yeah if you get stung by a jellyfish, you pee on the jellyfish it makes the sting go away
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link
xx-post probably animals?
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link
it makes the jellyfish mad though X( xp
― harbl, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link
watched a friend piss on a stingray once, from a canoe, under a full moon, in a fit of pique
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link
revenge piss
― Crackle Box, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link
the stingray scared him
I heard urine was quite good for skin too :-/
Ultimately, where I stand, forgetting daily concerns of washing, getting sun, and wearing good fabrics, is that if your complexion is good save for a few hormonal quiddities, there's no need to really change much of your personal hygiene routine.
Speaking of hormones, aren't the hormones released in sex supposed to be the beneficial element? The contact itself might cause a few more spots but it's supposed to be good for the complexion (which, as established, is the main thing), isn't it?
― lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link
(xpost) anything can happen in the next half hour...
― snoball, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
what the hell journals are you guys reading
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link
duh "nothing but hunches and instinct (like all good skin conjecture)"
― Crackle Box, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link
POPPAGE DIGEST
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link
You can also drink urine if it's fresh. But I do labor to avoid that necessity.
― CD spinnin', AC hummin', feelin' pretty (kenan), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
can and should are two different things
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
You're taking the piss...
― snoball, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
journal lols
http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/abstract/327/7429/1459
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean semen is essentially like 90% urine
Semen is nothing like urine, except that they're both mostly water.
― CD spinnin', AC hummin', feelin' pretty (kenan), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma related to gravitational challenge: systematic review of randomised controlled trials Gordon C S Smith, professor1, Jill P Pell, consultant2
1 Department of Obstetrics and Gynaecology, Cambridge University, Cambridge CB2 2QQ, 2 Department of Public Health, Greater Glasgow NHS Board, Glasgow G3 8YU
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
That abstract is amazing.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
BMJ = British Medical J4gg3r
― snoball, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
backne is the worst thing forever
;_;
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
semen is mostly water + some proteins & of course some freaky gametes – no urea
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link
There's a debate as to how chemically similar 'female ejaculate' is to urine, but that is a completely different topic.
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link
i may have some facts wrong but i just don't think anyone should put spooge on a face to make it prettier
― juliette brioche (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link
should have phrased that differently
so it was you who vandalised the Mona Lisa...
― snoball, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
"It's full of babies! It'll make your skin baby soft!" That's a joke a woman made in the movie 'Inside Deep Throat.'
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
It would only be full of babies if we reproduced like Mogwai.
― CD spinnin', AC hummin', feelin' pretty (kenan), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
It's spelled Gizmo with a G, Kenan, so I'm just going to assume you're talking about the band
― nabisco, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I just spent 2 frantic minutes scrolling through iTunes looking for an apposite song-title, and there really isn't one
― lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link
"COME ON DI YOUNG"
― nabisco, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I've never even met her!
― CD spinnin', AC hummin', feelin' pretty (kenan), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
loooooool yeah, add a comma and that's a deal Nabisco
― lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Somehow I don't think that Ramzi quite expected the thread to wind up like this when he started it this morning.
― some american borad (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry about your thread, ramz :(
― juliette brioche (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
death and major trauma related to gravitational challenge
Gravitational challenge? Look, bubs. Gravity didn't fuck with you. You fucked with it.
― CD spinnin', AC hummin', feelin' pretty (kenan), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
ENBB what sunscreen do you use? my face is already freckly enough and i'm worried about sun damage, but i fuckin hate the feeling of sunscreen on my face, and i hate that it wipes off onto everything, no matter how you rub it in.
my skin: gorgeous (if i do say so myself) when i was a teen/early 20s - ppl, sometimes strangers, would often comment on it. now it is SHIT.
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
what happened??
― surm, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
i dunno. it started going downhill in my mid-20s - i used to get one zit per 6 months, now i get a couple every couple weeks, lots of blackheads/ugly pores, often it just feels really gross and blah. oh and i recently noticed what looks like broken capillaries across my cheeks (i'm not an alcoholic! i swear!)
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
No, you're a redhead. You have very very special skin.
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
but i'm not a real redhead!
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Justine - I use some Nuetrogena dry touch stuff. I like it but I'm not completely sold on it. Might try something else when it runs out.
― some american borad (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
i accidentally got cetaphil with spf 50 and it was AWFUL
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
:-( Ppl seem to like Cetaphil too. That sucks.
― some american borad (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link
i like cetaphil with spf 15 but it smells weird
― harbl, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
the cetaphil i usually use has something like an spf 30
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
the one i use is pretty much fragrance-free, or maybe i'm just used to it?
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Color me fooled.
― a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link
seeing this thread made me immediately think of enbb. and not me, though i guess i have no deep complaints.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe baby has this: http://www.answers.com/topic/macrocephaly ??
hahaha Oh damn. This reminds me of the time a doctor said my oldest daughter might have hydrocephaly "But don't it spoil your weekend... Why do you look so worried?" Apparently XL BIG HEADS run in both my husband's and my families. I knitted a lacy hat for a small lady head, seems to be a tight fit for my 3,5 year old. Roffle.
I hate it when some complain they get pimples like every couple of months. (Sorry Justine!). Try this: my nose is still full of little black zits. :-((((((((((
― Sookeh, I vant to suck your titties (stevienixed), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link