(note the fresh marihuana plant he's always carrying :-) )
― StanM, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:52 (seventeen years ago)
hey, pleasant plains. do you know john kushmaul (sp?)? he was a courtroom sketch artist for a time here for the local tv station he used to work for. forget which one.
― andrew m., Monday, 29 June 2009 19:58 (seventeen years ago)
How can one get a job doing courtroom sketches? I wld be very good at it.
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:58 (seventeen years ago)
I know John well. He was a sketch artist for the Susan McDougal trial. I tried to find one of his, but none of them are online. He was on CNN and everything! There was another trial he sketched for, though I can't remember what it would have been. Something federal here in town.
Abbot, our friend just grabbed a seat in the gallery, drew his sketch and sold it to the networks. He had to show up pretty early, and I don't know what kind of arrangements he went through to get all of his art stuff in there.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:02 (seventeen years ago)
Huh! Maybe I could just do it for fun.
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)
that 1 woman's suit jacket is kinda nuts
― surm, Monday, June 29, 2009 1:32 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
I'm pretty sure that was one of the victims who spoke -- she was all "EXCUSE me Judge Chin, I WAS NEXT. It's MY TURN TO SPEAK."
― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)
i didn't know he did it freelance! cool.
― andrew m., Monday, 29 June 2009 20:05 (seventeen years ago)
You're way too good for this, Abbott. But maybe it could be a way to get noticed?
― StanM, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:05 (seventeen years ago)
It's one arena where I wldn't have to feel I was competing with giants whose quality I cld never achieve.
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)
I also only just learned that these people don't actually work for the court. Outside the court today there was a sketch on a stand right in front of the door and a camera crew all around it -- I guess they didn't want to wait until they got the drawing back to the studio or something. It was very surreal looking though.
― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:07 (seventeen years ago)
Does anyone understand the perspective in this one? Is the bald officer sitting to the right of the Dutch terrorist or behind him?
http://www.depers.nl/UserFiles/Image/2008/200808/20080822/ANP%20TEKENING%20JAN%20HENSEMA_samir%20A.jpg
― StanM, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)
Could be one for Up-the-arse corner
― j.o.n.a, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)
If you imagine the blue bit to be the officer's jeans, rather than the terrorist's chair.
― j.o.n.a, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:11 (seventeen years ago)
I think I'll start bringing Prismacolors to work and doing these as practice.
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)
Wait, why does the witness get to look at a computer screen?
I think that's one of the judges (black toga, just like the other one)
― StanM, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)
Dutch judges look like this:
http://images.volkskrant.com/enuser/www/en_img/2009/02/img-090209-138.onlineBild.jpg
― StanM, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
Isn't there a person in court who writes down everything that's being said? Maybe that's him.
― Tuomas, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
The STENOGRAPHER, a damn fine job.
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:16 (seventeen years ago)
Lawyers wear those togas too (same accused, same sketcher)
http://www.nrc.nl/multimedia/archive/00071/samirA3__1__5652_71270a.jpg
― StanM, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)
i love courtroom sketches
the computer screen is for the document projector in case they have to talk about a document
― harbl, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:18 (seventeen years ago)
thx
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:19 (seventeen years ago)
His glasses are all wrong too - how can we see the right glass? (in the drawing with the bald officer)
― StanM, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:20 (seventeen years ago)
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02oRcNA5Pv5ky/610x.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2007/12/11/alg_vick-sketch.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/08/06/alg_sketch.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:24 (seventeen years ago)
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/06nEdpJ1Gz2HW/520x.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:25 (seventeen years ago)
Interviewing the victim:
http://www.ad.nl/multimedia/archive/00081/Spong_bepleit_vrijsp_81352a.jpg
― StanM, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:25 (seventeen years ago)
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05nh31M2vPgnV/520x.jpghttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dv68I592ccQH/520x.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:26 (seventeen years ago)
Gift that keeps on, etc
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-12/43791916.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/422063500_dd6b6c6794.jpg
― great gabbneb's ghost (jaymc), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/02/23/gal_jane-rosenberg_4.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:41 (seventeen years ago)
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/02/23/gal_jane-rosenberg_7.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:42 (seventeen years ago)
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/02/23/gal_jane-rosenberg_5.jpg
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/02/23/gal_jane-rosenberg_9.jpg
scared to think what that tiny broom was for
― andrew m., Monday, 29 June 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)
Dutch Courtrooms:
http://www.willemswereld.nl/thumbs/LAROOY%20Ivry%20251108%20copy_720x523.jpg[Removed Illegal Image]http://www.willemswereld.nl/thumbs/Tarik%20B%20copy_720x476.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 29 June 2009 21:58 (seventeen years ago)
What is Frankenstein's monster accusing that man of?
― Chubby Checker Psycho (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 29 June 2009 22:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.refdag.nl/media/foto/2007/45908-a.jpg
Dutch criminal and once kidnapper of Heineken boss Willem Holleeder at the front here, looking like a lawyer himself.
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 June 2009 22:30 (seventeen years ago)
http://peterdehaas.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345249cd69e20112790e3c9528a4-pi
(Holland) This looks like a cosy livingroom, with the press (right) all chuckling at something
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 June 2009 22:32 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.refdag.nl/media/foto/2006/29413-a.jpg
Mohammed B., the guy who killed Theo van Gogh
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 June 2009 22:34 (seventeen years ago)
i thought the thread title was referring to this sort of thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATchtxXAOjE
― spiritual giant Cubby Culbertson (omar little), Monday, 29 June 2009 23:47 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/artistrendition.jpg
Paris Hilton, again
The trial is being heard by Chief U.S. District Judge Federico Moreno, who reacted with surprise when Hilton gave him a little wave before testifying. "I've never had a witness wave at me before," the judge cracked.In another exchange, Moreno was puzzled by the title of Hilton's current reality show, "My New BFF.""What does that mean?" he said. After Hilton gave the title — "Paris Hilton's My New Best Friend Forever" — the judge remarked "This will be my best case forever."Without missing a beat, Hilton replied "You're my best judge forever."At one point, Hilton was testifying about how full her schedule was during rehearsals for her next film, 2008's "The Hottie & The Nottie," when Moreno interrupted."Was it better than this one?" the judge said, referring to "Pledge This!"."It was really good," Hilton answered with a giggle. Along with the heels, Hilton wore an all-black sleeveless dress tied at the back and sported diamond rings and a bracelet.
In another exchange, Moreno was puzzled by the title of Hilton's current reality show, "My New BFF."
"What does that mean?" he said. After Hilton gave the title — "Paris Hilton's My New Best Friend Forever" — the judge remarked "This will be my best case forever."
Without missing a beat, Hilton replied "You're my best judge forever."
At one point, Hilton was testifying about how full her schedule was during rehearsals for her next film, 2008's "The Hottie & The Nottie," when Moreno interrupted.
"Was it better than this one?" the judge said, referring to "Pledge This!".
"It was really good," Hilton answered with a giggle. Along with the heels, Hilton wore an all-black sleeveless dress tied at the back and sported diamond rings and a bracelet.
― Chubby Checker Psycho (Pancakes Hackman), Saturday, 11 July 2009 19:31 (seventeen years ago)
Any good new ones?
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 October 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)
Well, since you asked, Ned.
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article236854.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/lindsay-lohan-courtroom-sketch-pic-ap-9231166.jpg
Two versions of Jennifer Hudson with fiance:
http://dawncompk.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/hudson-hearing-3.jpg?w=670&h=350http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2012/04/25/Style/Images/2012-04-24T230104Z_01_JEY908_RTRIDSP_3_HUDSON-FAMILY-TRIAL.jpg
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Kcg9DsTIYW2hin4eNssNIg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Y2g9MzAwMDtjcj0xO2N3PTQwMDE7ZHg9MDtkeT0wO2ZpPXVsY3JvcDtoPTQ3MjtxPTg1O3c9NjMw/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/78baa34871adf715160f6a7067008494.jpg
Bradley Manning illustrating his jail cell:http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/11/30/1354242744908/In-a-courtroom-sketch-Bra-008.jpg
http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article840651.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Singer+Amy+Winehouse+showing+judge+her+shoes+to+prove+she+was+so+small
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.405149.1314508295!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-john-gotti-jr-jpg.jpg
http://af11.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/alg_court-sketch_john-gotti-jr.jpg?w=510
Kinda reminds me of those "Jesus is With You" paintings:http://www.trbimg.com/img-5078c237/turbine/la-na-nn-20121012-001/600
http://1874.img.pp.sohu.com.cn/images/2010/6/30/21/27/12a3c505fb1g214.jpg
And can you guess who this is without looking at the URL? (Apologies to those with images turned off.)
― pplains, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:30 (thirteen years ago)
stupid jpg limit.
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/photogallery/court-sketches/sheryl-crow.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
Also feeling these "anonymous jurors."
http://img.allvoices.com/thumbs/event/609/480/92307689-courtroom-sketch.jpg
http://www.cedricstudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kstp-senser-4-23-12c.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
jurors called in from the nth dimension. they're a fun bunch.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:56 (thirteen years ago)
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070226/070226_jury_Libby_hmed_10a.grid-6x2.jpg
O the halcyon days of youth, staring into space out at faceless jurors.
http://img2.allvoices.com/thumbs/image/550/400/93277848-judge-john.jpg
Totally know that guy up front, dude always rests his chin like that. Gonna go tell a mobster.
http://www.wlwt.com/image/view/-/14660584/medRes/2/-/maxh/480/maxw/640/-/12wy2b5z/-/Sandusky-trial-jury-selection-2-jpg.jpg
This guy wore his courtroom sweatshirt!
http://s1.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20120605&t=2&i=615569218&w=&fh=&fw=&ll=460&pl=300&r=CBRE8541EX000
I'm quite happy up here in Heaven, Billy. Arfy says hello.
http://www.deseretnews.com/images/article/midres/841535/841535.jpg
"And ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do you really believe your peer here could be capable of murder?"
http://keithroysdon.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/family-circus-not-me.jpg?w=640
Acquitted!
― pplains, Thursday, 7 February 2013 22:12 (thirteen years ago)
http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/51ddc7fa6bb3f79029000014-960/dzhokhar-tsarnaev-court-sketch-boston-bombing.jpg
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 28 July 2013 15:28 (twelve years ago)
“cartoonist angry that the courtroom sketch artist was incompetent and also I now have problems with the verdict due to the bad courtroom artist” is an amazing Kelly bit
― mh, Saturday, 4 October 2025 05:05 (nine months ago)
I didn't know what the "innocent koalas" thing was about: https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/sean-diddy-combs-tells-courtroom-artist-he-looks-like-koala-sketches-2025-06-05/
― StanM, Saturday, 4 October 2025 07:56 (nine months ago)
Oh we got something here, folks. To quote the Bluesky post starting the thread:
Um...so I accidentally stumbled onto the UVA law library's collection of 6,000 drawings by courtroom sketch reporter Ida Libby Dengrove, who worked in NYC mostly in the '70s & '80s, & they're kind of...amazing..??
https://archives.law.virginia.edu/resources/184198/object/94394
But here are some featured choices -- "Clown Attack"
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rtjcwrrc6f2lkildglhz3zyj/bafkreiespoeclbadns76hjz6ypy2lotjoxblx4u34kj7txtlinmwnmogpe
"Voodoo Doll"
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rtjcwrrc6f2lkildglhz3zyj/bafkreicszg26qitfvnggfadrtn74wbptcoyqilvgzsbrbdb3pg5ejg4kmi
Also, this amazing detail from that general page:
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rtjcwrrc6f2lkildglhz3zyj/bafkreibfiou2ttx2plwzsb63kv4jweabhcn6j6mun5w2xqscvcc4iraqi4
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 May 2026 21:26 (two months ago)
thanks!!!!!
― Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 4 May 2026 22:50 (two months ago)
(UVA grad here, but ASchool not law)
I was at the Clown Attack and that's a pretty accurate depiction of what went down
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 May 2026 22:57 (two months ago)