xp to myself: ...or he could just be so unfamiliar with the concept of a friend that the terminology still feels new to him. "When I hear people talking about friends, I notice they often seem to use the term 'best friend'. And what I guess that term means, it seems to apply to me and my brother."
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 17 August 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link
honestly when he does stuff like this i think he's extremely funny.
― calstars, Monday, 17 August 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link
it does feel like a comedy bit. he takes self-centeredness so far beyond any other person i've seen.
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 14:16 (four years ago) link
They should totally give him his own reality show.
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 August 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link
The thing I find most hilarious about this human black hole is watching human civilization get sucked into his inescapable gravity well and obliterated. It's sick, brah.
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 August 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link
he had his own reality show for years
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 14:45 (four years ago) link
it was called "the fire man" i think. he fired people and american viewers rejoiced in the humiliation of unemployment.
i remember his famous catchphrase "you have become fired"
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 17 August 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link
https://www.ocregister.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/l0v/l0vuax-l0vtw5guyfieriphoto1white.jpg?w=535
his hairstyle was way better back then
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link
Because you can't say "Cohen" (phonetically) without "ew:"
Josh I'm very confused about how you say Cohen, phonetically or not
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:01 (four years ago) link
Jordan, you dolt. It's cue-an. Q Anon. Michael Cohen is Q! the jailing was just a cover story for what he is actually doing--hunting pedophiles at trump's behest. a one-man army.
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link
Donald's thoughts on his dead brother, in full (as someone who transcribes interviews a lot, I can only imagine how many times the transcriber had to re-listen to this flood of mouth-diarrhea; no wonder the NY Times so frequently opts for "[indecipherable]" when posting Q&As with him):
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfoTGrdWkAwk17m.jpg
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link
lol xp
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link
Not to state the obvious but it's clear that Trump has never felt empathy for another human being in his entire miserable life.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link
So fucking bizarre how QAnon has now spread to the rest of the world. I fail to see its 'value' for non-Americans (except perhaps for Canadians, because living vicariously through the US is the closest thing we have to an identity, or so I tell myself in my more despondent moods).
― pomenitul, Monday, 17 August 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link
xposts Weird that Trump recited a passage from Naked Lunch to eulogize his brother but whatever floats your boat, I guess.
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:13 (four years ago) link
"well we did interact" is a normal way to describe a relationship with your sibling
― contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link
I didn’t know it had spread. But conspiracies that the world is secretly run by an elite group who partake in depraved rituals is a trope that never really goes away. Usually it’s explicitly antisemitic—I don’t know to what degree this is true of Q Anon.
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link
xp
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 15:15 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/aug/11/qanon-facebook-groups-growing-conspiracy-theory
These newer groups and pages also demonstrate the spread of QAnon around the world. They include groups dedicated to QAnon followers in the United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Canada, Australia, Mexico, Brazil, Germany, Poland, the Netherlands, Bulgaria, Hungary, the Czech Republic, Romania, Serbia and Slovenia. The largest international QAnon groups documented by the Guardian were German, Italian, Polish, Dutch, Australian and British.
― pomenitul, Monday, 17 August 2020 15:16 (four years ago) link
all the great countries love QAnon, ladies and gentlemen
― contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:17 (four years ago) link
I like the subtle implication that Northern Ireland isn't really part of the UK.
― pomenitul, Monday, 17 August 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link
Yeah well America has also exported hip hop and coca-cola—a lot of cool stuff. They can’t all be winners.
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link
His fluency in oral cut-up is without peer. Truly the most avant pop performance artist since Kenneth Goldsmith.
― pomenitul, Monday, 17 August 2020 15:19 (four years ago) link
I should have specified, without the "e" sound and without the "w" sound. coWEn.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link
lol. A grosser person than I would intersperse that run on sentence of a paragraph with pornography a la "American Psycho."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
Gov Walz says as President prepares to visit Walz’s hometown of Mankato, MN says he “spent this weekend trying to tell the White House why it was a really bad idea to have Pres Trump go down and stand at the George Floyd memorial and use as a backdrop” #tptalmanac @tpt @NewsHour pic.twitter.com/eXEqo3ZrkQ— Mary Lahammer (@mlahammer) August 17, 2020
― Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:40 (four years ago) link
So it's definitely going to happen, then.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link
maybe it would help if trump holds up an anti-racism book that belongs to someone else, while he speaks
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link
Holy shit, out of nowhere I suddenly had the strangest epiphany: "covfefe" was him channeling a message from the future! He was actually trying to say "covid" but it got garbled in the process. Trump tried to warn us!https://i.insider.com/4f3ad6d16bb3f78a15000015?width=750&format=jpeg&auto=webp
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link
I for one encourage Donald Trump to make more ill-advised trips to places where lots of angry people despise him. Like daily, if possible.
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link
I assume that's already true of every place he goes.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link
so did his brother die of covid or what?
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 17 August 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link
I've been camping
Maybe, maybe not.
― pomenitul, Monday, 17 August 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link
His brother had taken a fall earlier in the year and suffered some cerebral bleeding and never recovered.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 17 August 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link
And is there any chance that condition is hereditary
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 August 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link
DJT has had lots of mysterious bruises in the last year, Robert was released from neurological intensive care into Charles Harder's custody to act as a stalking horse for Donald's lawsuit against Mary, and their father died with dementia.
― healthy butts on perfect cocaine (sic), Monday, 17 August 2020 22:31 (four years ago) link
So DJTJR seemed p oked up on the telly box last night eh?
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 12:36 (four years ago) link
https://i0.wp.com/toughguydigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ellis-doing-blow.jpg
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 13:25 (four years ago) link
Oh god, how much cocaine did he do before this interview pic.twitter.com/SevcI7TDJJ— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) August 18, 2020
― peace, man, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 13:47 (four years ago) link
DJTJ looks a few bumps away from having A Michael Mann moment.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 13:51 (four years ago) link
his dad?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJFyz73MRcg
― Stevolende, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
Eh, all those TV outrage factory situations seem to espouse the George Lucas direction of "faster!" or "more intense!"
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link
the rage-o-meter is only 90% full, get angrier!!!
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:38 (four years ago) link
"sir, our indicators show that the home audience's rage has dipped, it's dropped...it's..."
"just give me the news straight, i can take it"
"...the home audience's rage has dipped below...90%. i'm so sorry"
"god damn. god DAMN"
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:40 (four years ago) link
get me some fresh caravan footage, i need it yesterday
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link
Historians: Is there a precedent for any sitting president's child(ren) to be so annoyingly involved in their parents' reelection campaign?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:46 (four years ago) link
The standard Trumper line of defense here is that "everyone else in government is either useless or out to get him; these are people he knows he can trust."
― all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link
These are people i wish he'd flushed
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link