I was close yesterday but it turns out you get to catch the rona surrounded by Gaz Coombes fans in a field in Newcastle
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 July 2020 09:24 (three years ago) link
This is a crisis,, now.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em pic.twitter.com/O3JL7aczhd— keir starmer retire bitch (@alexeptable) July 9, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 July 2020 10:04 (three years ago) link
I can't believe they didn't show the innovation displayed elsewhere in the London restaurant industry and deliver breakfast cereal for people to eat in the comfort of their own home.
― Matt DC, Friday, 10 July 2020 10:07 (three years ago) link
so are these guys proper working class or metropolitan elite I can’t tell
― If you choose too long a name, your new display name will be truncated in (Left), Friday, 10 July 2020 10:10 (three years ago) link
Cheerio(s)
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 10 July 2020 10:14 (three years ago) link
that's grrrrrrrreat
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 July 2020 10:16 (three years ago) link
^
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 July 2020 10:26 (three years ago) link
Broke bro flops
― scampos mentis (gyac), Friday, 10 July 2020 10:28 (three years ago) link
Never understood why people were annoyed at these guys but don't seem to care about Cafe Rouge or any of the other shitty upmarket-styled chain outlets.
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 July 2020 10:29 (three years ago) link
It's an almost sublimely irritating concept in fairness.
― Matt DC, Friday, 10 July 2020 10:30 (three years ago) link
I can just about imagine wanting to go there at 5am wasted on drugs.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 July 2020 10:32 (three years ago) link
I don't find it irritating, it's at least something different, a few hipsters with a weird business idea are not the vanguard of gentrification at all. I know hate of them is not intended as a deliberate distraction from the companies who are fucking up our cities, but that's still the end result.
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 July 2020 10:36 (three years ago) link
That's a very good point.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 July 2020 10:40 (three years ago) link
A sublimely irritating concept by two sublimely irritating looking wankers.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 10 July 2020 10:41 (three years ago) link
look at his adorable TMNT bowl, so whimsical
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 July 2020 10:44 (three years ago) link
I've got more respect for crack dealers that open up terrible sandwich shops as a laundering operation, that you might just buy a coffee from at a push!
― calzino, Friday, 10 July 2020 10:46 (three years ago) link
I don't think Cafe Rouge or whoever is really the issue here either. In any case gentrification is at heart about displacement, it's really got very little to do with owners of twee cafés or microbreweries who tend to get all the blame while councils and property developers get off scot free.
I'd hesitate to even blame councils at this stage given that their sources of funding have been deliberately squeezed by central government for a decade now.
― Matt DC, Friday, 10 July 2020 10:48 (three years ago) link
An old housemate of mine worked in mental health in South London and they would regularly take patients out for a nice cup of tea and a bun or whatever and there was this one cafe that started being requested more and more. There was a massive blowup when the penny finally dropped that it wasn't just a nice treat for them and they'd been taking patients straight to the crack dealer the whole time.
― Matt DC, Friday, 10 July 2020 10:54 (three years ago) link
lol that's a good 'un!
― calzino, Friday, 10 July 2020 10:58 (three years ago) link
one of my local crack dealers has a tanning parlour, he must have had a bit of a clearout and there is skip outside full of blinds and old household junk. He has put up a sign by the skip that reads: Stop Going Through My Skip, You're on CCTV! I was thinking what a mean spirited git, but he is a crack dealer after all!
― calzino, Friday, 10 July 2020 11:01 (three years ago) link
I was very annoyed at the lads selling cereal for a fiver but then I also shout at millennials paying a fiver for toast just to be consistent. I am Richard Littlejohn btw
― Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Friday, 10 July 2020 11:07 (three years ago) link
Cereal Killer guys probably did themselves no favours when their place got painted over by anarchists and they called it a "hate crime".
But yeah obviously it's a drop in the ocean and not the motivating force of gentrification, panem et circenses.
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 10 July 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link
Lol a hate crime against the memory of Dennis Nilsen.. sob.. RIP legend
― calzino, Friday, 10 July 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link
thank god we finally got these pricks cancelled
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― If you choose too long a name, your new display name will be truncated in (Left), Friday, 10 July 2020 13:39 (three years ago) link
whoops
― If you choose too long a name, your new display name will be truncated in (Left), Friday, 10 July 2020 13:53 (three years ago) link
Latest Westminster voting intention (8-9 July)Con - 46%Lab - 36%Lib Dem - 6%SNP - 5%Green - 3%Brexit Party - 2%https://t.co/sY3tMwoKw3 pic.twitter.com/4O8AfbyPGs— YouGov (@YouGov) July 10, 2020
lol!
― calzino, Friday, 10 July 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EckpIPoXkAIix2B?format=jpg&name=small
― calzino, Friday, 10 July 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link
That was definitely worth alienating BAME voters and the total despondency of your activist base, well done forenzo
― Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Friday, 10 July 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link
the tories were always going to get a bit of a poll boost this week, but still ten points behind isn't good enough and he should reconsider his position etc..
― calzino, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link
how many people does boris need to kill to lose that lead?
― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Friday, 10 July 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link
A: one - keir starmer
― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Friday, 10 July 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link
imagine how bad the next Labour leader will be
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 July 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link
it will be Dominic Grieve wearing a Wes Streeting mask!
― calzino, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link
I nearly ended up renting the original Cereal Killer after they moved over the road. Have the contract somewhere under the stairs. Also know most Brick Lane business owners and ended up with our shop on Cheshire Street. By all accounts they are dickheads, would treat everyone else like garbage and the contract had a bunch of things specific to their behaviour. The landlord is the guy who lives upstairs and they would regularly fuck him off, throw closed door parties, leave their joint access point open and invite undesirable types in, leading to him getting broken in to a couple times by who he suspected to be their coke dealers.
Can’t say the street will miss them but that’ll also be the 5th post-lockdown shop/restaurant to close, all the curry houses are struggling and I know a few (including ourselves) considering our options. I know I only became a brick lane trader post-gentrification (2014?) but it can’t go back to what it used to be and doesn’t have a positive looking future if a lot of independent traders can’t stay. The past two years has seen Adidas, Subway and Pret move in, I presume it will continue going in that direction, unfortunately, unless the tourists/Sunday visitors who also go to Columbia Road etc. can come back asap.
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link
2025: the reanimated corpse of Oswald Mosley is still 10 points behind the Tories
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 July 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
"The past two years has seen Adidas, Subway and Pret move in, I presume it will continue going in that direction"
Pret announced closure of 30 stores last week, though, that's the scale of the crisis.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link
I don't know if they're a good representation. Do they even have 30 branches outside of London?
― nashwan, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. So instead Brick Lane will just be a deserted waste land of empty shopfronts that no one is willing to pay £60-100k a year for.
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
I have noticed some of the more astute lefty commentariat posting that a right-wing coup might be on the way if Starmer's performance doesn't improve. A depressing reminder that there is a big clique in the PLP that thinks Starmer is too moderate, and might start sowing dissent against him soon enough. lol what a shithole party!
― calzino, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
might open a fash cereal cafe called oswald muesli
― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Friday, 10 July 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
None of those are Brick Lane though - three around Strand/Fleet Street alone.
― santa clause four (suzy), Friday, 10 July 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
If the market was doing its job then commercial rents would be going down right now but I assume that's not the case.
Astonishing work.
― Matt DC, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link
Reich Krispies
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 10 July 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link
Brandenburger Flakes
― calzino, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link
The past two years has seen Adidas, Subway and Pret move in
christ i had no idea. i haven't been in years (because r now an old git)
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 July 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link
Washed down with a glass of Tommy Robinson's Barley Water.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 10 July 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
Coco cops
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
Golden Dawn
― Matt DC, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
Wait is that a fascist party or a breakfast cereal? I've lost track.
― Matt DC, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link
Qanonflakes
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 10 July 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link