Your weekly burrito consumption

the amended version has the greater wit, but it suffers from poor placement

I do not understand the appeal of burritos.
0 per month.
― oops (Oops), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

One of the wrongest posts ever. One of nature's most perfect food groupings. Between breakfast burritos, quick lunches with beans and cheese in the microwave, and full on dinner ones with all the fixin's, I'm probably at 5-6 per week. Or more.

That said, the California burrito really does not look good to me.

as the horse Boxer says, I WILL WORK HARDER!

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That said, the California burrito really does not look good to me.

it’s called a California burrito? Huh.

can I get fried clams in a burrito

I'd wolf one down if offered.

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i know this doesn't even really qualify as food but I got one of these by accident a couple of years ago and it was genuinely one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth:

https://www.tacobell.com/food/burritos/steak-rattlesnake-fries-burrito#:~:text=It%20goes%20a%20little%20something,spice%20from%20scorching%20your%20hands

i'm sorry i don't understand the question

Do french fries belong inside of burritos? What do you think?

are ppl who live outside of southern california allowed to have opinions on mexican food? asking for a friend

i mean "mexican" food

they don't really eat burritos in mexico so much

Everyone's allowed an opinion on 'Mexican' food, as long as you acknowledge the scare quotes.

New Mexicans, Texans, and Arizonans are allowed to, too.

disagree

Is 'Tex-Mex' fair game?

interesting tactic to claim burritos for Mexico and then immediately put quotes around Mexico all while arguing for the primacy of a place that’s not Mexico

sorry i'm so snarky but it's 1:30 pm and i haven't had my burrito yet

next you're going to ask if fish belongs in tacos

Chop, chop.

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Californians claim primacy for everything.

haha lol so true

rumbled

Like a burrito-less stomach.

ok this thread made me go buy a burrito with fries in it

you guys are gonna fucking shit bricks when you see it

what u eat don't make me shit

it will

Pics or it didn’t happen.

you guys are gonna fucking shit bricks when you see it

lol we're not going to be the ones shitting bricks.

Burritos are awesome. I love burritos. They are like the easiest thing to efficiently eat the most things at once. They're like pizza wrapped into a tube.

https://i.ibb.co/sVcr3nZ/50957-D59-DDF6-4-C04-92-AB-EAAB3-E899385.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/sVcr3nZ/50957-D59-DDF6-4-C04-92-AB-EAAB3-E899385.jpg

Yeah but we can’t see what’s inside.

http://i.ibb.co/sVcr3nZ/50957-D59-DDF6-4-C04-92-AB-EAAB3-E899385.jpg

ah fuck

anyway notate your burrito thusly:

carne asada, shrimp, fries, cheese, chipotle salsa

Put that Coke in there and we've got a deal.

--Glenn Frey

ok i ate ⅓ of it and now i'm lying down moaning in pain

all in one huge bite?

Would you say that burrito defined a generation?

i think the chipotle sauce had a splash of heavy cream in it and i've been avoiding that lately

I feel like we need ILX poster "the burrito that defined a generation" to weigh in here, perhaps they are offended by the suggestion that their only value is delicious sustenance when in fact they can sometimes define an entire generation.

I was thinking about burritos this week, I feel the call

the best california burritos are pretty good, but I think I like regular rice and bean burritos (with choice of meat and cheese) better

this here fella is still lamenting the retirement of the celebrated Taco Bell® 7-Layer™, a food item generally regarded among my peers as having contributed significantly to the cultural zeitgeist

my nearest neighborhood shop makes a Costeño (grilled tilapia, mushrooms, cabbage, poblanos, corn, and sour cream) and I've been liking that lately when I feel like getting out of my typical California or Carne Asada comfort zone, cause I'm a basic bro who needs to bureet down on the reg

btw, like all mariscos burritos, the Costeño comes with a lime wedge wrapped up within the wrapper, which is always cute af

and the wrapper should always be yellow. some posers down the street wrap theirs in this bullshit blue & white checker pattern wrapper, like what the hell is this a friggin Rally's? go yellow or go home

holy shit, there's a burrito thread?!

i would eat three or four a week if left completely to my own devices (i.e. if i were single)