watching something taped before christmas and in one ad break i've just had
tesco club card plus casablanca adthe coca cola tongue adamazon warehouse 'donna's cakes!' ad
― koogs, Sunday, 17 May 2020 17:28 (four years ago) link
The advert for thrush medicine where she winks like she's flirting with a yeast infection.
― Mud... jam... failure (aldo), Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link
that is a mindfuckingly camp advert
― come out you melts and bams (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 May 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
There is a lynx ad where a bloke back in time, girl, lockers, hyperspace, girl sprays both of them and they go off together, all that, fine.
For some reason there's a squirrel doing some dance right at the end near a can of lynx. Only, a previous version had the squirrel dancing with the can.
Lets just say, it didn't look like he was dancing...
― Mark G, Monday, 18 May 2020 06:34 (four years ago) link
Lloyds Fucking Bank at it again
― come out you melts and bams (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 May 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link
Kind of amazing that advertisers still think using CGI to make it appear animals or, worse, babies, can talk is a good idea. I mean, "Babe" was 25 years ago and the technology looks cheaper and less convincing now than it did then. Also, am I imagining it, or was this a gimmick that took off for a while, then disappeared, and has only started being used again in the last few years?
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 May 2020 12:17 (three years ago) link
I hope Jamie Oliver dies of Rona soon
― Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 May 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link
"Jonny Fluffypunk" get tae fuck
― Mambo Number 5 was a number one jam (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 May 2020 19:22 (three years ago) link
Itch - flea treatment subscription through the post. comes in a custom cardboard box that basically tells the whole world the situation.
(similarly, i wonder what happens if you send your kids to school in Geox anti-stink trainers)
that numan ED advert seems to be in every ad break i see recently
― koogs, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link
"sequences shortened"
― koogs, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link
shows I've been watching far too much daytime TV, but those "sponsored by" ads on Come Dine With Me, featuring actors mispronouncing the brandname "Galbani" in ways that suggest they have had an alarming variety of serious brain injuries
― Neil S, Monday, 22 June 2020 13:11 (three years ago) link
I hate where you're expected to buy into a premise that is patently untrue - like Galbani being a difficult word to pronounce. The cunts are getting paid enough they should be able to come up with something better.
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 22 June 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link
Robinson's juice, where the kid in court says "what would you like to order". DIE BART DIE
Mind you, I have found out how much actors in a famous ad chain mentioned upthread get and <mindblown.gif>.
― Mud... jam... failure (aldo), Monday, 22 June 2020 14:04 (three years ago) link
xp OTM- it can't be difficult to come up with an ad that doesn't utterly humiliate the actors involved
― Neil S, Monday, 22 June 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link
Like all right-thinking people I've wanted Anthony and Declan to die in agony for a long time, but the new adverts are taking that desire to a higher level
― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link
are they still conceptualising marketing campaigns for Santander in excruciating fashion?
― Neil S, Saturday, 27 June 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link
They are "spontaneously" reuniting "ordinary people" via the magic of the Internet for some reason I've been too radge to fathom
― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link
Check, Change, Go.
oh, lauren, what are you doing?
the sky adverts were bad enough.
― koogs, Thursday, 23 July 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link
You can shove "Come Together" up your arse
Cunt who voices the Weetabix advert better hope we're never introduced
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 August 2020 12:33 (three years ago) link
(that's Nick Frost, Mike from Spaced)
― koogs, Saturday, 8 August 2020 13:13 (three years ago) link
Excellent, yet another reason to despise him
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 August 2020 13:23 (three years ago) link
I didn't realise that was actually Danny Dyer's daughter in that Surf advert.
― Mud... jam... failure (aldo), Saturday, 8 August 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link
Any of several ads in which adults with camera phones behave like giddy toddlers because they're allowed to eat fast food again
― or something, Saturday, 8 August 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
Hey Google? Play my whales mating playlist.
― peace, man, Monday, 24 August 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link
Brb, have to withdraw all my money from Lloyd's bank.
― koogs, Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link
"My favourite is the cottage pie. No; the lasagne."
― koogs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
In the spirit of responsible posting I'm not going to describe the violence I've fantasised about inflicting on the new Asda advert man
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
Shot and edited on iPhone
(Additional software and hardware used)
― koogs, Monday, 14 September 2020 01:29 (three years ago) link
you wait ages for an advert for underwear made from bamboo and then two come along at once.
the 'isn't it good to share' mobile phone advert is misleading, i think - in all the examples you see the thing (pizza, bicycle, sandwiches...) being shared grows in size before the sharing, which isn't the case with your data.
― koogs, Saturday, 19 September 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link
gee willikins the current Sainsbury's advert is bad bad bad
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 September 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link
These Nationwide "poets" aren't even trying any more are they?
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link
"I am not a poetLiving is the poem..."
― Mark G, Monday, 28 September 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link
I should probably stop watching re-runs of Star Trek TNG on the Horror Channel, but for inexplicable algorithmic reasons during the breaks they show a Barbie ad, which is truly stroke-inducing in its twee awfulness
― Neil S, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 09:43 (three years ago) link
the girl imagining she's giving a lecture? horrible
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 10:31 (three years ago) link
that's the one!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 10:35 (three years ago) link
The guy in the latest nationwide ad had managed to achieve the most hateable hair and beard combination I've ever seen, I can't even look at him
― or something, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 10:55 (three years ago) link
I agree, but I am ashamed to admit that his joke is... almost funny?
― Neil S, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 11:02 (three years ago) link
I'm sorry but I can't get past his head
― or something, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 11:17 (three years ago) link
it's not a joke, it's a poem
apparently
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 11:45 (three years ago) link
apparently poems are just saying stuff now
I went for a big shit this morningIt's great having a house with a bogCheers Nationwide
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 11:46 (three years ago) link
that particular one doesn't make me want to permanently deafen myself like all the others, so that's something
― Neil S, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:37 (three years ago) link
wait, the hateable yoga ad or the equally hateable bedroom door ad?
― koogs, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:43 (three years ago) link
The one with a man who's head would look the same if it was put on upside down
― or something, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link
The worst recent poem is the woman given a cake in the coffee shop.
― pedantly admonishment (aldo), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:49 (three years ago) link
still feel like Jonny Fluffypunk takes the cake for being called Jonny Fluffypunk
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link
cake one very bad but brother coming in my bedroom one even worse for just saying stuff
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:52 (three years ago) link
Poll?
― or something, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link
remember when all the adverts were fake zoom calls with the asian one forgetting to unmute and the obligatory pet interruption at the end? seems like a million years ago.
the meta go-compare ads need to stop.
― koogs, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link
has anybody noticed on the current Vanish carpet cleaner ads that the voiceover dude says "revive carpets" in this really weird aggro way?
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link