okay so why did I actually come back and look at the pictures here
― HI DERE, Thursday, 3 April 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
#3 made me have real, uncontrollable lolz at work
― Jordan, Thursday, 3 April 2008 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link
what DP said.
― Dandy Don Weiner, Thursday, 3 April 2008 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't stop looking at it. Why hasn't anyone uncovered the story on this guy yet? I would but I'm too busy although obv not busy enough to keep me coming back and staring in awe.
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
jaymc is in peru.
― Jordan, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
ACE computers has a "contact us" page. Someone could ask!
http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/contact_us.php?osCsid=08cccbc03e722cf7054d1957577a0c49
― dan m, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
He's the real deal.
― Bobbi Peru, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link
please tell me it's a joke!
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
People, a serious warning: just don't try to google for more information, he's not alone :-(((
http://i26.tinypic.com/2edquwx.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Jesus Christ, these really are the end times. :-((((((
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
DNS info for that domain points to 81ak3 3ng315 Google search reveals of Crazy 81ak3's Computers & Crazy 81ak3's Military Surplus Shop also of the Franklin County Sheriff's Department 3ng✧✧✧@fcsher✧✧✧.o✧✧ Seems like just a good ol' southern deputy type.
― Bnad, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
of Crazy 81ak3's Computers & Crazy 81ak3's Military Surplus Shop
"Zed's dead, baby...Zed's dead."
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Are those bottles of Captain Morgan's and Kahlua on his desk?
― milo z, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link
latebloomer?
― gff, Thursday, 3 April 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
The unibrow, ohhh the unibrow.
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 April 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
On pic 2.
Okay, that reads like it's turning you on.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 3 April 2008 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link
-- gff, Thursday, April 3, 2008 9:01 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
i knew someone would say that, lol
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 April 2008 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
As resident awful liquor expert, I can confirm that the rum is in fact Sailor Jerry's brand spiced rum, not captain morgans
― John Justen, Thursday, 3 April 2008 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
x-post
when i took those photos
J/K, dude is in way better shape than i am
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 April 2008 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Dear god, it just gets worse.
keep 'em comin...
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 3 April 2008 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
guys just imagine what that room smells like. don't imagine too hard though.
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 April 2008 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
...all this thigh hair is scaring me.
― Michael Servetus, Thursday, 3 April 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
wow!
― gbx, Thursday, 3 April 2008 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
If I posed like that second guy, I'd have to use a DS Phat...
― snoball, Thursday, 3 April 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
it really does look like Russel Brand
― Ronan, Thursday, 3 April 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/iherdsomething3.jpg
Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth.
― gbx, Thursday, 3 April 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.achewood.com/rsrc/img/lyle_blog.gif
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 3 April 2008 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link
x-post - I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you, gbx.
― ENBB, Friday, 4 April 2008 01:15 (sixteen years ago) link
For some reason I can see Nick Cave being this guy had he grown up in the American South.
― joygoat, Friday, 4 April 2008 03:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Was it the Guitar Hero controller, or the Xbox?
― David R., Friday, 4 April 2008 04:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh wait - it's the Flannery O'Connor anthology he shoved in his speedo.
― David R., Friday, 4 April 2008 04:52 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i27.tinypic.com/15eisep.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 4 April 2008 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link
oh shi--
― gff, Friday, 4 April 2008 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Tracer when did Vice hire you to start threads?
― Mackro Mackro, Friday, 4 April 2008 05:46 (sixteen years ago) link
If you look at the bigger version of the "August 2009" pic, the boxes on the bed read "Winchester", "Magitech", and "Remington", so I guess they are real bullets. Though the information about the military surplus shop already confirmed that, I guess.
Would you say that only in America can someone be a gamer nerd and a survivalist gun nut at the same time?
― Tuomas, Friday, 4 April 2008 06:14 (sixteen years ago) link
I dunno, you could probably do some bitchin' gamer-nerd-gun-nuttery in parts of Central and South America.
― en i see kay, Friday, 4 April 2008 06:16 (sixteen years ago) link
pretty much anywhere there are guns and games
― remy bean, Friday, 4 April 2008 06:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, but in Finland for example, the gamer nerds and gun enthusiasts are two groups that don't really overlap at all.
― Tuomas, Friday, 4 April 2008 06:20 (sixteen years ago) link
right
― John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 06:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, okay, I guess this is possible in any country where gun culture is more in the mainstream. I didn't meant to disparage USA.
― Tuomas, Friday, 4 April 2008 06:22 (sixteen years ago) link
The USA: We're not alone in being turned on by guns, we swear! IT'S A COMMON KINK. GET OVER IT. JEEZ.
― en i see kay, Friday, 4 April 2008 06:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Concessions are made in many countries in lieu of any possible sexual contact with women.
― Eric H., Friday, 4 April 2008 06:35 (sixteen years ago) link
That first pose on the bed looks like it could have been influenced by someone's sundae picture.
― StanM, Friday, 4 April 2008 09:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Why's he got some kind of pink dildo in place of the magazine on that uzi thing?
― Mark C, Friday, 4 April 2008 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I think of this dude as some kind of unfrozen noble savage who just happened to get dug up and revived in the wrong backyard.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 4 April 2008 09:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Nu-Eegah
― Tom D., Friday, 4 April 2008 09:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Insano Man
― latebloomer, Friday, 4 April 2008 12:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Hahah.
"Watch out for snakes...one kind in particular."
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 April 2008 12:52 (sixteen years ago) link