ippr research rather than the fevered imagination of a corbynite maniac
― He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:51 (four years ago) link
Labour isn't "opposition" in any sense any more. I fucking despair. let's keep saying the govt are doing their best while pushing the same line as the C-19 hawks in a polite and respectful manner.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 10:56 (four years ago) link
I thought the WHO were saying immunity isn’t guaranteed by already having covid. This isn’t the same thing as saying “you can’t get it again” but it’s enough of a caveat that you should really pause before spunking a big wad of cash on more antibody tests.
― gyac, Sunday, 26 April 2020 11:00 (four years ago) link
Sorry, “you can get it again”.
yeah but this way it looks like you’re doing something and not just thrashing around in a panic because your cabinet is full of some of britain’s most fanatical morons
― He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 April 2020 11:01 (four years ago) link
whoever came up with Immunity Passports is clueless and should be shot
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 11:05 (four years ago) link
a gs suggests it was German scientists that first proposed the idea, but I didnt see their govt talking it up.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 11:11 (four years ago) link
That Brockway statue is about 100m from where I am sitting right now!
― santa clause four (suzy), Sunday, 26 April 2020 11:51 (four years ago) link
i like that you can't quite tell if it's lifesize or not
― mark s, Sunday, 26 April 2020 11:57 (four years ago) link
tbh this is from memory, maybe it's easy to tell (if you know what size FB was in life) but the bus i usually take into e.g. soho no longer passes it
― mark s, Sunday, 26 April 2020 11:58 (four years ago) link
I thought (hoped) you were going to say that Brockway statue is about 100m high.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:08 (four years ago) link
he looks like he's miming changing a lamp in a light fitting.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:11 (four years ago) link
All the better to shine a light on the injustices of imperialism.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:13 (four years ago) link
What.
it just keeps getting worse https://t.co/CL6m2IOjLH— 💕 (@ameliabeing) April 25, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:31 (four years ago) link
Can't read it but wonder if it's the times just having fun
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:32 (four years ago) link
It is from two years ago.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:34 (four years ago) link
Thanks, people are still outraged by 2017 in my timeline
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:36 (four years ago) link
At least now it doesn't read like paranoia at all. Just business as usual for these cunts.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:39 (four years ago) link
not that Sir Forensic will give a flying fuck, it was probably some of his pals who did it.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:45 (four years ago) link
Even Tom Watson was on the right side of the political argument with the big bookies re: advertising and regulation etc. Sir Forensic is in the pocket of fucking Bet365. There isn't no justifying that .. take money from a scumbag like Coates and you are just as morally bankrupt as them and you belong in muppet voice phone-sex hell!
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:56 (four years ago) link
The Ace With The Mace is immunocompromised and either has or had coronavirus so he can be forgiven for being in some distress right now. Unfortunately he also appears to be a bit of an idiot.
One of the reasons for not saying shit like this is that Labour then wastes precious airtime defending themselves from manufactured outrage when they could be using it for something else*. It's going to happen anyway but offering your opponent golden opportunities to gleefully use your statements against you is just self defeating. There are plenty of other public figures who can be relied upon to say things like that, you don't actually need Shadow Ministers to do it even if it makes supporters feel better for two minutes.
Firing him would be excessive but he'll be frogmarched up to make some kind of apology and it gives Starmer the opportunity to indulge in some public halo polishing.
*Not that the leadership is exactly using its airtime well as it stands, but still..
― Matt DC, Sunday, 26 April 2020 13:03 (four years ago) link
i must've missed the lie
― clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 April 2020 13:09 (four years ago) link
Ace with mace is still correct and might be an idiot political operator but he's still worth ten Starmer's. Whose approval rating seems to be slowly going downhill although I don't think his pmq tour de force has kicked in yet.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 13:13 (four years ago) link
If I was LRM I'd go into Starmer's office, head held high, you need to resign Sir Kier your position has become untenable.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 13:22 (four years ago) link
It doesn't really matter that he's correct, sadly. In any case I suspect that Tory MPs love to see Labour MPs banging on about how evil they are, if nothing else it seems to be pretty ineffectual as an attack line. They'd rather be thought of as masters of hard choices than incompetents any day.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 26 April 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link
Leaf from their book: keep repeating the message. By all means take the personalities out of it, but I see no reason not to calmly repeat "austerity kills people" whenever asked.
― clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 April 2020 13:55 (four years ago) link
When the leadership is so fucking weak I'll take a bit of good old fashioned murdering tory scumbags, it's better than Starmer's calculated, careful not to offend opposition that isn't even in the game.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 13:58 (four years ago) link
I prefer physical violence to respectful public debate but 'plot to murder citizens' talk is counter-productive and comes across as histrionic. Agree with the above comment about not wanting to be seen as incompetents. Everyone knows they are cunts, the mistake is in thinking that has any relevance. The person that fixes my roof is a cunt too, and probably ripping me off, but at least he knows how to do it. The lad from the college seems well meaning and has nice notebook but I'm not letting him anywhere near my roof
― anvil, Sunday, 26 April 2020 14:02 (four years ago) link
The public are totally fine with murdering citizens why wouldn't they be? What a silly line of attack
― anvil, Sunday, 26 April 2020 14:03 (four years ago) link
'Austerity kills people' is a message worth repeating, certainly but that's different to 'conspiring to murder'. Let other people say the other bit out loud. But if you want to be in a position to actually end austerity any time in the next decade then you need more than just righteous anger for all the reasons in Anvil's post.
Given that this is now as much about when the lockdown is ended as anything else, it also gifts Boris an open goal, by not ending the lockdown, which has massive public support, it enables him to say proudly that he's saving lives. Which he'll almost certainly do, given that ending the lockdown any time soon would be both impractical and self-defeating.
The trick is to not let him off the hook about the people who did die because he was fucking about two months ago.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 26 April 2020 14:10 (four years ago) link
I actually think Starmer will be outflanking the Tories from the right on austerity just going by how he has attacked them so far.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link
Which is probably why Gideon had a wet patch from Starmer's bravura PMQ jizz fest.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 14:16 (four years ago) link
The Moral line of attack has, what, a 95-100% failure rate? It never works, you're implicitly tarring target voters with the same brush as the people they were considering voting for, how's that supposed to work?
And you have to convince people of two things, not one. You have to convince them that eg Boris is not just bad at stuff but has bad intentions too. Why not just say these guys are just not up to it I'm sure they tried their best but we're not a charity here we haven't got all day
Especially when Labour's achilles heel since the dawn of time has been competency and resolve. They don't know what they're doing and even if they did they lack the balls to do it. wah wah the bad boy punched me miss.
― anvil, Sunday, 26 April 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link
With Corbz and McD you knew they were uncategorically hostile to austerity/UC/the evil PIP reforms. Wouldn't trust this slippery melt (whose campaign was funded by some of the worst people living in tax havens outside this country) to commit to half the stuff in the previous manifesto.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 April 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link