US Politics, April 2020 -- Where's the Vax Returns?

The date.

The fact that there are warnings like "Do not drink" on bottles of bleach makes me realise that Donald Trump can become president.

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) March 6, 2016

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Does anybody get the meaning of what a so-called Noble (not Nobel) Prize is, especially as it pertains to Reporters and Journalists? Noble is defined as, “having or showing fine personal qualities or high moral principles and ideals.” Does sarcasm ever work?

smdh

Parscale/Scavino flop sweat pouring off fingers into two distanced phones, one deleting the moronic tweet while the other one insists it was a trick and you’re dumb for falling for it

The Least Funny Man In The World Wonders Why People Don't Realize He's Being Funny

no, sarcasm neeeever works, i don't see it working all the time, no one understands it

(shits pants) Sarcasm!

Completely incoherent, total lack of urgency. Rambling, defensive, bloodless. We’re on week 7 of this and Pelosi is just now getting around to perhaps, maybe sorta considering a basic income—e.g. the only policy that can meaningfully counter the GOP’s “open the economy” narrative https://t.co/vQsjZL6HSY

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 27, 2020

it's not sarcasm it's a fucking play on words you pathetic sack of horseshit

That tweet is just a bunch of name calling and arrogant overconfidence in his own strategic brilliance. Adam Johnson can bite Pelosi's ass.

Adam Johnson's photo makes me think he bathes in dumpster water. It does not inspire confidence in his strategy prescriptions.

Grancy look like she smells like my grandma, who was buried 41 years ago

just getting down to your level DNCers

I'm considering it a personal victory that I didn't for even a second think the briefings were actually going to end

that Adam Johnson tweet is so bizarre

"I agree with the position Sen. Pelosi's wishes to regard, but she is late in arriving at it & I fuckin hate her, and she did not sound mad enough when she made her statement. Only by yelling like me can we establish your bona fides"

His browser history must be a fucking horrorshow...

WaPo’s headline over the weekend was “House Dems sideline themselves” or something like that

JCLC you know very well that Pelosi will have to be dragged into supporting BMI

the Dems are drifting and I've seen this movie before, just not as an apocalyptic horror matinee

the Dems aren't meeting your standards??? well this is the 1st we're hearing of it!

I sense he’s pretty hated around here but Adam Johnson’s podcast is pretty damn good. I’m a just world those guys would be in NPR.

Nancy is a disgrace and needs to be primaried.

*In a just

FTR "Grancy" is ALMOST as clever as "Obummer" so, points for that.

well I think *** **** wd get me banned

hen...faps?

"I sense he’s pretty hated around here but Adam Johnson’s podcast is pretty damn good." maybe, but like almost every other leftist pundit he's fucking smug and annoying on Twitter.

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/494901-arizona-gop-chair-tells-those-protesting-coronavirus-lockdown-to-dress?fbclid=IwAR0t21ceg93f4PZQCfScKXVL7p12CUK0mroHpR2BAjqQfNDoEOjIaheTi-0

San Juan Mayor Says 'No One' in Puerto Rico Has Received a COVID-19 Stimulus Check

https://time.com/5827679/puerto-rico-stimulus-checks-mayor-coronavirus/

good job keeping your eye in the ball there chuck

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/494764-schumer-to-introduce-no-pr-act-to-stop-trump-from-placing-name-on-stimulus

Granny Dainger, are they meeting YOUR standards?

My mom got a letter today from Trump telling her about the stimulus check he sent her?

Guessing that’s the campaign’s way of getting his signature in front of people who got direct deposits.

like a kid telling his mom about the turd he left in the toilet

hen...faps?

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lollllll

Anyway,

Congrats, everyone. We invented the Holy Roman Empire. pic.twitter.com/9kWRKkIGsw

— Bass Pro Shoppe (@BobbyBigWheel) April 27, 2020

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schtic

― I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, April 27, 2020 11:32 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Granny Dainger, are they meeting YOUR standards?

No. Neither does McDonald's but I don't feel the need to constantly talk about how they don't esp to ppl I've voiced this opinion to many many many many times.

Idaho alone there with the question mark is the most Idaho thing possible

Why did the US (NIH) in 2017 give $3.7m to the Wuhan Lab in China?

Such grants were prohibited in 2014.

Did Pres. Obama grant an exception?

— Rudy W. Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) April 26, 2020

I kinda almost wonder at this point if Rudy isn't a dem plant.

I hate to admit it but Rudy brings up a valid point... which is probably why there was such a strong impeachment case against Obama in late 2019.

#QAnon #WWG1WGA

this may be our last chance to cut the Confederacy loose

I dunno, I think there's a word for this...

ReOpen NC leader says she tested positive for COVID-19 | CBS 17 https://t.co/Os0g2iZjsS

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) April 27, 2020

what's all this shit about General Flynn being exonerated?

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/flynn-hoping-doj-review-pardon-trump-free-legal/story?id=70375190

Lawyers for retired Army Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn said they were given “stunning” evidence from a Justice Department review of former Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s handling of the onetime Trump adviser’s case, but it may not be the total exoneration some anticipate, according to sources familiar with the case.

Some commentators in recent days have been buzzing about documents under protective order in the review of Flynn’s prosecution which they maintain may, if unsealed, be a big step toward clearing the former national security adviser to President Donald Trump, whose criminal case stemming from the Russia probe remains in limbo more than three years after he resigned from the White House.

But while his defense lawyers said in a court filing Friday that the not yet publicly released evidence will help show that their client was “set up and framed” by the FBI, they have not shared any specifics.

Oh well hey if the Justice Department says it's so

The ABC story is markedly more skeptical than the bulletins places like the Federalist have been running on this story.

That Justice dept is going to have to be sandblasted and scrubbed down with bleach, or maybe just bruned to the ground, after Trump exits the white house.

My mom got a letter today from Trump telling her about the stimulus check he sent her?

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, April 27, 2020 5:08 PM (yesterday)

The IRS determined they needed to send out letters to people about the stimulus payments as a kinda "double check" to make sure people received them. It's kinda like when banks send you letters saying they are sending you a new ATM card. ... but the letter went from perfunctory "we sent you money, hope you got it, thx" to political grandstanding.

I got a letter from Donald Trump today
Opened it and read it
It said he was a fucker!

Didn't we get a letter from GWB when they gave us checks after 9-11? I vaguely remember that.

I got my letter yesterday. It must have really chapped his ass to have his name on the Spanish version on the reverse side,