this is the guy many people think is the worlds #1 genius lol
― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 01:32 (four years ago) link
his defenders are saying he didn't literally meant he went to Buca to eat that Sunday even though he p clearly implies that in his follow-up posts.
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 May 2020 01:33 (four years ago) link
see i wldve gone with he was just havin a laugh
― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 01:34 (four years ago) link
there is a massive closed and abandoned buca de beppo in my town which everyone hates b/c no one is taking care of the building so it has an extra layer for me
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 May 2020 01:39 (four years ago) link
this is hilarious
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2020 02:37 (four years ago) link
I thought he was referencing jail and scorsese
― Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 May 2020 02:56 (four years ago) link
Listening to neon neon and tried to explain delorean as like musk, thought i was being all crazy insightful lol, but thread was on it. years ago. btw that album is still fun.
― inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Thursday, 14 May 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link
delorean actually was very good at making cars to begin with tho, no? just not when he branched out alone
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 14 May 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link
i told my kid that my recall was that he was trying some different design stuff (didnt the car have different sized wheels or something?) not to mention facilities location. You’re right tho he was at least a car guy making cars.
― inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Thursday, 14 May 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link
first you monsters deny elon the title of 'engineer'. now you would take away 'car guy'? And after previously awarding that title to a poster that admits to not even owning a car!
― Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 May 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link
https://mixmag.net/read/grimes-elon-musk-baby-name-burial-archangel-news
― pomenitul, Thursday, 14 May 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link
Well said! Please run for office. The politicians & unelected bureaucrats who stole our liberty should be tarred, feathered & thrown out of town!— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 15, 2020
so I had a short stint at a small stealth-mode cybersecurity startup once. my boss told me he had heard from one of the Y Combinator founders at a party that Elon Musk believed in Bostrom's simulation argument, but with one small amendment: that he, Elon Musk, was Real— biz malarkey🌹 (@uhshanti) May 7, 2018
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 May 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, May 13, 2020 8:39 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
You probably ought to check whether Elon Musk is hiding out in there
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 15 May 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link
oh good pic.twitter.com/CBigbC8ffE— Cynical Bathtub (@cynical_bathtub) May 17, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 17 May 2020 18:58 (four years ago) link
I love that these conspiracy nuts still overwhelmingly like to adopt the hip lingo of a 20+ year old movie and haven't found anything else to latch onto in recent years
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:02 (four years ago) link
nothing else has utilized the duster as effectively
― lag∞n, Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link
funny thing is if there was ever a pill you could take to go under and live in a dream world and have lots of money and sex these would be the first people to sign up for that shit
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link
*morpheus voice* in a sense thats what theyre doing
― lag∞n, Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
Yeah, because he was an idea guy at Pontiac, which was GM's 'engineering' division where a lot of concepts got tried out first (mid-size performance cars, rubber bumpers, hidden wipers, optic cable radio antennas inside windshields etc.), and things started downhill for when he was promoted to the more conservative Chevrolet.
After he broke loose, his own company had a lot of problems getting started (among other things, coming along after a number of similar other failed 'performance/safety car' startups littered throughout the 70s didn't help), and when production finally began, they made the mistake of using underpowered Renault engines.
And then, yeah, cocaine...
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:40 (four years ago) link
Fuck both of you— Lilly Wachowski (@lilly_wachowski) May 17, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link
nice
― lag∞n, Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link
<3
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 May 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link
This is Grimes' mom. Thanksgiving is going to be fun. pic.twitter.com/7i3oLnzvrO— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) May 17, 2020
― peace, man, Monday, 18 May 2020 01:46 (four years ago) link
everything seems normal
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2020 01:48 (four years ago) link
still don’t understand why he included the rose emoji with that post
― Dan S, Monday, 18 May 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link
He self identifies as Tuxedo Mask
― Fetchboy, Monday, 18 May 2020 05:48 (four years ago) link
the red pill is actually democratic socialism
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 May 2020 07:50 (four years ago) link
Funny thing about Grimes's mom is that she was a Tesla-owning Elon Musk fangirl well before her daughter started dating him.
― jaymc, Monday, 18 May 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link
sounds like she has been red pilled since then.. about elon musk
― mh, Monday, 18 May 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link
its sad when your enthusiasm for a luxury electric vehicle brand is marred by your daughter having the child of its psycho ceo
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2020 14:10 (four years ago) link
the classic tragedy
― DJP, Monday, 18 May 2020 14:16 (four years ago) link
elonmusk @ coronavirus
― imago, Monday, 18 May 2020 14:25 (four years ago) link
and its more famous prequel, elonmusk space x
This is a thread about what it’s like to be Elon Musk’s neighbor.— Rachel Monroe (@rachmonroe) May 21, 2020
― Bleeqwot (sic), Friday, 22 May 2020 07:48 (four years ago) link
brutal
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link
these fucking people
So do you want him to personally apologize for being the only person really making strides to make the world a better place? And actually executing ideas? Cool keep up the good work— Noya (@NoyaOfficial) May 21, 2020
Saving hmanity is worth the inconvenience.— Jub 🖖🧢 ☂️ (@hjub) May 22, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 May 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link
the cartoon in that string ha
― inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Friday, 22 May 2020 15:16 (four years ago) link
Breaking news:
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/may/25/elon-musk-grimes-change-baby-name-roman-numerals-look-better
― pomenitul, Monday, 25 May 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link
Musk said that he told Behnken and Hurley's kids: "We've done everything we can to make sure your dads come back."— Miriam Kramer (@mirikramer) May 27, 2020
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
as trump told the widow of a dead special forces soldier, 'he knew what he signed up for'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link
"we'll see what happens"
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
"there's always the AZ-5"
― Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link
Saved by the weather, lucky bastards
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
Musk looks like a face transplant recipient. I don't know if it's the Michael Jackson stubble or what.
― Sam Weller, Thursday, 28 May 2020 08:22 (four years ago) link
he and zuck def rolled straight outta the uncanny valley
― inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Thursday, 28 May 2020 12:34 (four years ago) link
^ yes. They look like video game representations of themselves.
― calstars, Thursday, 28 May 2020 13:34 (four years ago) link
idk what Zuck's excuse is but Elon's definitely had a ton of implants put into his face so that he can look good from precisely one angle
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 May 2020 13:41 (four years ago) link
Uncanny Valley, CAPop. 2
― inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Thursday, 28 May 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link
zuckerberg clearly some sort of not quite human inter dimensional traveler
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 May 2020 14:33 (four years ago) link
boom
The SpaceX Starship rocket prototype SN4 exploded after an engine test this afternoon in Texas.Credit: @LabPadre livestream https://t.co/aPJknKdl6M pic.twitter.com/gXKWTH0VLn— Michael Sheetz (@thesheetztweetz) May 29, 2020
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link