damn, that ad is good
― anvil, Thursday, 13 August 2020 07:27 (three years ago) link
bidet rain
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
so is DT supposed to be channeling Eddy Grant here or is it Joe B who’s rocking down to Electric Avenue?
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
Serious question btw – the opening lines are obviously there for a reason:Down in the street there is violence / And-a lots of work to be doneI mean, this is a cool song and it bangs, so you would want to claim it for yourself and not give it away to your opponent, would you? But if Trump is the one who will get to work and fix it, he’s also implicitly endorsing this part:Who is to blame in one country / Never can get to the oneDealin' in multiplication / And they still can't feed everyone
Or is “Electric Avenue” supposed to be soundtracking the evil protesters, and is Sleepy Joe pathetically slow to respond, unlike that unstoppable Trump/Pence “KAG” (wtf?) train? But again, this is a cool song and it bangs...
(The answer could of course simply be that they think it sounds clunky and dorky, but they would be wrong)
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
Because you can't say "Cohen" (phonetically) without "ew:"
👀"From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump’s clandestine lovers, I wasn’t just a witness to the president’s rise—I was an active and eager participant." https://t.co/LdKBeBxHMf— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) August 13, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link
Eager for Piss
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
damn, that's from the foreword. i guess it's time to learn more about trump's penis
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
“You’re family,” Trump said to my son and I.
so I guess this hasn't been given an edit yet
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link
i will leave it to some poor political reporter to sift through that and deliver the newsworthy items to me, because i cannot read any more of that prose style
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, August 13, 2020 1:59 PM bookmarkflaglink
never meant to cause u any leakagenever meant to cause u any pain
― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 August 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link
Jesus that's dark
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 14 August 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link
still not a word from him about the fact that his brother died today
― frogbs, Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:04 (three years ago) link
he released a statement
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link
"I never met my brother"
― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:14 (three years ago) link
uncharacteristic"It is with heavy heart I share that my wonderful brother, Robert, peacefully passed away tonight. He was not just my brother, he was my best friend. He will be greatly missed, but we will meet again. His memory will live on in my heart forever. Robert, I love you. Rest in peace," the President said.
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:20 (three years ago) link
oh I didn't see that. not written by him obviously
― frogbs, Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:21 (three years ago) link
otm
― solo scampito (mh), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:28 (three years ago) link
by the way very curious they aren't revealing the cause of death given that everyone's gonna assume it was you-know-what
― frogbs, Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:33 (three years ago) link
Truly beautiful that he considers his best friend to be his brother who I didn’t even know existed until yesterday and who I’ve never heard him mention once.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link
xpost it's ok, he'll just issue an Executive Order banning coronavirus
― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link
if it were a simple case of masturbatory self-asphyxiation leading to massive brain damage they'd have released the details by now.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:39 (three years ago) link
he honored him by golfing with an NFL kicker today
― frogbs, Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:40 (three years ago) link
Imagine Trump having a friend.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:41 (three years ago) link
hopefully they meet again soon.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 August 2020 03:57 (three years ago) link
yeesh this is brutal
Melania - once again - wanting nothing to do with Trump’s small hands... pic.twitter.com/kjf7rv1EFC— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 17, 2020
― frogbs, Monday, 17 August 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link
i mean, she knows just as we do that she could do a lot better
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 07:27 (three years ago) link
Calls into Fox & Friends; is asked about his dead brother...
Trump praises his late brother Robert for his lack of "jealousy" of him. Whether he "had the number one show," a great real estate deal or was becoming president, Trump says, Robert didn't show the jealousy that sometimes exists in families.— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 17, 2020
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 17 August 2020 12:31 (three years ago) link
Perfectly normal when discussing a recently-deceased relative to extemporate at length about how chill they were re: your own awesomeness.
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:07 (three years ago) link
i wonder when trump will start getting jealous of his brother
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:12 (three years ago) link
honestly when he does stuff like this i think he's extremely funny.
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 13:26 (three years ago) link
xpost Well, his brother getting press atm (and consequently drawing attention that is rightfully Donald's) so it's just a matter of time before he drops an insulting tweet or three about Lazy Rob.
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link
"He never had a boat parade..."
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link
I prefer the brothers who don't die
― all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link
tweet before that one is great too: "He was my friend. And I guess they say 'best friend.' And that's true,"
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link
Hell, let's just say "only friend." Because he was my brother and he had no choice. Plus, us assholes got to stick together. Family! Sad!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 13:59 (three years ago) link
Even saying something as simple as "my brother was my best friend", god forbid he not frame it as something where he is in agreement with a widely-held consensus opinion. Its like has to constantly remind himself out loud that nothing he says or thinks is unusual.
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 17 August 2020 14:02 (three years ago) link
looking back, it's amazing that he was able to fake any interest at all in other people's fortunes during the campaign. or it is amazing that enough voters thought he gave a shit about anything other than self-promotion.
― tobo73, Monday, 17 August 2020 14:04 (three years ago) link
xp to myself: ...or he could just be so unfamiliar with the concept of a friend that the terminology still feels new to him. "When I hear people talking about friends, I notice they often seem to use the term 'best friend'. And what I guess that term means, it seems to apply to me and my brother."
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 17 August 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link
― calstars, Monday, 17 August 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link
it does feel like a comedy bit. he takes self-centeredness so far beyond any other person i've seen.
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link
They should totally give him his own reality show.
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 August 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link
The thing I find most hilarious about this human black hole is watching human civilization get sucked into his inescapable gravity well and obliterated. It's sick, brah.
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 August 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link
he had his own reality show for years
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link
it was called "the fire man" i think. he fired people and american viewers rejoiced in the humiliation of unemployment.
i remember his famous catchphrase "you have become fired"
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 17 August 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link
https://www.ocregister.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/l0v/l0vuax-l0vtw5guyfieriphoto1white.jpg?w=535
his hairstyle was way better back then
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link
Josh I'm very confused about how you say Cohen, phonetically or not
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link
Jordan, you dolt. It's cue-an. Q Anon. Michael Cohen is Q! the jailing was just a cover story for what he is actually doing--hunting pedophiles at trump's behest. a one-man army.
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link
Donald's thoughts on his dead brother, in full (as someone who transcribes interviews a lot, I can only imagine how many times the transcriber had to re-listen to this flood of mouth-diarrhea; no wonder the NY Times so frequently opts for "[indecipherable]" when posting Q&As with him):
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfoTGrdWkAwk17m.jpg
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link
lol xp
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link