Rolling COVID-19 Notably Infected and/or Fallen Thread

I actually feel bad making that joke cuz I love that man

the batman has tested positive

Weird, people who've decided that now is a good time to make movies are getting sick? Again, I have to just say: weird.

the Joker strikes again

New origin story where Master Bruce eats live bat at wet market.

Saw someone on Twitter say, "So in this one he kills his own parents?"

That’s what happens when you wear a mask that only covers the top of your face

This week’s Herman Cain Award goes to former Nashville councilman, Tony Tenpenny. pic.twitter.com/xxGJwNEM7M

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) September 21, 2020

Pity it wasn't the hoarse whisperer though

former Boston Red Sox/Minnesota Twin David Ortiz aka Big Papi milkshake, contracted the virus, no comment on whether the milkshakes helped cure him.

Pity it wasn't the hoarse whisperer though

why do you think they should die of covid?

For the most part I don't think anyone should die of covid, including Tom Tenpenny. If I were in a position to save them I would try my best to save both! Starting with Mr Tenpenny

Why did you type that it was a pity the hoarse whsiperer hadn't died of Covid instead of the politician who spreads propaganda that Covid isn't real?

I prefer one to the other!

obviously I don't like either

obviously

It may have been a little strong in hindsight, could change it to something like "pity this disingenuous balloon is tweeting again" if a mod wants to change

you can block people on twitter rather than kill them now

I have blocked hoarse (along with his parents, Alyssa Milano and Sean McAlwee accounts to be on the safe side) but for some reason it didn't stop the tweet appearing here. I admit my post was too strong

aw man the new twitter update got rid of the kill button?

Shareholders

I haven't posted in this thread for ages.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/tommy-devito-founding-member-of-the-four-seasons-dies-from-covid-19-complications-1.5116263

:(

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (AP) -- Missouri Republican Gov. Mike Parson, opponent of mandatory masks, tests positive for COVID-19.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) September 23, 2020

It's been noted on the Canadian politics thread, but of our five leading federal parties--Liberal, PC, NDP, Green, and Bloc Québécois--two of the leaders, Erin O'Toole (PC) and Yves-François Blanchet (BQ)--have both tested positive in the past few days.

god bless you bastards with all your parties (not the bloc)

I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea

— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) September 24, 2020

bad idea, brainless virus

Covid was offside

God, imagine when Maradona gets it.

He'll fight it with cocaine.

Which will be discovered to be the cure

virginia gov ralph northam and VA first lady

Hope Hicks!

Fingers crossed.

I don't want her to perish. I just pray for the tiny virus currently working their way up Trump's nose this very minute... Godspeed!

I’m ok if she perishes too

I’m fine with anyone who stood idly by while thousands of children were purposefully separated from their parents suffocating to death.

but, but, but, but christmas! CHRISTMAS!

Start counting:

MSNBC put together a list 👀 pic.twitter.com/oyYx14DQFe

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) October 2, 2020

Well well.

The president and the first lady have tested positive for COVID. The president is among the higher-risk groups given his age. https://t.co/QXpfm57K2P

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) October 2, 2020

Good work, comrade Hicks, you will be repaid well ...

Kind of inevitable, no?

I thought Hicks quit several months ago? It was, like, on all the news shows and stuff.

I hope some random mask refusenik in Bemidji dumped their viral load all over 45 at that rally on the 18th because if so, Minnesota came through.

covid-19 in donald trumps system pic.twitter.com/NMZ2CQ7rkZ

— bela (@belatweets2u) October 2, 2020

holy shit, Is he faking it to get out of the ignominy of an election loss? Would he even register that he is losing? Did he get it on purpose to take Biden down. So many questions

I mean not to get all tin-hatty or anything but I'm very sceptical that our Boris ever had it.

I'm not convinced Boris had it either but Boris is on team "I caught it and battled through it", not team "I don't like people who catch diseases, I like people who don't catch diseases"

boris has been fucked and low energy since he had it. he totally had it.

I know for a 100% fact, unconnected to media reports, that Johnson had it.