dan where did you grow up?? we had good facilities, although we had to run several laps around the track to do the mile run, curse its name.
parachute was in grammar school, not high school. for me.
most of the dancing was group style folk dancing. although there was also tango (!!) and waltz etc. also basic slow dancing which was the occasion for much nervosity on my part.
this thread is gathering steam fast, i cannot read it all today, apologies.
― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago) link
best thing though was to have gym as your last class, cos then you had time to shower afterward and you had that nice post-exercise glow when you were going to meet the honies for snacks after school.
― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:16 (twenty years ago) link
i am such a space cadet, that once when running laps indoors, i ran straight into the rope holding up the volleyball net (it was volleyball that month, but we always started with a few laps), and totally got this wicked bloody rope burn and had to go to the school nurse. i still have a scar! i tell people it's from a knife fight of course.
i got lots of stupid bloody injuries in gym class, like ripping off a huge chunk of skin on my knee while diving for a ball in volleyball, or breaking almost all my fingers (not at the same time!) during basketball or soccer.
― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:18 (twenty years ago) link
― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago) link
hott, except for the injuries and getting-your-period-at-age-20 thing
― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:12 (twenty years ago) link
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― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:15 (twenty years ago) link
football--because this was the only time in my life a 130 pound kid could play something like this and be somewhat successful. (YEA, TWO TOUCHDOWNS IN THE FIRST GAME 8TH GRADE YEAR omg i'm pathetic for remembering that)
Middleball--like a combination of volleyball and tennis, good for those who couldn't serve worth shit in the former or were too slow to play the latter
bombardment--for some reason I was good at this.
― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:23 (twenty years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:23 (twenty years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:27 (twenty years ago) link
― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link
― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link
Most irritating summer ever.
― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:33 (twenty years ago) link
I grew up in MN (apparently in the land of Wonderful School Facilities).
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago) link
DestroySwimming (1st period swimmming = wet hair all day YUCK)Mile run (if I ever I feel depressed I remind myself I never have to do mile run or ride the school bus and then I feel better)Field DayVolleyball tournament
Most classic:PE teacher asking if I would like to grade papers instead of playing basketball. That's probably some sort of Title IX violation but like I gave a shit.
Super destroy:
Mrs Davis:Me: "Can I not do field day? I'm getting my period that day"Mrs Davis: "NO"
also she blamed ME when I got hit by a basketball when it was the thrower's fault.
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:30 (twenty years ago) link
― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:45 (twenty years ago) link
― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:49 (twenty years ago) link
― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:57 (twenty years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:05 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:07 (twenty years ago) link
we had genteel things like golf and x-country skiing
and badminton! oh how fun was badminton!
― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 6 May 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago) link
Now a major motion picture starring Rick Moranis.
― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 6 May 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago) link
― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 May 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 6 May 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link
"Boner?" asked Sonya. "What's a boner?"
Debra, sensing comedy gold, says, "Oh, that's just something girls get every now and then," and REFUSES TO ELABORATE.
About a week later, Sonya sidles up to Debra in the hallway and says, "Debra? Don't tell anyone, but I think I got a boner."
Debra, of course, immediately ran down the hallway shouting "SONYA'S GOT A BONER! SONYA'S GOT A BONER!" while Sonya ran behind her saying, "Shhhh! Don't tell everyone! Shhh!" Bedlam and pandemonium ensued.
I drew several cartoons commemorating this incident that were classic not so much for their subject matter but for my limited art skills; the best one was the one with the owl in a tree asking a girl with a suspicious bulge raising the front of her skirt "What's wrong?" and the girl replying "I think I got a boner." Why an owl? Because I couldn't draw more than one distinct person and I wasn't going for the pervy twin angle.
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago) link
― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 May 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link
We had to do PE and sport as well - PE was like the class subject, whereas sport was all Weds afternoon. PE usually ended up being shit like basketball, gymnastics and some theoretical stuff, or... you know, I don't even remember, I think I blocked it all out.
Sport was where you got to choose what you wanted to do from a list of things, I hated all forms of sport and exercise as they served nothing but to humiliate anyone unpopular or at all weak/different. But we got to do ice skating, squash and table tennis in later years, that ruled pretty hard.
We didnt have a pool but swimming and track n field happened at least once a year as a school contest, which I also hated becaue I can neither swim nor run, but we were forced to attend nontheless, and sit around getting horribly sunburnt.
In year 10 I developed some kind of liver problem and was medically forbidden to exercise for 12 months. That was the best.
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 May 2004 06:30 (twenty years ago) link
Dud: The Mile, of course. I've never been diagnosed, but I'm sure I have some kind of exercise triggered ass-mar. It's so frustrating to have your legs and everything in good condition and then finish only like 30 secs ahead of the pudgiest boy (well, the pudgiest boy that could finish the thing).
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:03 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:05 (twenty years ago) link
I hated playing basketball until I was in HS, when a kindly coach actually took me aside and taught me fundamentals, such as how to shoot a basket. Believe it or not, this important task had not yet been taught to me. But once I was able to do those things, I was thrilled to play basketball in P.E.
Other fun P.E. activities -- volleyball, bowling (yes, we did bowling in P.E.), (HS) flag football, strength conditioning, hockey (minus the skates, prob due to liability reasoning or something).
Everything else I hated, from those stupid repetitive gym exercises (whoo, sprinting to Pat Benatar PLEASE KILL ME NOW) to badminton (really bad news if you're a near-blind person such as myself) to any/all track activities to anything from before high school. And considering the fact that everyone at my HS was female, the whole "time of the month" excuse didn't fly. Also, the time of day our P.E. class was to be held was pretty much determined by how good you were at P.E. The first year I had P.E. I was in the last (i.e. 7th) period of the day, and then in the second year (we had to have two years' worth of P.E.) I was moved up to 4th period, which was conveniently before lunch.
― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:09 (twenty years ago) link
― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 07:12 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:00 (twenty years ago) link
― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 08:06 (twenty years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:57 (twenty years ago) link
― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 09:59 (twenty years ago) link
My child is in gym right now, the teacher isn't nice but is real popular with the administrators. My kid is athletic but is bullied. I wish I could change the classes.
I would love to pull the kid out of school but don't want to upset them.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Bulgarian Tourist Chamber (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 7 June 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link