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https://www.gov.uk/guidance/coronavirus-covid-19-travel-corridors#travel-corridors-countries-and-territories-exemption-list

Travel corridor list published - places that you won't have to quarantine after you come back, if you visit, but won't necessarily let you in to begin with.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 3 July 2020 14:25 (three years ago) link

Portugal not on the list, wtf

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 3 July 2020 14:36 (three years ago) link

Neither is Bulgaria so guess Stanley is going to have to quarantine if he comes back in the next week

chonky floof (groovypanda), Friday, 3 July 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

they're still not bringing back club cricket, seemingly out of a desire to destroy the sport


i stand with boris

scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 July 2020 14:57 (three years ago) link

my team has done some nets, sorry haters

Neil S, Friday, 3 July 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link

Somehow I think cricket is fairly low down on the list of things the tories want to destroy

Keir’d flex (wins), Friday, 3 July 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

tories are bad confirmed

specific fry such as scampo (||||||||), Friday, 3 July 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

my local cricket/tennis club seemed to be sneakily keeping up the tennis during the lockdown, always an adult coaching a group of children. I was bit pissed one night and yelled "Quit Torying!" at the tennis court and some bloke said what did you say? and i didn't embarrass myself any further

calzino, Friday, 3 July 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

classic tale of failing to organise a piss-up in a brewdog:

Pubs in England have been forced to cancel post-midnight reopening events following a government announcement that regulations enforcing their closure will remain in place until 6am.

Some landlords – including the pub chain BrewDog – had planned to reopen their venues in England as the clock ticked past midnight.

But several hours before they were due to welcome customers, No 10 said on Friday afternoon the ban would now remain in place until later on Saturday morning.

Pub owners and the Police Federation of England and Wales have since criticised the timing of the announcement.

Adam Snowball, managing director of the Showtime sports bar in Huddersfield, said it was “massively disappointing” to have to cancel his reopening event.

The 35-year-old said about 50 people had booked a table at his venue on Zetland Street, which would have remained open until 3.30am.

He told the PA news agency:

"We only found about the changes this morning when we received a call from Kirklees council’s licensing department.

"To be honest, I don’t think the government had thought about it (pubs reopening at midnight) until it was reported in the media that venues like ours would be.

"It’s massively disappointing, but it does allow us to step off the gas a little bit."

Snowball said customers were being notified that the bar would not be open until 10am on Saturday.

Meanwhile, a BrewDog spokeswoman said the chain had also been required to tell customers that its planned ticket-only events in Manchester, Newcastle and Shoreditch would no longer be going ahead.

John Apter, the national chairman of the Police Federation of England and Wales, said while he welcomed the decision to keep pubs shut until 6am, the timing of the announcement was “very unhelpful”.

He said:

"I think the lastminute.com approach to this is very unhelpful to policing and adds even more pressure to what is an already difficult situation."

Apter said the federation, which represents thousands of rank and file officers, had “raised concerns” about some pubs planning to open after midnight.

He said:

"It is a good thing the Home Office has acted and has made the right decision keep pub doors firmly shut until 6am.

"I would urge the public to be responsible, sensible, and mindful of the restrictions that are still in place."

While regulations allowing for the reopening of pubs and bars comes into force from 6am, licensing conditions will still apply – so venues can only open at the time they normally have permission for.

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Friday, 3 July 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link

not sure why i needed to share that but you will observe:
- man running a pub whose name is 'adam snowball'
- police spokesman using the phrase 'lastminute.com'
- fucking brewdog

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Friday, 3 July 2020 16:02 (three years ago) link

love a snowball tbh

Committee of Public Scampi (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 July 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link

Britain was a mistake

Keir’d flex (wins), Friday, 3 July 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link

One which may be rectified in the next few years.

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 3 July 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link

Friday, AM: Boris Johnson says he would not take the knee: 'I don't believe in gestures'

Friday, PM:

Tomorrow there will be a moment of remembrance for those lost before their time, Johnson says. And on Sunday, there will be a clap for the NHS on its anniversary, he says.

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Friday, 3 July 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link

omg some fucking idiot reporter asking Boris about cricket

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 3 July 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

ffs Boris getting Chris Whitty to explain why cricket is still prohibited

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 3 July 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

Blow this country up.

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 3 July 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

they're still not bringing back club cricket, seemingly out of a desire to destroy the sport

― imago, Friday, 3 July 2020 bookmarkflaglink

it is proper weird how many men there are on here who are so incredibly angry that recreational cricket isn't back yet

— iggs (@iggigg) July 3, 2020

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 July 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link

it just isn't cricket

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 3 July 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

Apparently the right and Michael Vaughan are mad pissed.

First the ball was a 'vector for disease', now dressing rooms and tea are to blame.

Why is the Government so against club cricket returning? | @MichaelVaughan https://t.co/CROj4KSfep

— Telegraph Cricket (@telecricket) July 3, 2020

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 July 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link

Because its shite?

Mark G, Friday, 3 July 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

specific sport such as cricket is pish

specific fry such as scampo (||||||||), Friday, 3 July 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link

I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX but this is the last fucking thing I'd be complaining about.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 July 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

I don't like cricket, oh no.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 3 July 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

I have a magic phone in my hands no idea how it did this xp

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 July 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link

I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX

Committee of Public Scampi (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 July 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

yay!

Committee of Public Scampi (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 July 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

Just out of interest...

DUMPLINGS!

Matt DC, Friday, 3 July 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

Yep, that's still there as well.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 July 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

can't remember what triggers that one

has redskins tragically stopped working?

Committee of Public Scampi (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 July 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

Pints of takeaway beer are among the alcoholic beverages to be made illegal in Glasgow from Monday, July 6, a source has revealed exclusively to our sister paper the Glasgow Times.

fs

specific fry such as scampo (||||||||), Friday, 3 July 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

without recreational cricket where is joy

imago, Friday, 3 July 2020 17:30 (three years ago) link

They've cancelled the daily briefings; they've pulled a Trump by acting as if Channel 4 News doesn't exist; the chances to interrogate ministers on the choices they make are being progessively narrowed, and what does the British press do when given the opportunity to quiz Johnson? Allows him to waste 10 minutes on fucking club cricket and smirk over some rehearsed spontaneous cricketing puns.

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 3 July 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

To be fair the Guardian reporter did bring up Stanley the Greek and Cummings and was the only reporter not offered a follow up question.

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 3 July 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

without recreational cricket, where is joy

scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 July 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

Literally the only good thing about cricket is the fact that after exporting it Britain is now soundly thrashed by her colonies on the regular. Long may this continue

― glumdalclitch, Friday, 3 July 2020 18:58 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

glumdalclitch, Friday, 3 July 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

"and what does the British press do when given the opportunity to quiz Johnson?"

Tories want to know.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 July 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link

The boiled piss of County Cricket fans >>> a cup of Rishi's brew made with Yorkshire canal watter

calzino, Friday, 3 July 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

Disgusting:

NEW: a candle will be lit on the steps of Downing Street tomorrow for the 44,131 people who have died in the UK

— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) July 3, 2020

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link

Bring cricket back, kill more Tories.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

one... candle? stirring stuff

scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 July 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

It will be a world-beating candle

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Friday, 3 July 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link

sorry I don't believe in gestures

specific fry such as scampo (||||||||), Friday, 3 July 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link

Starmer supports worthless gesture from failed UK govt and says "I admire empty gestural politics a lot and am impressed with the manner in which candles melt at a much slower rate than me"

calzino, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link

Literally the only good thing about cricket is the fact that after exporting it Britain is now soundly thrashed by her colonies on the regular. Long may this continue

― glumdalclitch, Friday, 3 July 2020 18:58 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― glumdalclitch, Friday, July 3, 2020 7:01 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link

Not actually true though.

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 3 July 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

Lol Eng are *checks notes* current holders of the world cup!

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 July 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link

Some v interesting polling from @RedfieldWilton for @BBCNewsnight. Among other things, says that 70% of those polled think that the UK will see a second Covid wave. pic.twitter.com/If73azrMwP

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) July 3, 2020

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 July 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link

OK I'm going to call the second wave for January.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 July 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link


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