"Will you shut up, man?" US Politics October 2020

Trump must've really bombed it if he's willing to vote for this guy instead:

If Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within the year.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 1, 2020

Did he say anything about voting for Biden?

What you're missing is that Scott Adams actually wants us all dead

He'll be writing in a vote for Dogbert iirc

The Trump campaign appears to be declaring war on the Commission on Presidential Debates in a call happening right now, describing it as biased against POTUS

— Alex Isenstadt (@politicoalex) October 1, 2020

The obvious move here is, if Trump backs out of the next debate, Biden should just show up and take audience questions for 90 minutes.

He's such a fucking baby.

honestly, my fear now is that this asshole is gonna read the writing on the wall and do something completely novel and dangerous: declare war on a country, shut down the stock market, claim that coastal states are seceding... who knows!

The Trump campaign appears to be declaring war on the Commission on Presidential Debates in a call happening right now, describing it as biased against POTUS
— Alex Isenstadt (@politicoalex) October 1, 2020
The obvious move here is, if Trump backs out of the next debate, Biden should just show up and take audience questions for 90 minutes.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, October 1, 2020 4:03 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

and hire a really good Trump impersonator to stand at the other podium and violently shit his pants.

we're only a few steps away from him tweeting that he has the nuclear codes so if we know what's good for us we better fall in line.

"Some people say I might just use this football thing, whatever you call it."

he's gonna bark a lot but there is no way he will pass up being on a high-rated TV event

its quite literally the one thing he actually cares about

well, that and staying out of jail

And rawdoggin' faded softcore stars

And the Gorilla Channel.

Vote Trump/McGrath? -- It's another episode of "Swamp Turtle"

"You let China take our mask! I don't know why Kentucky keeps reelecting this guy!" pic.twitter.com/4Y8HSCWzBR

— David M.F. Schankula 🤔😬😷🔥 (@davidschankula) October 1, 2020

Scott Adams is as self obsessed as Trump. Like he's the fuckimg victim when the president calls on a fascist militia to stand by! He's just another fucking mark and he's upset it's taken this long for the penny to finally drop.

yeah if you read his blog back in '16 (and I highly recommend you don't) it's clear that his love of Trump is mostly because he sees his reflection. underqualified dude who nevertheless used the ~~powers of persuasion~~ to succeed in a field he should never have been in. he is also remarkably thin-skinned and has a habit for just saying shit, the man has no consistency whatsoever. he goes on and on about how dumb metaphors are then compares vote-by-mail to snorting fentanyl. they clearly have the same personality disorder.

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been charged with election-related felonies in Michigan.

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somehow every day i increasingly look forward to his death

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, October 1, 2020 1:57 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think about it all the time

If he dies now, he'll be a folk hero. I'd much prefer him with a massive stroke, unable to speak. That would be delicious.

Dunno how good this one is but this kinda poll 5 weeks out from the election is pretty fuckin bad for Republicans

#NEW National Post Debate Poll:

Biden 54% (+13)
Trump 41%@ChangePolls/@CNBC, LV, 9/29-30https://t.co/jnLsgtb0dR

— Political Polls (@Politics_Polls) October 1, 2020

Like there seems to be a reason every R is freaked out right now

Hope everyone has steeled their nerves and laid in a supply of ativan for the polls tightening up over the next few days.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, September 29, 2020 7:06 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm starting to doubt this (mid-debate) prediction is going to happen

Texas is gonna have a statewide single polling station at the Alamo... must wear a ten gallon hat to vote.

^^Joke's on us--it's in the basement.

trump got very bad coverage from the debate, but the assumption should be that this is a temporary polling bounce. debate bounces don't tend to last, but let me know if it's still around in a week. (it might be! i'm saying don't get excited yet.)

It could just be projection on my part, but I get the feeling that everybody is just so sick of his shit to a historic degree. Like, I had a guitar lesson today, and my teacher confessed he spent half the day yesterday just walking around yelling "motherfucker!"

my brother in law's entire family, who live in North Carolina and have all been Trump supporters this entire time, are totally done with his ass and ready to vote Biden because they feel like they've been taken for chumps.

I'll take it, but, well ...

Are there any, like literally any, stories to the contrary?

There is a new McConnell add which goes into how much money he has raised for drug addiction help in KY that ends with him smiling into some laptop looking pretty much like Mr. Burns. It's pretty much prime meme ready.

I believe that, among people who watched the debate, Trump made a notably horrible impression and almost certainly lost votes.

There was none of the transgressive "bad boy" quality to his theatrics the other night. He came off like a sneering, condescending bully.

Or even worse like a drunken, abusive father.

He totally pwned Biden's dead son, though. Like a real alpha male.

did we see this? DHS memos after the Kenosha shooting were full of talking points to defend and apologize for the shooter:

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/internal-document-shows-trump-officials-were-told-make-comments-sympathetic-n1241581

Today I learned that agreeing with Democrats and saying I won’t vote for Trump makes them hate me extra and threaten me. So I’ll be voting for Trump.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) October 1, 2020

A new poll shows the Democrat up by 12 in Iowa.

trump's debate performance was bad, but the really the only consistent thing about his polling has been: when he is in the news a lot (saying things, not coverage of things he may have done in the past, e.g. russia, etc.) his polling goes down, and then slowly creeps back up as he is less in the news and swing voters forget how much they physically despise his person.

most people who aren't in his base hate him more when they see him! that explains 80% of polling movements over the past 3.5 years IMO.

Did... did Scott Adams literally just go "hahaha JOKES ON U IDIOTS AS IF"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruOGeIZHTRw

*borat voice*: I am NAAAAHT voting for trauump

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been charged with election-related felonies in Michigan.

Did... did Scott Adams literally just go "hahaha JOKES ON U IDIOTS AS IF"

Shocked he didn't frame it as "I was just running a psychological experiment on you cucks and I WAS PROVEN RIGHT"

We should tell him we really didn't hate him any worse than usual

Yeah, we've entered the era of no take backs. If you're an asshole for years, you're an asshole forever.

I would never kink-shame anyone, but it seems like Wohl and Burkman have really let their humiliation-and-punishment fetish run wild and I hope they get the help they need. After prison.

NEWS: Hope Hicks, who traveled with Trump aboard Air Force One to and from the presidential debate on Tuesday, and to his Minnesota rally yesterday, has coronavirus, sources tell me.

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) October 2, 2020

i thought she was fired or something

She came back...and was rewarded with Covid-19.