if hodges had been given the ilx hazing treatment aged 19-30 he might've turned out like me đ
― imago, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 11:47 (four years ago) link
I like to think Glenda is sitting there smoking and drinking, regardless of the hour, only acknowledging Dan when she absolutely has to.
@Ginabellman You think that's bad. I recently found out my mum has been spelling my middle name wrong for 47 years...— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) March 9, 2016
― gyac, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 11:48 (four years ago) link
wait is he 50 omg
― imago, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 11:49 (four years ago) link
ahhahaha he is FIFTY
This is how I feel realising youâre only a couple of years younger than me.
― gyac, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 11:51 (four years ago) link
:o
― imago, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 11:51 (four years ago) link
One MP has received 1,000 emails overnight complaining about Dominic Cummings. Iâm told this extract is typical of most of them. MPs worried this is causing irreparable damage. pic.twitter.com/O3ZJbYpUZw— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) May 26, 2020
― gyac, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 11:52 (four years ago) link
sorry your culture-war dog-whistle didn't work
NEW - YouGov poll59% think Dominic Cummings should resign (up from 52% at the weekend) pic.twitter.com/h0Jxch9poJ— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) May 26, 2020
― stet, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 11:59 (four years ago) link
#AccidentalPartridge pic.twitter.com/GJrLC6tzA4— Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) May 26, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:09 (four years ago) link
lol
Downing Street lobby briefingNo10 spokesman said that when they said Dominic Cummings was âat homeâ through April, he didnât actually know where he was and just knew he wasnât at work. âIt was very obvious at the time that what I was setting out was that he wasnât at workâ. 𧗠Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) May 26, 2020
― gyac, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:09 (four years ago) link
Read that as Dominic Cummings didn't actually know where he was - which would explain the phone conversation with Johnson that neither could remember any details of.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:28 (four years ago) link
I must admit I can absolutely believe Cummings shitting himself, freaking out and losing his marbles when he thought he had the 'rona.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:31 (four years ago) link
That's pretty much what happened.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:31 (four years ago) link
Looks like it. Have a word with him, Tracer Hand.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:33 (four years ago) link
That would have been totally survivable though â "I panicked when I got the Rona and made a bad mistake and I'm sorry" would have more than done the job (and might have covered the birthday trip when it inevitably came up). It's the arrogance that's done for him
― stet, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:39 (four years ago) link
My mum: âAre you going to be doing more stuff defending Cummingsâ. Me: âYesâ. My mum: âThen youâre an idiotâ. So thatâs going well then...— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) May 26, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:39 (four years ago) link
if he apologised he would be failing in his mission to act as a lightning rod, trolling the media & making them look incompetent, & making everyone talk about him instead of rona
― The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:42 (four years ago) link
Talking about him is talking about rona though.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:43 (four years ago) link
Tory MPs in marginals getting jumpy is one thing, Tories in safe seats is another.
― gyac, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:45 (four years ago) link
indirectly, it's a sideshow, an outlet for public anger that might otherwise have a more politically useful target, as he gets to play the maverick villainous arrogant bad egg while making clear none of the rest of the govt had any idea. whether he eventually gets sacrificed or not the longer this goes on the less time the uk death toll is in the headlines
― The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link
I note starmer is really going hard on the nandy-concerned-eyebrows in his rona-related weirdly slow, cloying announcements. this shows more humility than the more imperious, disdainful furrowed brow of blair
― The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:49 (four years ago) link
if I was starmzy Iâd be tempted to just bunt johnsonâs line back at him by saying âpeople can make their own minds up and donât think any reasonable observer would support what heâs done, particularly in light of all the sacrifices ordinary people have made for two months up and down the country.â
― ||||||||, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:55 (four years ago) link
There is no way this shitshow is 5D chess. The rona isn't going anywhere while this plays out; it's just waiting in the queue
― stet, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link
Not really convinced the sacrificial lamb tactic is viable when everything is about the pandemic. Public anger at Cummings' behaviour is directly connected with the government's handling of the crisis.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:03 (four years ago) link
meh, while Cummings stays in post it kind of is, if he goes over this - sacked, resigns, shot by concerned passerby with silver bullet - it'll not be thought of as a government failing by anybody who matters after a fortnight
― Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:07 (four years ago) link
Well he isn't going is he?
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:07 (four years ago) link
and the effect will be broadly the same i suspect, forgotten given time, not directly linked to poor, too loyal BoJo and way down the list of this government's demonstrable faults and failings by the time another election comes round
― Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:09 (four years ago) link
it's not that he shouldn't be sacked and it's not that people aren't angry but it's not the kind of anger amongst the kind of people at the kind of time that will effect much political change. it slots neatly into the one-thought-at-a-time functioning of our news media, is all
― Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:11 (four years ago) link
Sorry, I forgot that everyone itt is thinking about the next election when I'm thinking no further than the end of the week. Mea culpa.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:12 (four years ago) link
sadly enough the likely best outcome from a Starmzfront Labour point of view would be for him to stay in post and then this to be revisited in a legit post-Rona enquiry but i can't build up much excitement for that prospect
― Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:13 (four years ago) link
I've not recovered from the last election, I feel like my synapses, or whatever, have been so burnt out I can barely even process the word 'election'.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:14 (four years ago) link
yeah i'm not saying anybody is "wrong" to be angry. i broadly agree that this kind of public anger is fuel to a Cummings and distracts from what the government are actually doing and what they want to do but i wouldn't make a whole shtick out of that.
― Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:21 (four years ago) link
also this thread is for bad jokes and howling it isn't the Fifth International so
― Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:25 (four years ago) link
Yes, it's distracting from what they're doing â but even if we were focused on that nothing would change there this week, they'd brush it, say the comparisons were wrong, etc etc. You might get a bit more attention on Brexit, but the country isn't interested in that now.Meantime there's a big scalp up for grabs, one which Johnson has glued himself to in a way that has cost him 20 points already. Even if nothing more comes of it than a love-to-see-it resignation, it's worth a bit of a distraction to get it.
― stet, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:28 (four years ago) link
I think this is only a minor distraction. Anyone see video of that huge queue for the food bank in Elephant & Castle shopping centre? I mean, the economic contraction and fall out has potential to really blow up this summer and beyond xp
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:29 (four years ago) link
If Cummings really is holding the different factions of the cabinet if not together, then in check, it's hard to know what kind of impact keeping him / turfing him out is going to have on all of the more important stuff.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:36 (four years ago) link
someone said if domcum goes, BJ will have to deal with a load of resignations. who will resign? domcum's staff or cabinet ministers?
― young dom full of cum (||||||||), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link
5D chess is nonsense bc it suggests a level of control and order which is impossible. this is just 'flooding the zone with shit', in keeping w/ the disruptive agent of chaos modus operandi that has characterised this wing of the right.
― The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link
Pretty obvious that Johnson doesn't think Cummings leaving the government is a minor distraction.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link
that strategy doesn't usually call for the shit to be yr own suicide, but xp
― stet, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link
iâd venture a guess that the economic consequences of many millions of people out of work will be more severe, and more transformative long-term(for better or for worse) than anyone is yet grasping. itâs absolutely massive and the characteristics of this virus mean no quick solutions. this government is absolutely not up to the challenge. a scandal of this size and shape will look, in retrospect, like a day out at, er barnard castle.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link
TS: 'flooding the zone with shit' vs. 5D chess
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link
5D chess but all the dimensions are indistinguishable from shit
― mark s, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:47 (four years ago) link
― gyac, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:49 (four years ago) link
it's the birthday present from me to you
― young dom full of cum (||||||||), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:50 (four years ago) link
Btw I agree with the theory I saw earlier on twitter, which is that this whole thing has fucked what most of us assume is the governmentâs intention to shift the blame to the public.
― gyac, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:51 (four years ago) link
Gove will tie himself in knots trying to decide whether to go. Obviously if he goes before DC he cuts off someone he has really put his neck out for and looks like a moron. But if he goes after, he looks pro-DC and has the country hate him more â sacking DC would be a popular move right now. I think he'll stay.
― stet, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:52 (four years ago) link
and yeah, any blame at all that could have landed on the public goes straight to DC now
he's a wrecking machine
― Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:55 (four years ago) link
Yes, Dominic Cummings specifically will be blamed for it and the government after that. It still makes him a human shield.
They don't even need to flood the zone with shit in order to keep the death toll off the front pages, the death toll has been off the front pages for weeks now. They could just drop SHOPS OPEN YAY type announcements for weeks and most of the press would happily play ball.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:55 (four years ago) link