she got a good grounding in hypocrisy and talking meaningless twaddle, her dad was a vicar!
― calzino, Thursday, 9 July 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link
Matt beat me to suggesting she's got the Alzheimers
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link
she was talking about the domestic abuse bill 2020, which completely excludes immigrants apparently. so vmic. She's another of these arseholes who repped for (and unveiled the cursed piece of rubbish) the Astor statue
― calzino, Thursday, 9 July 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link
Pools, gyms and sports facilities will be able to reopen and team sports and outdoor gigs resume, the government has announced.
Outdoor pools and performances can resume from Saturday with social distancing in place, Culture Secretary Oliver Dowden has said.
Indoor gyms, sports facilities and pools will be able to reopen from 25 July.
Guidance will be published for team sports to return from Saturday.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
Outdoor gigs is insane.
you wouldn't catch me going into a changing room as much as I'd love to go swimming. Lol might have to go speedo mick stylee!
― calzino, Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
Oh god here come some shitty festivals
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link
Not sure how the science works for watching some cunts playing guitars but not watching live sport
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link
Sunak has thrown a lifeline to hard-up members of Reef and Cast, down to headline every shonky Village Picnic-type festival in the country.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link
Also seriously, how does the government think people get to and from these events?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:15 (three years ago) link
Thanks for reminding me of the upside as nimbies across the country have radge induced heart attacks
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
It's almost as if this plan has got fuck all to do with not spreading the rona
Says the hypocritical scamp who went to the pub yday
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link
you can't have rick witter on UC
― calzino, Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link
I'm that hungover I can't remember which one he is. Shed 7? UC's too good for them
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
yep, Stella Creasy's fav band
― calzino, Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link
God imagine standing in a bog somewhere near Saffron Walden surrounded by cunts bellowing along to the Fratellis
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link
opening up indoor swimming pools might just work if people get changed in the car park
― calzino, Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
Spraying rona with every lurching cokey knees-up nuhnanuh, and the red death holds sway over all
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
The Kaiser Chiefs Live From The ICU
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link
tbf the quicker the country is laid waste and its fields ploughed with salt, grey squirrels lynched in rows from Giant Hogweeds and a giant picture of Ian Brown's gurning face carved over the Cerne Abbas giant the better, come friendly germs and fall on Slough
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link
oi
― imago, Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link
Beautiful, like a batsignal 😁
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link
nothing learned from the great Stereophonics death wave in Wales, obv gigs are an appalling idea rn.
― calzino, Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link
Going to call my new band The Great Stereophonics Death Wave
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link
my gym literally has no windows. i’ve HAD covid and i wouldn’t go in there.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link
Mine’s the Imago Squirrel Implosion.
― scampos mentis (gyac), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link
― Keir’d flex (wins), Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
the 'phonics managed to kill more people than the Aberfan Disaster, that is quite insane when you think about it!
― calzino, Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
Does that make them... the opposite of landfill indie? Slagheap indie?
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link
lol!
― calzino, Thursday, 9 July 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link
gravefill indie
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 July 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link
Stereophonics killing Stereophonics fans is the definition of a victimless crime
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
Like squirrel culling
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link
that is literally the last time i waste my risque material on 'second thoughts'
― imago, Thursday, 9 July 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
dying for your love of landfill rock is the ultimate cool way to go though... Gene Vincent, Marc Bolan, Sid Vicious, Bon Scott... fucking lightweights!
― calzino, Thursday, 9 July 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link
odd having mixed feelings about kasabian splitting up tbh
― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Thursday, 9 July 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link
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― calzino, Thursday, 9 July 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link
irony is just a little bit more dead tonight
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 July 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link
Tom Lehrer / Kissinger scenario.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link
Come on, you can’t tell me they didn’t laugh their holes off doing that one.
― scampos mentis (gyac), Thursday, 9 July 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link
Look it was either him or
― nashwan, Thursday, 9 July 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link
if pubs and restaurants are making 50% of their pre-COVID turnover, how on earth do they survive, even if there isn't another lockdown? idgi
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 July 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link
carving off their own Rona infected flesh and making blood sausages to help out, and serving their own Rona infected urine as beer. paying their staff in blood sausages and urine!
― calzino, Friday, 10 July 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link
do you ever get the feeling that perhaps Rishi is a little bit out of his depth?
― calzino, Friday, 10 July 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link
I can remember when you can buy a pint of piss and still get some change from a fifty pound note, and you wouldn't die of the Rona on the way to the chippy.
― calzino, Friday, 10 July 2020 00:35 (three years ago) link
Has there been a good write-up of Rishi's summer statement (I was away for a couple of days so didn't see much)?
I can't unpack the 1k per employee. It doesn't look like it will stop mass redundancies in Retail, what with Boots announcing job cuts yesterday.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 July 2020 09:03 (three years ago) link
Summer Statement?
It's important to support business, within relevant budgetary constraints, but meal vouchers are no substitute for effective public health messaging and measures, which need to be effectively messaged through available communications channels, focusing initially on digital and social.
― the pinefox, Friday, 10 July 2020 09:18 (three years ago) link
Yes, the summer statement.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 July 2020 09:23 (three years ago) link
I was close yesterday but it turns out you get to catch the rona surrounded by Gaz Coombes fans in a field in Newcastle
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 July 2020 09:24 (three years ago) link
This is a crisis,, now.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em pic.twitter.com/O3JL7aczhd— keir starmer retire bitch (@alexeptable) July 9, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 July 2020 10:04 (three years ago) link