https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/07/revealed-the-secret-report-that-gave-ministers-warning-of-care-home-coronavirus-crisis
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 May 2020 12:04 (four years ago) link
Sturgeon says no decisions have been made at Cobra yet about what Johnson might announce on Sunday - she says there could be a call later today to talk about it, making clear that Scotland could take a separate path— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) May 7, 2020
― stet, Thursday, 7 May 2020 12:25 (four years ago) link
sure is gonna be fun when Scotland stays in lockdown but Westminster withdraws the furlough scheme
― boxedjoy, Thursday, 7 May 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link
Great time for the UK goverment to be testing the Union even further.
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 May 2020 13:05 (four years ago) link
It sounds like some Welsh ministers aren't happy with the testers being sent out by cchq either, they've still got the Stereophonics ringing in their ears
― calzino, Thursday, 7 May 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
tfw capt tom has no trousers and two dicks
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXZaRSiX0AEzJwL?format=jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 7 May 2020 13:35 (four years ago) link
the ODB is defiling a poppy with one of his dicks, will never be able to eat his horror cake face after this!
― calzino, Thursday, 7 May 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link
Xp that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
― gyac, Thursday, 7 May 2020 14:20 (four years ago) link
Fair play to Sub-Zero getting included in that lineup of total legends
― crisp, Thursday, 7 May 2020 14:25 (four years ago) link
one along the "more heroes" window features blobby, raoul moat and the cat-bin lady
― mark s, Thursday, 7 May 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link
I heard capt tom is releasing a charity single a cover of Kevin Gates "I got two dicks!"
― calzino, Thursday, 7 May 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link
one for the plug and one for the load?
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Thursday, 7 May 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
Next time someone makes a song and dance about journalists being vital in holding governments to account, you should play them footage of UK's finest asking questions of government ministers at these daily coronavirus briefings - fucking pathetic.
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 May 2020 16:40 (four years ago) link
Heard that Laura K has switched up her daily opening question from "when will the lockdown end?" to "aren't you ending the lockdown too soon?"
― Matt DC, Thursday, 7 May 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link
Raab says the government is looking very carefully at why BAME people are more at risk. When it gets those findings, it will consider what action to take.
Yeah, real fucking mystery.
― nashwan, Thursday, 7 May 2020 16:54 (four years ago) link
I hear that you and your band have sold your turntables and bought guitars.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:12 (four years ago) link
British media today: "Can I just shock you? I like lockdown - despite what I said earlier." pic.twitter.com/B8LaHq0c22— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) May 7, 2020
― nashwan, Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
If you can craft Daedric Armour in Skyrim, are you still working class?— Rosewood Shoehorn (@apiarism) May 7, 2020
― calzino, Thursday, 7 May 2020 19:40 (four years ago) link
Did the clapping thing happen tonight or has everyone given up on it?
― the fucking cunts treat us like Styx (Matt #2), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link
there was quite a lot around our way, yeah
― stet, Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
I didn't hear anything here in deepest Tory voting West Yorkshire. It's been 20+ degrees today and lots of people are drinking in their gardens and maybe are growing weary of it - idk
― calzino, Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
i think they're saving it for the two world wars and one world cup rally tomorrow
― Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
It happened, and in my estate was followed 30 minutes later by one of the neighbours on a loudspeaker doing a call to iftar prayers.
― santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link
Louder than ever tonight in my neighbourhood - or maybe that's because I had the windows open and wasn't watching the telly or listening to music.
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link
Wildly disappointed in our Scottish contingent today.
Thank you to the hundreds of people who joined our meetings for Glasgow and Fife today.I appreciate your honesty and really value hearing your thoughts on how Labour can win back trust in Scotland. #CallKeir pic.twitter.com/BTS1k4B80Z— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) May 7, 2020
― gyac, Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
wait Starmzy looks pished there
― Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link
Xp Whole street was out here. There's literally hundreds of 'NHS' signs up around and about the place. I mean most are probably the result of parents desperate for something to occupy their kids but still.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
can’t believe i missed my chance to show starmzy my arsehole
― Millennials are using this app to speak in just 3 weeks. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
he looks like he's seen somebody's
― Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
i’ve let us all down and i’m distraught tbh
― Millennials are using this app to speak in just 3 weeks. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
i didn't realise that both that twat from the manic street preachers and frank bough are living in Scotland now
― calzino, Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link
i didn't realise that oh wait i see what you mean
― Flaneuring Bevan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link
frank bough in a banana suit
― Millennials are using this app to speak in just 3 weeks. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:31 (four years ago) link
nicky wire in a *redacted*
Can’t believe @Keir_Starmer just said to the camera man ‘did you get all you need?’ as caught on @SkyNews #ClapForOurCarers #NHSclap @DailyMailUK pic.twitter.com/Hr9YwszjdC— Freddie Hickman (@freddiehickman_) May 7, 2020
have you got what you need says establishment lackey son of a tool maker.
― calzino, Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:40 (four years ago) link
Corbyn's version was more like: Have you finished tearing flesh off my face whilst superimposing the Kremlin into my backdrop and then completely misquoting me.
― calzino, Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:44 (four years ago) link
“Have you got what you need?” = “get the fuck out of my garden” or a VERY common interaction between broadcast journalists and their subjects.
― santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link
Nobody on my street claps but the next door neighbour has played 'we'll meet again' at ear splitting volume exactly at 8 PM for the past 5 nights followed by 'YNWA' and 'Land of Hope and Glory'. Not sure what's going on there tbh.
― oscar bravo, Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link
One England flag and one Union flag across the rose garden, bleah.
― santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link
You'll have to be a bit more specific on which twat tbh.
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link
top right hand corner and underneath!
― calzino, Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link
oh yeah!
― calzino, Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
at least the manic street preachers aren't the stereophonics tho
“Have you got what you need?” = “get the fuck out of my garden”
it was spoken more like he was talking to friends tbh. Seeing as they are currently blowing so much smoke up his worthless arse he wouldn't that impolite to them!
― calzino, Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link
nothing has been learned from the folly of 2015 Labour despite Ed being on the team, these wankers in his garden will turn against him at a later more opportune moment and meanwhile millions of people will really be politically homeless rather than the term just being posturing nonsense used by posh people to undermine the left and ethnic and social underclass self interest voters.
― calzino, Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link
I’m that cameraman he was talking to - he asked me as a way to clear the path to bring his daughter over from across the road. https://t.co/IAhgybr5W2— Marc Ward (@MarcStevenPhoto) May 7, 2020
― gyac, Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link
― stet, Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link
I gotta stop hitting “Post Anyway”
― stet, Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:54 (four years ago) link
TELEGRAPH: @Keir_Starmer : we owe it to VE Day generation to protect them from virus in care homes #TomorrowsPapersToday pic.twitter.com/59BgkJvG6X— Neil Henderson (@hendopolis) May 7, 2020
― stet, Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link
that should win over the button-tuftons easily, great job starmzy
― Millennials are using this app to speak in just 3 weeks. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 May 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link