Do you have good skin?

duh "nothing but hunches and instinct (like all good skin conjecture)"

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You can also drink urine if it's fresh. But I do labor to avoid that necessity.

can and should are two different things

You're taking the piss...

journal lols

http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/abstract/327/7429/1459

i mean semen is essentially like 90% urine

Semen is nothing like urine, except that they're both mostly water.

Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma related to gravitational challenge: systematic review of randomised controlled trials
Gordon C S Smith, professor1, Jill P Pell, consultant2

1 Department of Obstetrics and Gynaecology, Cambridge University, Cambridge CB2 2QQ, 2 Department of Public Health, Greater Glasgow NHS Board, Glasgow G3 8YU

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????

That abstract is amazing.

BMJ = British Medical J4gg3r

backne is the worst thing forever

;_;

semen is mostly water + some proteins & of course some freaky gametes – no urea

There's a debate as to how chemically similar 'female ejaculate' is to urine, but that is a completely different topic.

i may have some facts wrong but i just don't think anyone should put spooge on a face to make it prettier

should have phrased that differently

so it was you who vandalised the Mona Lisa...

"It's full of babies! It'll make your skin baby soft!" That's a joke a woman made in the movie 'Inside Deep Throat.'

It would only be full of babies if we reproduced like Mogwai.

It's spelled Gizmo with a G, Kenan, so I'm just going to assume you're talking about the band

I just spent 2 frantic minutes scrolling through iTunes looking for an apposite song-title, and there really isn't one

"COME ON DI YOUNG"

I've never even met her!

loooooool yeah, add a comma and that's a deal Nabisco

Somehow I don't think that Ramzi quite expected the thread to wind up like this when he started it this morning.

sorry about your thread, ramz :(

death and major trauma related to gravitational challenge

Gravitational challenge? Look, bubs. Gravity didn't fuck with you. You fucked with it.

ENBB what sunscreen do you use? my face is already freckly enough and i'm worried about sun damage, but i fuckin hate the feeling of sunscreen on my face, and i hate that it wipes off onto everything, no matter how you rub it in.

my skin: gorgeous (if i do say so myself) when i was a teen/early 20s - ppl, sometimes strangers, would often comment on it. now it is SHIT.

what happened??

so it was you who vandalised the Mona Lisa...

i dunno. it started going downhill in my mid-20s - i used to get one zit per 6 months, now i get a couple every couple weeks, lots of blackheads/ugly pores, often it just feels really gross and blah. oh and i recently noticed what looks like broken capillaries across my cheeks (i'm not an alcoholic! i swear!)

No, you're a redhead. You have very very special skin.

but i'm not a real redhead!

Justine - I use some Nuetrogena dry touch stuff. I like it but I'm not completely sold on it. Might try something else when it runs out.

i accidentally got cetaphil with spf 50 and it was AWFUL

:-( Ppl seem to like Cetaphil too. That sucks.

i like cetaphil with spf 15 but it smells weird

the cetaphil i usually use has something like an spf 30

the one i use is pretty much fragrance-free, or maybe i'm just used to it?

but i'm not a real redhead!

Color me fooled.

seeing this thread made me immediately think of enbb. and not me, though i guess i have no deep complaints.

Maybe baby has this: http://www.answers.com/topic/macrocephaly ??

hahaha Oh damn. This reminds me of the time a doctor said my oldest daughter might have hydrocephaly "But don't it spoil your weekend... Why do you look so worried?"
Apparently XL BIG HEADS run in both my husband's and my families. I knitted a lacy hat for a small lady head, seems to be a tight fit for my 3,5 year old. Roffle.

I hate it when some complain they get pimples like every couple of months. (Sorry Justine!). Try this: my nose is still full of little black zits. :-((((((((((

it's every couple of weeks!

i wish it was every couple of months :(

and in the same goddamn spot, no idea what that's about

Oh wow Mookie thank you! That's really nice.

even weeks! at least it takes time off. ;-) my nose is like a sea of goddamn black zits mocking me

enbb, if i had your skin (and overall prettiness), it'd just stare at the mirror every day for half an hour. ;-)

ok that came across as goddamn creepy. sorry

my skin is not as nice as it used to be. my pores are too big. what can we do about pores? my guess is nothing.

also i hated that neutrogena dry touch stuff. and i burned with it on.

I think my wife has a Clinique product that it supposed to reduce the size of your pores...?