Rolling COVID-19 Notably Infected and/or Fallen Thread

Say it don't spray it, basically

The pee pants analogy explains it simply enough. Two guys standing face to face - one of them pees. If he’s not wearing pants, it’s gonna hit the second guy. If he is, he just gets wet pants.

(points to the "get the fuck off this thread unless you have news of the Notably Infected and/or Fallen" sign)

. Two guys standing face to face - one of them pees. If he’s not wearing pants, it’s gonna hit the second guy. I

at what point do the priest and the rabbi walk in?

When the other guys leave - Covid rules mean only two dudes in the bathroom at one time

The punchline is “but I am standing six feet away”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/mixed-martial-arts/53285491

UFC lightweight champion Khabib Nurmagomedov's father and coach, Abdulmanap - 57

:(

https://people.com/theater/nick-cordero-dead-coronavirus-complications/

I saw him two years ago in A Bronx Tale as Sonny on Broadway. never woulda thought he was gonna peace out over something horrible like this. only 41.

he was doing this like.....only a few years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLPcrpzNFJo

so tragic

That is absolutely heartbreaking.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/brazil-bolsonaro-test-coronavirus-symptoms-1.5639867

🤞

The Atlanta mayor:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/06/politics/keisha-lance-bottoms-coronavirus-positive-test/index.html

Bolsonaro loves getting coronavirus

Customers at three UK pubs that opened over the weekend.

Bolsonaro dying of Coronavirus might make me believe in an interventionist god

I know, darling, that you do

Into your arms, covid

how many times is bolsonaro gonna get the rona ffs

did u know that bolsonaro backwards is 'o rona slob'?

Rano

"I've came back from the hospital now, I've done a lung screening, my lung is clean, OK? I went to do a Covid exam a while ago, but everything is okay," he said.
Bolsonaro, who was wearing a mask, warned people to not get near him.
"You can't get very close (to me), OK? Recommendation for everyone," Bolsonaro said.

Yeah, sounds legit. "I've been feeling bad, and they x-rayed my lungs, but I'm perfectly fine. Don't get near me, though. I mean, I'd say that about anyone, but me, specifically, keep away from me. Just sayin'."

Jeanine Añez. Wonder whether she has met Bolsonaro recently.

https://heavy.com/news/2020/07/richard-rose-covid-19-coronavirus/
https://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Screen-Shot-2020-07-10-at-2.27.09-PM.jpg

who tf cares

RIP Ohio Man

Only the truest patriot would sacrifice his life defending our freedom on the 4th of July.

You guys are so fucked

Jesus christ

Wow, he actually died on July 4th, and they say Americans don't do irony.

The Internet should stop haw-hawing that this guy is dead, Jesus. Powerful people DID this to him.

Amitabh and Abishek Bachchan tested positive apparently.

Goes back right to the very beginning of the pandemic, but Jack Nicklaus (just announcing it now).

http://www.ctvnews.ca/sports/jack-nicklaus-says-he-tested-positive-for-coronavirus-antibodies-1.5030462

Bah.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-brazil-president/brazils-bolsonaro-says-new-covid-19-test-came-back-negative-idUSKCN24Q0IT

*very austin powers voice*

WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE.

Stephen Miller's grandmother

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/stephen-miller-grandmother-death-coronavirus-white-house-denial-a9637176.html

Doja Cat: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/doja-cat-has-coronavirus-after-mocking-covid

Rabidly anti-gay Arkansas state Sen. Jason Rapert, who has referred to coronavirus as a "hoax" and called mask mandates "draconian," is now hospitalized with COVID-19

— Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw) July 25, 2020

get dead soon

Herman Cain's twitter feed has been providing generically shitty right wing zombie talking points on a daily basis, but afaict he's still hospitalized with Covid, and has been for a month. Wilbur Ross was hospitalized for something a while ago, too, with no updates. I'd be cool with all these ghouls disappearing forever.

Robert O’Brien (Donald Trump’s National Security Advisor) has tested positive for COVID-19

Louie Gohmert!

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/29/louis-gohmert-who-refused-to-wear-a-mask-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-386076

Haha, what a stupid motherfucker

one of the dumbest men in the country

there's only one explanation for how he got it - god must be punishing him for his sins

damn hoaxes

Notable (person?) Buddy, first dog to test positive for COVID-19 in the U.S., has died

:(

COVID has fuckin terrible aim man

No shit