Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

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Astonishing performance from Kepa today, Karius-level shit.

Only had the radio on but I wouldn't expect him to start their next game

First half sounded a terrible match altogether, than god the Beeb are spoiling us with champagne football

And as I type that lol Chris Wood

they've signed Mendy from Rennes as a replacement

Kepa possibly the worst signing in PL history, given his price tag

Semedo a done deal?!!!

Fuck yes if so

Not official from the club yet last I checked but looks very done

What's the biggest weekend for goals in EPL history? We can't be far off that with two games left to go - including City Wolves which is a potential humdinger.

shhhhh

i dunno, i was going to start a "why is defending so bad and hated?" thread yesterday

Gibbs “I’ll fcuking do it again.
Seamus “No you won’t do it again. Who you talking to you’ll do it again? Hard man. Fcuking hard man.”pic.twitter.com/2OsHffdjNX

— Irish Football Pics (@irish_pics) September 20, 2020

Who cares? #defenceisboring #goals

yeah but we've already had the rules changed so you get penalties if you can hit a defender with the ball

Glad they finally adapted the Michael Jordan strategy

In MLS if you slip in the box because you are bad at football lose your footing they point to the spot.

Explains why we see fewer tackles in the box than in EPL and because they're bad at football

Gagging for Villa vs Sheffield Unitard to be a truly wretched 0-0 with no shots on target or incidents of note

i'll take that for our game tbh

no, ignore me, it's just worse pressure after last season somehow

You've got to build on last season and beat them by at least a three goal margin imo, nothing less

So many teams seem surprised that the season has started.

Also very few team playing archetypal 4-5-1 Allardycian clogger ball any more. Even Palace have a hint of joie-de-vivre under Hodgosaurus.

Sheffield United already down to 10 after Egan's slightly-more-innocuous restaging of the Chelsea red card

This is going to be a grindingly inevitable attacking masterclass isn't it

what an idiotic challenge

classic Saiss ffs

Small mercy that they didn't VAR it til 9pm

yeah i can't argue that one at all. the elongated slide made it even more comical

thought we were just starting to find our way into the game before that

I genuinely can’t remember the last time Wolves had possession in the City half.

City's press has been savage, this could be bad

that was some exemplary staying onside from Sterling

Delighted but also a little apprehentious to discover the existence of Liam Delap

feeling less bad about not being able to watch this now.

but....remember last year, we were down 2-0 and came back 3-2. though that was with 10-men Man City.

not been in it at all that half, need to change things around but i'm not sure how or who tbh

City very good, we haven't tactically got an answer, ok we haven't got a first choice wing back either side but that was nothing like good enough

Honestly I saw the City back four and assumed this would be 2-0 to Wolves, but I'm not sure the midfield has let them get anywhere near them.

i like Ake, think he was a reasonable signing, but as you say it hasn't mattered

maybe bring Donk on to play at RWB so Traore can get forward but i dunno, there's a problem with the shape, the energy, the lack of ideas

aw shit i thought that was in

the fake crowd were all over the shop on that one

This is unbelievable.

twice Podence has tried to be too clever

lol fuck's sake lads

Excellent from Podence.

oh man that nutmeg :D

Award Wolves the win for that IMO. Nutmegging KDB is just outrageous.

One more goal to break the record.

Have faith in Jesus.

at half time i was on the verge of saying i'd take not getting gubbed, which we weren't in the end

still plenty of room for improvement, i'm wondering what our first eleven will look like in a couple of months

welp at least going forward i'll be able to see the damn games rather than yelling at students.

sad to see we didn't pull off the same magic from last year, but hey....last year we hadn't even won a game until when? lol

Sent this tweet out to Emiliano Martinez today:

"Bienvenidos a su nuevo hogar, Sr. Martinez. Muchos gracias por ser un miembro de nuestra familia. #UTV #AVFC"

this is on the borderline of unacceptable but fuck it he makes me laugh

Wolves 1-3 Manchester City- Alternative Commentary pic.twitter.com/MbaRSfFixF

— cameron🇵🇹 (@wwfccameron) September 22, 2020

We have someone who does exactly that. Can't lie I do enjoy it. Ours has the voice at about double speed, fitting in much more verbiage and coming off as twice as pissed off